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Kinky Riley's Phone Sex Blog

Slippery Slimy Slut Slit

Fucking teen pussy

 

Fucking teen pussy drives all the guys nuts because our hot cunts get all gushy and drippy really easily!  It’s not hard to turn a sleazy teen slut on and when we’re ready to get fucked, we leak like a slime dripping faucet!  We’re always ready to go and can work up all the fuck lube your cock needs right in between our sexy legs.

I can’t tell you how many pairs of jeans I’ve soaked on a date.  Those over the clothes cunt massages really juice my junk right up make my muffin so moist that it looks like I pissed my pants!  On the plus side, it gives the dude the go ahead to peel me out of my wet clothes and get skin to skin with me and my hot pink cum catcher.

That totally means that, when you’re going down on me, you’re either going to have to gulp down gallons of my runny cunny nectar or drown trying!  It doesn’t take long to get me streaming sticky snatch slime, you’d better be ready to chug hot teen pussy juice within seconds of sucking on my snatch.

I love the over lubrication my luscious love box stews up, it makes taking huge cocks a lot easier and is the perfect signal that I’m ready to fuck.  If you’re going to lick my slippery slimy slut slit, you’d better be ready for much more than a mouthful of my own personal meat marinade.   

 


Bring The Pain

Pain slut phone sex

 

There’s a pretty big difference between your run of the mill, average, ordinary cock craving whore and a real filthy brutal fuck loving pain slut.  Not every boner banging bitch can take the bashing and abuse that a torture and torment loving tart like me can.  Some of us are just made to be able to withstand a brutal beating while being buttfucked.

I know some whores who don’t even like to be slapped around or choked a little.  What kind of tramp doesn’t like to feel a man’s strong hands wrapped around her throat cutting off her oxygen as her pussy gets wailed on?  Fucking prudes.  Personally, I can’t get enough of it.

There’s just something about the pain that makes pleasure so much better.  I don’t know what it is, I only know that I like it.  Having my butt bludgeoned as my holes are being battered beyond recognition makes me feel like the best little teen slut that any guy could hope to bash and bang.  

My old boss has always liked to mistreat my muff and assault my asshole and doesn’t fuck around when it comes to beating me up.  He likes to cuff my hands and feet so I can’t move then punch and kick me until we’re both out of breath.  I’ve never left his apartment without deep, dark bruises all over my body and a completely blown out butthole.  I think he’s mad that I quit. 

 


Greatest Golden Showers

 

Toilet play phone sex

Not every guy I bang is into toilet play phone sex but I fucking love it!  If you’ve never taken a hot steamy piss all over someone’s face then you’re really missing out!  It fills me with joy to see a floundering fuck toy gasping for air through my torrents of golden pee like a fish out of water.  I have no doubt that the very first time you have the opportunity to void your bladder all over a piss loving cunt lover you’ll be just as hooked on giving golden showers as I am!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m an equal opportunity pee pee lover, I’ll take a tangy spray to the face, too!  I don’t just dish out the piss soakings, I get my fair share of that gushy gold goodness and I’m not one bit afraid to gulp all of it that I can down into my gullet.  I’m so good at it, it never makes me lose my breath or feel like I’m being waterboarded with urine.  I know how to handle it, no problem!  The question is, how do you take it?

Are you used to being hosed down by a hot cunt with an overfull bladder and a nasty knack for giving the juiciest face flooding golden showers you’ll ever find?  I know you aren’t because you’ve never let me straddle your face and fuck it until I’m ready to drown it in my ammonia rich yellow pussy mist, have you?

 


Private School Girl Sex

 

Why are older guys always so fascinated with tight little twats, tiny puckered butts and having hot school girl sex?  Wait, I think I just answered my own question, didn’t I?  LOL!!!  I bet a barely used hole feels great on a big ol’ bone and there’s no place better to find a bunch of horny young beauties all packed together than at a private school.

