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I went to the dentist for a simple cleaning and ended up paying for the visit with some super sexy cocksucking phone sex! That’s perfect for a broke college slut like me, I need to save as much money as I can. If letting my tooth doctor bust a milky nut all over my pearly whites gets me out of paying a $20 copay then I’m all for it!
I was sitting in the big chair thingy when he came into the room. He laid the chair back and shined a bright light right into my face, I couldn’t see anything! The doc didn’t look in my mouth for more than a minute before telling me I have perfect teeth and that he’d like to offer me the opportunity to suck his dick to cancel out the bill. Still blinded by the light, I was in the middle of a shrug when his cock pushed its way past my lips and into my mouth. I took a fierce face pounding for a minute until he pulled me off of the chair and put me on my knees on the floor in front of him. Finally that light was out of my eyes!
My dentist grabbed a handful of my hair and humped my head as fast as he could, jamming it past my molars and down my throat. His tool was really thick so it kind of hurt my tonsils, but I didn’t care. I was getting this visit pro bono just for blowing a guy, I wasn’t going to bitch about it one bit. I’ll use my moist mouth or my baby girl pussy to save a buck or two whenever I can. Plus, it felt a lot better after he shot his wad in my mouth!
What the actual fuck, Man?! You expected to flash a bunch of cheerleaders a monstrosity of a cock like that and not get hit with a mortifying round of mean girl phone sex?! Who in the hell told you that would be a good idea, have you even seen that thing?! HA-HA! Jesus-pussy-poking-Christ, Guy! It’s no wonder you can’t get a girl to juice your junk, it looks rotten as fuck! LOL!!!
Is that a birth defect? There’s just so much skin! Does it look any better when you pull some of it back? Nope, keep it covered, I just threw up in my mouth a little! I’m guessing that’s why you were never circumcised, the fucking thing looks worse when you peel it! How is that possible?! That dark and veiny dick head is too goddamned big to fit into my mouth, it’s a good thing I don’t want to let it close enough to my lips to even try!
Seriously, just pull up your pants! It just looks like it smells bad and I think you’re starting to spread your fumunda funk throughout the room! Your hog is so fucking gross, Bro, for real. There’s not one cheerleader slut in this room who’ll tackle that trouser travesty of yours! I think I speak for all of us when I say that we’d much rather suck a room full of micropenises and let them spray their soft and gentle man mist in our faces than spend one more second checking out your cheese log.
Read the room next time. If it isn’t filled with a bunch of super thirsty, fat, ugly, almost completely unfuckable cunts, keep your gross ass grizzled cock to yourself. Even then, you need to make sure those bottom scraping skanks know what they’re in for before you just pull that vile, vein covered, skin wrapped mollusk you call a schlong out and start waving it around. You’ll give somebody a heart attack with that thing!
I get my sleazy, slutty streak comes from my ageplay phone sex loving grandma without a doubt. My granny loves to get her greasy pussy packed with fat peen and filled with chunky cum. Obviously I don’t blame her. Getting turned out by a massive hunk of man meat feels amazing and if she can get it at her age, I say fucking go for it! More pussy power to her.
She’s got all kinds of old stories about guys who gooped up her gash, I love to hear them. Some of them aren’t that old, though. Granny says she gets her vag dug out by the gardener every time he swings by to tend to her veggies. The pool boy bangs out every woman that he works for and my gran is no exception. She says she likes him because he’s super young and really stupid, basically just a walking fuck toy. Hell, my dad even likes to throw her legs back and stretch out both of her holes when she swings by to visit. I think that might even be why she comes over so often, Daddy is an amazing lover!
I hope I’m half the whore that my granny is when I’m her age. If I can still smash when I get that old then I’m definitely going to keep up my super slutty, cock loving ways. I definitely inherited my trampy traits from her, I don’t want my baby girl pussy to get as blown out as Granny’s is. Hopefully it stands the test of time and a buckled hole isn’t something she passes down to me, too. I guess we’ll see in, like, a hundred years, or whatever! LOL!!!