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Cocksucking Dental Exam

Cocksucking phone sex

I went to the dentist for a simple cleaning and ended up paying for the visit with some super sexy cocksucking phone sex!  That’s perfect for a broke college slut like me, I need to save as much money as I can.  If letting my tooth doctor bust a milky nut all over my pearly whites gets me out of paying a $20 copay then I’m all for it!

I was sitting in the big chair thingy when he came into the room.  He laid the chair back and shined a bright light right into my face, I couldn’t see anything!  The doc didn’t look in my mouth for more than a minute before telling me I have perfect teeth and that he’d like to offer me the opportunity to suck his dick to cancel out the bill.  Still blinded by the light, I was in the middle of a shrug when his cock pushed its way past my lips and into my mouth.  I took a fierce face pounding for a minute until he pulled me off of the chair and put me on my knees on the floor in front of him.  Finally that light was out of my eyes!

My dentist grabbed a handful of my hair and humped my head as fast as he could, jamming it past my molars and down my throat.  His tool was really thick so it kind of hurt my tonsils, but I didn’t care.  I was getting this visit pro bono just for blowing a guy, I wasn’t going to bitch about it one bit.  I’ll use my moist mouth or my baby girl pussy to save a buck or two whenever I can.  Plus, it felt a lot better after he shot his wad in my mouth!

 

I Need Anal Phone Sex and I Will Get It!

Anal phone sex

When a slutty chick has the urge to take a rock hard cock up the ass and get her pooper pounded super hard, she needs a hardcore round of anal phone sex and she needs it right then and there.  That was me yesterday.  I needed a hot beef injection in my crap corral and I wasn’t going to be happy until I got it.  Daddy was gone, my neighbors were busy and no one at school had any time to sodomize a blonde teen slut.  I thought I was never going to talk someone into taking my ass.

I’ll admit it, I was a little lost.  I’ve never had a hard time getting a guy to fuck me, especially when I’m offering up my tight teen ass to him.  I drove around from place to place hoping to find a man that was horny enough to hop on my whore train and do some dirty work in my dirtiest hole with no luck.  I was so desperate that I almost went into the porn shop to find some skeazy rando to ram his rod into my rectum, but I haven’t hit rock bottom like that yet.

I was almost out of gas so I stopped into the gas station, not thinking I was going to get anything other than fuel, maybe a slushy.  As soon as I walked in to pay, the guy behind the counter gave me a big smile and started rubbing his dick through his pants.  FINALLY!!!  I grinned back and gave him a wink and it was on from there.  He came over to the cooler, spun me around and lifted my skirt.  I thought he was just going to jam his junk right into me, which would’ve been just fine by me, but instead he got down on his knees and ate my ass for a while to get it nice and wet.  It was amazing!

The clerk had a cock that fit perfectly into my prized poo chute.  When he had me bent over the ice cream cooler ramming into me really hard, I had the thought that maybe all of those guys turned me down because I was supposed to meet this random register jockey just so I could find another fun fecal fuck partner who loves butt fucking a teen whore just as much as she loves to get butt fucked.  Life has a funny way of working out sometimes.  Keep going after what you want and you’ll probably get it, especially if all you’re trying to do is take it up the ass!  LOL!!!

 

Riley’s Babysitter Phone Sex Diary

Babysitter phone sex

Dear Diary, 

   I’ve gotten so many babysitting jobs from my babysitter phone sex line that I almost can’t keep up with all of the families who like to fuck sleazy hired sluts like me.  I have so many new cunt cream loving clients that I almost need a personal assistant to help me keep track of all of them.  Good thing I have you, Diary.  I’ll just write down all of my sitter and spinner sessions here so I can have a constant reminder of what family I need to help and hump on what day.

   The first and third Mondays of every month are all booked up by Mr. and Mrs. Merkin.  They like to get all boozy at the burlesque shows around town then bang me out together when they get home.  It makes sense, seeing all of those nearly nude people while I’m getting drunk would turn me on, too.  The second and fourth Mondays are set aside for a single mom working a few jobs who picks up shifts at the strip club.  After work, all she wants is to come home to a quiet house, drink some tea and have her pussy eaten.  I handle every bit of that with a bright, shiny, slit slime smeared babysitter smile on my face.