I went to an all girl private Catholic school for a little while when I was in high school and I fucking hated it.  With the uptight, unnerving nuns and hypocritically punitive priests, if it weren’t for all the friends I made and all the instructor cock we got to take, it would’ve been hell!

Every night the headmaster did chamber checks himself, making sure that every girl was in her room and ready for lights out at 9:30 sharp.  If we weren’t in our tiny nightgowns with our prayers all finished by the time he peeked into our rooms, he didn’t hesitate to stomp in, throw us over his knee, yank down our panties and give us a bare bottom spanking we’d never forget.  You could tell he liked it by the look he got in his eye and the tent he pitched in his pants.  By the time he would get done, his righteous rod would be poking us hard in our perfect pussy mounds.

 

School girl sex

 

I don’t know if he expected us to start liking his ass assault or not, but my roommates and I got so used to our nightly knock around sessions that we would intentionally be unprepared for his inspection when he appeared.  We just couldn’t sleep until he showed up to smack our asses until they turned purple, but when he saw the looks of overwhelming joy and euphoria that spread across our pretty faces, he ramped his butt bludgeoning punishment up to full on fucking.

He made his way through all of our holes, shooting from ass to pussy then ass to mouth like he was searching for the holy grail and could only find it far down in our gaped out rectums, way up in our dripping wet cunts or drilled deep in our gagging throats.  I remember my girlfriend Aubrey’s anal slime always tasted so sweet, I never could figure out how she did it, but I loved sucking her butt sludge off of the headmaster’s pious prick!

If you want to have your pick of sexy young whores to have your way with, find a private school and apply there.  You don’t need to run the place, we even used to juice the janitor’s junk whenever we got the chance.  You just want to get in so you can have access to all the school girl sex you can handle!  Trust me on this.

 


Raunchy Rest Home Romp

Ageplay phone sex

 

Who’s afraid of a little ageplay phone sex?  Not me, that’s for sure.  I don’t care how young or old a creamy, cunt loving cock is, if it looks good enough to eat it’s good enough to fuck!  Call me a teeny slut if you want, I don’t care.  I love to take pussy pleasing dicks and ass stretching schlongs in my hot fuck holes, it doesn’t matter who owns them as long as they’re perfect.

My best friend Starla feels the same way I do.  She wants to fuck every prize winning peen she can find and goes out of her way to suss them out from all the rest.  She showed up at my place the other day saying that she found the perfect prick for both of us to play with.  No doubt, I was totally interested and didn’t hesitate to hop in her ride so she could escort me toward that trophy cock.

Imagine my surprise when we arrived at the old folks home.  I have to admit, I was skeptical at first but Starla told me to trust her and made her way inside with a skip in her step.  She’s never led me astray before so I followed, hot on her skinny little tail.  She signed us in at the front desk with a nurse who obviously knew her and hopped her way down a long corridor with me in tow.

We reached a room at the end of the hall and Starla just opened the door and walked inside.  “Hi, Grandpa!” she said with a wave and a smile as she jaunted over and sat on his lap.  This guy was gone, he couldn’t recognize his own reflection let alone the fact that Starla was not his granddaughter.  She kissed him on the cheek and told him “We’re going for a walk!” as she pulled him out of his recliner and ushered him out of the room.  I was unsure at first, but when he stood up the tent that he pitched in his pajama pants was perfect, a great pop-up just right for three person fun, so I couldn’t resist.

We hiked on the trails behind the home a bit until we found a secluded opening by a golden pond.  We both grabbed his thick old hog and started kissing him together, working his ears, neck and chest with our moist mouths as we jointly jerked his geriatric joint.  He moaned and groaned and occasionally uttered some crazy shit like “Hotdogs for humdingers!” and “Tuesday is a whopper!” between his glip-gloppy gibberish.  Starla  laughed but I think that meant he liked it.  To help him get real good and hard, I sucked his expired meat into my whore mouth and blew him like the slut I am, making his shaft so hard it’s like my spit was liquid Viagra!

