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Yeah, I know you love abduction phone sex but you aren’t just going to torment me and leave me here all tied up like this, are you? You’re going to fuck me as much as you want then let me go, right? I can’t just stay here and let you exploit my slutty holes forever! I got things to do, dude. You’re going to have to pulverize my hot pink pussy with that powerful prick of yours and then untie me so I can leave. Please? That’s the magic word, right?
You said you wanted to try to dominate a hot blonde whore, you never said anything about keeping me as your pleasure providing prisoner! I’m fine with being tied down and bound to whatever, but don’t just strip me naked, tease my cunt and then walk away like that. I love taking a hardcore cocking, it’s kind of what I live for. I’ve been here for too long, though. You need to use me, dump however much cum in or on me that you want and then release me. That’s how this works, that’s what I signed up for and that’s it.
I’m not going to stay here another second while you do whatever the fuck it is you’re doing around your house. Am I? You’ve teased me for long enough, right? You’re just playing around, this is just submissive phone sex and not real life for you, right? Seriously, just slam your salami into my snapper and crapper until you jizz it and then let’s call it a night. I’m really horny, I know you have to be too. Take what you want from me, do anything at all and then get me the fuck out of here. Pretty please? I’m starting to get scared…
I went to the dentist for a simple cleaning and ended up paying for the visit with some super sexy cocksucking phone sex! That’s perfect for a broke college slut like me, I need to save as much money as I can. If letting my tooth doctor bust a milky nut all over my pearly whites gets me out of paying a $20 copay then I’m all for it!
I was sitting in the big chair thingy when he came into the room. He laid the chair back and shined a bright light right into my face, I couldn’t see anything! The doc didn’t look in my mouth for more than a minute before telling me I have perfect teeth and that he’d like to offer me the opportunity to suck his dick to cancel out the bill. Still blinded by the light, I was in the middle of a shrug when his cock pushed its way past my lips and into my mouth. I took a fierce face pounding for a minute until he pulled me off of the chair and put me on my knees on the floor in front of him. Finally that light was out of my eyes!
My dentist grabbed a handful of my hair and humped my head as fast as he could, jamming it past my molars and down my throat. His tool was really thick so it kind of hurt my tonsils, but I didn’t care. I was getting this visit pro bono just for blowing a guy, I wasn’t going to bitch about it one bit. I’ll use my moist mouth or my baby girl pussy to save a buck or two whenever I can. Plus, it felt a lot better after he shot his wad in my mouth!
What the actual fuck, Man?! You expected to flash a bunch of cheerleaders a monstrosity of a cock like that and not get hit with a mortifying round of mean girl phone sex?! Who in the hell told you that would be a good idea, have you even seen that thing?! HA-HA! Jesus-pussy-poking-Christ, Guy! It’s no wonder you can’t get a girl to juice your junk, it looks rotten as fuck! LOL!!!
Is that a birth defect? There’s just so much skin! Does it look any better when you pull some of it back? Nope, keep it covered, I just threw up in my mouth a little! I’m guessing that’s why you were never circumcised, the fucking thing looks worse when you peel it! How is that possible?! That dark and veiny dick head is too goddamned big to fit into my mouth, it’s a good thing I don’t want to let it close enough to my lips to even try!
Seriously, just pull up your pants! It just looks like it smells bad and I think you’re starting to spread your fumunda funk throughout the room! Your hog is so fucking gross, Bro, for real. There’s not one cheerleader slut in this room who’ll tackle that trouser travesty of yours! I think I speak for all of us when I say that we’d much rather suck a room full of micropenises and let them spray their soft and gentle man mist in our faces than spend one more second checking out your cheese log.
Read the room next time. If it isn’t filled with a bunch of super thirsty, fat, ugly, almost completely unfuckable cunts, keep your gross ass grizzled cock to yourself. Even then, you need to make sure those bottom scraping skanks know what they’re in for before you just pull that vile, vein covered, skin wrapped mollusk you call a schlong out and start waving it around. You’ll give somebody a heart attack with that thing!