   I go to the Browns house every Tuesday and Thursday to watch their rowdy little boys while they go bowling.  They insist that their heathens are to be bathed and in bed before they get home.  That wasn’t easy the first couple of nights, they got out of the bath with a fire in their tiny asses.  But, ever since Mrs. Brown told me that she usually jacks them off in the tub to get them to calm down before bedtime, getting those little scamps to go to sleep has been a snap!  The Browns enjoy their post pin scrambling evenings in a calm house and usually thank me by massaging my hot whore holes for me before I leave.

   Wednesdays are a toss up, Diary.  There’s a guy who likes to be a big baby and wants me to take care of him like I’m his mommy, but he can only do it when his family goes to visit his mother in law.  Sometimes they go every week, sometimes it’s just once in the month, I never know when he’ll need me to feed him and wipe his ass so I leave Wednesdays open for him.  He pays extra to have me as an on call babysitter for his full grown self.  Not gonna lie, I’m relieved when he doesn’t call me.  I don’t like shit and puke at all and he insists on a realistic adultbaby roleplay session.

   On Fridays, several families go out together and I get to watch all of their rugrats.  It’s cool, a few of them are younger teen girls and I get to teach them how to be the hot teen slut they want to be.  I make them practice giving the little guys head and eating all of the bald pussy they can before their parents get back.  They’re always really excited to show their mommies and daddies what they learned after a night with me and the parents are super grateful that I give their girls and boys so much attention.  I usually take on a husband or two before I leave, sometimes I even let them fuck me right there in front of everyone.  Just depends on how everyone is feeling.

   Weekends are for me.  I work hard all week, school is a son of a bitch.  Saturdays and Sundays are the days I slut out how I want to and don’t have to worry about caring for and shaping the young minds and sexual appetites of the neighborhood crotch goblins.  I might take a random sitting job if there’s an emergency and only if I don’t have anyone else to do.  Being a whore isn’t as much fun when you actually have to do some work!  You get it, right Diary?

 

Hot Teen Slut Art

Hot teen slut

You know you’re a hot teen slut when one of the guys you like to fuck stupid uses you as a muse for all of his sexy artwork.  If your creamy cunt alone can make a man fall so much in love with you that it sparks his creativity then you know that you’re a smoking hot teeny whore.  Apparently I inspired one of my frequent fucktoys to start making tons of artsy things based on me.  It’s all pretty cool, super sultry, ultra provocative shit but my favorite pieces are his paintings.

It’s hard to make a clay sculpture look just like someone but he did a pretty good job.  The eyes don’t look quite right but the twat and titties looked great.  He drew a series of cum covered charcoal drawings of me that were tight as hell!  I look great in black and white, his shading around the pools of splooge made them look so real, I couldn’t believe it.  The acrylic paintings he made really took the cake, though.

I don’t know how he did it, they look just like me!  He got the pinkish brown color of my asshole exactly right and the folds of my pussy look like they’re 3D!  My dad even liked them so much that he bought a few from my crafty cum dumper to hang in his office at work.  He has a real future ahead of him, I’m really happy that me being a slutty teen whore helped him hone his skills.  Hopefully he sticks with making sexy stuff but who knows how inspiration will hit him?  I really love all of the things he made me, though!

 

Twelve Lays of Christmas

Daddys girl phone sex

On the first day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me, a vibrator for my pussy!

On the second day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me, two gaped out holes and a vibrator for my pussy!

On the third day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me, three of his friends, two gaped out holes and a vibrator for my pussy! 

On the fourth day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me, four balling bros, three of his friends, two gaped out holes and a vibrator for my pussy! 

On the fifth day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me, fiiiive old man peeeens!  Four balling bros, three of his friends, two gaped out holes and a vibrator for my pussy! 