From there we took turns fucking his newly reinvigorated love vein in whatever position we wanted.  He didn’t move around much so we had to do all of the work, but Starla and I don’t mind.  We know exactly how to work a perfectly curved semen slinger and ground our soft sweetheart snatches all over his old, weary bone.

We had to stop right in the middle of a pulse pounding double cowgirl face and cock ride because the old fart started yelling “They took my trousers!  MY TROUSERS!”  We totally weren’t going to wait around to see who was going to come check on him so we got the fuck out of there real quick!  I hope somebody found the old coot.  It’d be a shame if that dong died off!

 


Babysitting Buffet

Babysitter phone sex

 

I’m the hottest fucking babysitter in the whole town, heavy emphasis on the fucking!  I only get hired because the parents know that they can pay me with cocks and cunts.  Getting paid in pussy and pricks is great for a slutty whore like me.  Sure, it doesn’t help my bank account much, but there are all kinds of benefits to getting boned for babysitting that you might not think of.

Last night I got hired to sit for the Chows down the street and when I showed up they were dressed in kimonos not looking like they were going anywhere.  Then I got to thinking, I was pretty sure they didn’t even have any little ones and I was right.  Mrs. Chow has never even been pregnant, they just lured me over under the guise of working for them because they know I’m a loose slut with a tight snatch.  Of course I’m not going to turn down a fuck session, it’s basically like being paid without having to work!

After I understood what was happening, I got busy doing what whores do best.  I hopped up on the counter and started rubbing my hot little fuck hole in hopes that they would come over and enjoy the buffet I presented them.  I was not disappointed in the least.  The Chows darted over and dined on my sweet cunt together, each of them expertly eating my pussy like they were members of the Diner’s Club.

Mr. Chow didn’t do anything without having a pussy in his mouth or smothering his face.  His wife and I took turns getting banged, eaten out and pushing her man’s Mongolian meat as far into our mouths as we could.  I hope they call me to babysit again really soon.  Maybe next time I’ll bring a brat along with me!


Tongue Treat My Feet

Princess phone sex

I demand to be treated just like a pretty little princess, which means if you even want a chance to fondle my terrific teen titties or finger my tight and tidy twat then first you have to prove your worth on my cute little feet.  Don’t even think about trying to manhandle me until you’ve massaged and manipulated every part of each foot, heel to toe.  If you do a good enough job I might let you work your way up past my ankles, but you have to prove to me that you aren’t pathetic first by pleasing all ten of my princess-pink painted piggies, then we’ll go from there.

You know that means you have to suck them, right?  Suckle and lick my toesies properly and you just might get the green light to do the same to my cute little love button of a clit.  If you fumble your way through pleasuring my pads, who’s to say that you won’t do the same with my sweet and tender pussy?  It’s kind of like how us girls know if a guy can fuck or not by seeing the way he dances.  The way your tongue twitches around on my toes and soles is probably the exact way it’ll jaunt around my jizz catcher so you better make it good or else I’ll be done with you before you ever even get a peek at my horny holes.

Making my hooves happy is the only way you’ll get more of this hot little teen princess.  Every guy says they give the best “foot rubs” but you’ll have to do more than just pat my feet down if you want a chance to fuck my pink pussy.  You know the deal.  Get to sucking or get to stepping.

 


You Have To Lick My Pussy

Licking teen pussy

 

Licking teen pussy is awesome for me because no matter how good or bad any labia lapper is at chowing down on my chinga chamber, I can always get off all over their fuckalicious faces.  I don’t care how they plan to handle my hot hole, I make sure to manipulate myself with their mouths until I’ve got their gobs completely covered in my creamy teen cum.

The only reason I have to orgasm into their open face orifices is because I’m not guaranteed to get the big O when they’re fucking me.  I take a lot of cock and not every guy I bang is packing the best bone for bringing me to climax.  Anything less than seven inches better be really fucking girthy to get my goo flowing.  The average penis size being just under six inches so that means I either have to fuck as many freaks as I can to find the most prized peens or make almost every guy who pounds my puss go down on me and munch my box until I’m completely satisfied.  Anyone who knows me knows that I do both!

I’m not shy at all about making my fuck toys eat me out.  They might like it, they might not, but I make sure that I absolutely love it every time!  LOL!!!

 


My Cunt Caught A Leprechaun

Fucking teen pussy

 

I don’t know if fucking teen pussy is lucky or not, but it sure feels like it is to me!  I had a hell of a St. Patty’s day yesterday, my cunt found out what they mean by “the luck of the Irish.”

I was tooling around town when I saw a tiny little sprite of a man in a green suit grinning from ear to ear, beckoning me to follow him.  I wasn’t sure at first but when he unzipped his pants and flashed me his shillelagh I just had to follow him.  That thing was just as long and fat as his stocky little legs!

We made our way through the back alleys all the way to this old Irish pub called “The Pot O’ Gold” where he disappeared inside before I could get my hands on him.  When I walked in all the guys raised their pints to me and let out a big cheer.  The tiny fucker was laughing at the other end of the room then ran into the bathroom.  I wasn’t going to lose him and his handsome hog again so I quickly followed, getting my ass pinched as I made my way past the bar.  I was wearing green and everything, I don’t know what their problem was.

I busted open the door, charged into the restroom and started looking in the stalls for my tiny target.  Just as I got to the last one I got forced down to the ground and my head pushed onto the rim of the nasty, piss filled toilet.  That compact kelly clad creep had me pinned with my hands behind my back and panties around my knees shoving my face into the bowl.  With a giggle he asked “Were you lookin’ for me pot o’ gold, lass?” as he pushed his unbelievable prick deep inside of my curious cunt.  Before I could make a sound he plunged my entire head into the waste filled water and laughed hard at the gold, chunk filled bubbles I was making.

He rode me really hard then finished his fun by emptying his blarney stones and filling me up with his creamy Irish stew.  With a wink and a nod he rushed out leaving me covered in filth on the floor for the next guy and his drunk friends.  I guess I never really caught the lucky little rascal, but I did get a real good look at his pot of gold.

 


The Johnsons Next Door

Sex with young girls

 

The Johnson couple next door loves to have sex with young girls so it goes without saying that I pretty much hang out with them on a nightly basis.  I don’t think they ever had any young ones of their own so they have a lot of love to give to a dirty little teen slut like me.  I think it’s cute, they think it’s hot, but we all know it’s really fucking fun! 

I go over there so much that I don’t even use the doorbell, I just walk in.  They prefer it when I surprise them so I pop in whenever the mood strikes, which is fairly frequent.  I had a crappy date last night with a tiny little prick packer who blew his little driplets in his boxers before I could even touch his micro meat, so I went to the neighbors to vent.  

When I walked in they were already in the middle of a hot fuck session in the living room.  Thank fucking god!!  I was so relieved that I peeled off my skin tight dress and joined in on the fun without missing a beat!  As Mr. Johnson put it to his lady from behind, I positioned myself behind him and licked his asshole as I stroked his swinging sack.  My rimjob skills are rockin’ so it didn’t take long at all for him to blow a fat load deep inside his hot wife.  I wanted some too, so I laid on my back and directed his dick right into my tight little twat as I made Mrs. Johnson sit right on my face.

I got rammed and rode real rough like!  His hot cum oozed and squished out of her sweet snatch and spread all over my face as he pumped my pussy really hard until I showered him with my squirt.  He was about to blow again so I slipped off his juicy meat and shoved it in my horny mouth.  I sucked and licked for just a second or two before he busted another big ass nut all over my already cream covered face.

I’m glad I live next to people who really get off on having sex with young girls.  They can turn a bad night into a good one or make a great night the fucking best ever!

 


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