On the sixth day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me, six meats for slaying, fiiiive old man peeeens!  Four balling bros, three of his friends, two gaped out holes and a vibrator for my pussy!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me, seven rods a-rimming, six meats for slaying, fiiiive old man peeeens!  Four balling bros, three of his friends, two gaped out holes and a vibrator for my pussy!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me, eight prostates milking, seven rods a-rimming, six meats for slaying, fiiiive old man peeeens!  Four balling bros, three of his friends, two gaped out holes and a vibrator for my pussy!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me, nine strippers dancing, eight prostates milking, seven rods a-rimming, six meats for slaying, fiiiive old man peeeens!  Four balling bros, three of his friends, two gaped out holes and a vibrator for my pussy!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me, ten loads of dick cream, nine strippers dancing, eight prostates milking, seven rods a-rimming, six meats for slaying, fiiiive old man peeeens!  Four balling bros, three of his friends, two gaped out holes and a vibrator for my pussy!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me eleven perverts pounding, ten loads of dick cream, nine strippers dancing, eight prostates milking, seven rods a-rimming, six meats for slaying, fiiiive old man peeeens!  Four balling bros, three of his friends, two gaped out holes and a vibrator for my pussy!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my daddy gave to me, twelve yummy cummers, eleven perverts pounding, ten loads of dick cream, nine strippers dancing, eight prostates milking, seven rods a-rimming, six meats for slaying, fiiiive old man peeeens!  Four balling bros, three of his friends, two gaped out holes and a vibrator for my pussy!

AND A VIBRATOR FOR MY PUSSY!  LOL!!!

 

Santa Loves Sex With Young Girls

Sex with young girls

I always get what I want for Christmas because Santa loves to have sex with young girls even more than he loves cookies!  Offer him some young pussy when he slides down your chimney and he’ll give you everything you asked for and more, I guarantee it!  It makes sense, all he has at home to make his north pole shoot out some sparkly white cum is his crusty old wife, some weird little elves and his stable of magical four legged friends.  I bet he bangs every boy and girl who let him into their little undies when he’s bringing them presents.  Who could blame him?

I stay up extra late to make sure I see him every year.  It always works, I’ve been fucking Santa for as long as I can remember!  His helpers, too.  They don’t come with him every year but when they do, I don’t get stingy with my slit.  Those little guys work hard just like Santa does, why shouldn’t they get their turn in my tight teen twat?  Who gives them anything for Christmas?  My hot pink pussy and I have it covered for my house!

One of the things I like best about Santa is that he smells just like my daddy, even has a cock that’s the exact same size and fits perfectly into my baby girl pussy just like his.  Who’d have guessed?!  It makes letting Old St. Nick have his way with me feel really familiar and I like that a lot.  I wonder if my mom has ever given him her gash on Christmas Eve, I bet she’d have a lot of fun with him.  I bet she has, we always have a shit ton of presents under our tree!

 

What The Fuck Is That?!

Mean girl phone sex

 

What the actual fuck, Man?!  You expected to flash a bunch of cheerleaders a monstrosity of a cock like that and not get hit with a mortifying round of mean girl phone sex?! Who in the hell told you that would be a good idea, have you even seen that thing?!  HA-HA!  Jesus-pussy-poking-Christ, Guy!  It’s no wonder you can’t get a girl to juice your junk, it looks rotten as fuck!  LOL!!!

Is that a birth defect?  There’s just so much skin!  Does it look any better when you pull some of it back?  Nope, keep it covered, I just threw up in my mouth a little!  I’m guessing that’s why you were never circumcised, the fucking thing looks worse when you peel it!  How is that possible?!  That dark and veiny dick head is too goddamned big to fit into my mouth, it’s a good thing I don’t want to let it close enough to my lips to even try!

Seriously, just pull up your pants!  It just looks like it smells bad and I think you’re starting to spread your fumunda funk throughout the room!  Your hog is so fucking gross, Bro, for real.  There’s not one cheerleader slut in this room who’ll tackle that trouser travesty of yours!  I think I speak for all of us when I say that we’d much rather suck a room full of micropenises and let them spray their soft and gentle man mist in our faces than spend one more second checking out your cheese log.  

Read the room next time.  If it isn’t filled with a bunch of super thirsty, fat, ugly, almost completely unfuckable cunts, keep your gross ass grizzled cock to yourself.  Even then, you need to make sure those bottom scraping skanks know what they’re in for before you just pull that vile, vein covered, skin wrapped mollusk you call a schlong out and start waving it around.  You’ll give somebody a heart attack with that thing! 

 

Near Gagless Deepthroat Blowjob

Deepthroat blowjob

If a guy wants me to give him a deepthroat blowjob, I can hang.  If he wants me to wretch and upchuck all over him, then he better be packing an extra long, super thick wang.  I’ve had so many throat fucking sessions with dozens of dicks of all sorts of sizes, they definitely did something to my pole pleasing pipe and had an affect on my gag reflex.  It’s not totally gone, but you have to have a really big bone, both lengthy and girthy, if you want me to gag and gasp on your throat gaper.

 I’ve said it a million times; if I’m sucking your cock, I’m throating myself on it.  That’s just how real sluts roll, Bro.  Standard blowjobs are for beginners and prudes who think they know what’s up.  I think we can all agree that simple, soft BJ’s are definitely not what’s up.  They might feel okay but they don’t hold a man’s interest for long.  Skull fucking throatjobs are where it’s at, once you get one, you’re going to want more.  Just so happens that I will skull fuck myself for you, simply because that’s how a true teen slut likes it.

Honestly, most men only have tonsil ticklers between their legs.  It’s cool, that’s why it’s called an “average.”  Whore math tells you that out of every 100 men I blow, around 70 of them will have face fuckers of around 5 inches, or so.  15 of them will be smaller than that, the cute little lip smackers, and 15 will be bigger.  Of the 15 bigger tonsil ticklers, only 2 or 3 of those will even be long enough to reach my larynx, let alone get all the way down into my esophagus.  And that, my guy, is where my gag reflex resides.  Want to make my dry heave or hurl while we’re having cocksucking phone sex, then you better have the tool it takes to get there.

 

Greasy Granny Pussy

Ageplay phone sex

 

I get my sleazy, slutty streak comes from my ageplay phone sex loving grandma without a doubt.  My granny loves to get her greasy pussy packed with fat peen and filled with chunky cum.  Obviously I don’t blame her.  Getting turned out by a massive hunk of man meat feels amazing and if she can get it at her age, I say fucking go for it!  More pussy power to her.

She’s got all kinds of old stories about guys who gooped up her gash, I love to hear them.  Some of them aren’t that old, though.  Granny says she gets her vag dug out by the gardener every time he swings by to tend to her veggies.  The pool boy bangs out every woman that he works for and my gran is no exception.  She says she likes him because he’s super young and really stupid, basically just a walking fuck toy.  Hell, my dad even likes to throw her legs back and stretch out both of her holes when she swings by to visit.  I think that might even be why she comes over so often, Daddy is an amazing lover!

I hope I’m half the whore that my granny is when I’m her age.  If I can still smash when I get that old then I’m definitely going to keep up my super slutty, cock loving ways.  I definitely inherited my trampy traits from her, I don’t want my baby girl pussy to get as blown out as Granny’s is.  Hopefully it stands the test of time and a buckled hole isn’t something she passes down to me, too.  I guess we’ll see in, like, a hundred years, or whatever!  LOL!!!

 

Fabulous Teen Pussy

Fucking teen pussy

 

Everybody who gets a piece of me always wants to come back for more because I have the most fabulous fucking teen pussy around and it always wants to be teased and pleased!  If someone wants to gouge out my hot and horny gack holes then I’ll do my best to fit them into my busy schedule.  I suck and fuck so much cock, it’s kind of hard to fit them all in, but I always do!

After a little daddy time in the morning, I head off to class and typically take it up the ass to give my gash a little time to recover from that dicking dad delivered.  Sometimes I get stuck up the butt by a fellow student, other times it’s an administrator.  Regardless of who’s trying to bust a nut inside of me, I make sure to keep a tight grip on them with my mudhole so that it gets just as sore as and feels just as used as my cunt does.

By the time I hit cheerleading practice after school, my hot pink whore hole is always ready for more, though.  Good thing there’s usually some guys out on the field practicing for one sport or another.  It doesn’t matter what sporty thing they play, they all want to bust a nut in my slutty teen slit.  I take a break from doing routines with the bitches on the squad and take a wad or two of jizz from a juiced up football player or long dicked cross country runner at every practice.  Every school has to have a cheerleader slut, it might as well be me!

Once I get home, it’s finally time for me to choose who I want to ride for the rest of the night.  Sometimes I stick with just one pole pushing into me as far as it can, sometimes I’ll invite two or three fat fucksticks over to see how far they can stretch out my snatch and sphincter.  It just depends on how I feel and how many men I let use me like a fuck doll and toss me away like a used cum rag that day.  If you’re in my contact list, though, I’ll always try to work you into the rotation so you can get some of my oh so fabulous teen pussy!