Category: Cheap phone sex

Oh my xoxox

teen phone sex  My day just got a little better when I was picked up on the side of the road by Santa not the real deal but a rent a santa from the mall he agreed to drop me off home if I let him sample my young bald pussy. Talk about Christmas miracles this man really knew how to work his tongue until a whore like me starts gushing like a waterfall. So yeah when he asked me to become his sexy little fuck toy elf I agreed because like I said his tongue was definitely magically and his cock was even better and so much bigger than I imagined. So not only did I just get a nice paying whoring job for santa I also get he pleasure of fucking my boss and coworkers.

I fucking love the holidays!

teen phone sexFrom my teen phone sex slut’s heart to yous, I want to wish all my wonderful world-round pervs a Merry Christmas! I started with my own not-too-far-away roots, in Germany.

In German Happy/Merry Christmas is ‘Frohe Weihnachten’. Christmas Day being called “Erste Feiertag” (‘first celebration’) and the 26th December is known as “Zweite Feiertag” (‘second celebration’) and also “Zweiter Weihnachtsfeiertag” which translates as Boxing Day, which doesn’t mean that at all, but whatever haha! It really means switching places like a boss switching places with his secretary. This I just love celebrating, because I can turn around and tell him to suck my fucking dick for a change! It may be rubber and strapped over my pretty little pussy, but I guarantee I’ll still do some damage!

Kwanzaa  has seven symbols–mazao (crops), mkeka (mat), kinara (candleholder), muhindi (corn), kikombe cha umoja (unity cup), zawadi (gifts) and mishumaa saba (seven candles)–that are traditionally arranged on a table. Three of the seven candles are red, representing the struggle; three of the candles are green, representing the land and hope for the future; and one of the candles is black, representing people of African descent.

I have a soft spot for this holiday, for several reasons. One, I myself have a bit of African blood in me (that’s where I get these excellent big, blowjob lips and my perfect, round ass!) and second, who doesn’t love a BBC! Any teen whore worth her salt has tried her damnedest to fuck and suck a big, heavy, black monster cock!

Teen whoreHanukkah is observed for eight nights and days, starting on the 25th day of Kislev according to the Hebrew calendar. That being said, simply because it’s a religious holiday, that’s no excuse not to have some serious fucking fun after all the offspring and such have tucked away for the night. And if you need some inspiration, here, let me help you out, there!

 Use your menorah to produce some romantic mood lighting. Since each night you add a candle, each night the lighting will change. (Porno photo-op, anyone?)

 Always have sex before you make the latkes, trust me, just go with it.

 Play strip spin the dreidel. The Hebrew letter Gimel means take off all your clothes, Shin means put your clothing back on, Hei means take off half of your clothing and Nun means do absolutely nothing. (Or fuck a nun, if you’re lucky enough to have one on hand)

 Use some edible massage oil in bed to give your partner a massage. The oil probably won’t last for eight days, but it will still be good holiday fun.

 Find a way to incorporate chocolate gelt into your sex life every day of the holiday. Chocolate is an alleged aphrodisiac, after all. And if it wasn’t fuck it, we need it anyway! I mean, It’s fucking chocolate!

 Give your partner a gift each night. Not the kind you can buy, but the kind that makes them bite the pillow and pray the neighbors won’t need a smoke.

If you’re having sex for one, make sure to get some fantasy inspiration from any of my blogs. Even nice Jewish guys like my pics, and it’s great, cheap phone sex. Your mamma would be so proud!

Instead of smoking a after fucking cigarette (which I do not, in any way, encourage….. wait, yeah, I kind of do…), sneak some good, strong cannabis butter into your home made doughnuts and watch the family meal make a big turn around! (If you do that, I’m going to need pics, please?

And last, but not least, don’t use your cum to spike the punch, it doesn’t work out. I may, or may not, have tried this before.

cheap phone sexOn that note, my darlings, be safe, but more importantly, have fun and cum loads and loads for me! Better yet, do something sick and twisted, and tell me about it! I’m dying to hear about it!

Cum in my shit shoot

cheap phone sexCheap phone sex doesn’t mean it’s lame or boring phone sex! A good hot teen slut with an anal fetish as deep as mine paired with a severe need for all the cum she can milk, from as many hot horny cocks as she can fucking get it from, makes for a fun, freaky fucking time! I’m the truest teen whore you’ll ever meet.

I’ll be walking down the fucking road, pick out a guy that happened to look my way and flash him my tits , or my cute shaved little cunny. I know right away if I can get him to fuck me! Usually he drops his fucking jaw, or smiles really big, and we go somewhere. I really don’t give a fuck if it’s behind a dumpster, to his car, his place, my place, in a fucking closet, what the fuck ever I just need that dick damn it!

I get off so fucking hard when a guy rips off my panties, shoves me over, and rams his hungry man meat into my little poop shoot over and over again! And the harder he does it the fucking better I like it. No soft foreplay for me, I want taken and owned! Do you think you’re man enough to handle a wild ride like me? There’s a reason they call me Ryder, some girls slip and slide, but I fucking grip and ride, bitches!

So if you dare to take a trip up my ass, cum the fuck on, baby!

What’s taking you so long?

Wishing I could be Licking teen pussy!

I am so excited to be moving to night shift soon. I have seen a lot of girls but Becky has caught my eye! Like I wanna lick this slutty bitch up and down. Bury my face into her pinky pussy. Have you seen this bitch? She’s blonde and she has a rocking body. She is thick in all the right places. She is so tempting!

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She has a tramp stamp that I would love to lick. Her nipples look so suck-able and her tittys look fuckable! I want her to sit on my face and ride me till she squirts her creamy pussy juices down my face. I mean every now and again I have heard about how hot  she is. I have a huge girl crush on her and I would fucking love to lick her head to toe! I mean, Look at her! She is so fucking sexy! Her pussy looks so yummy and tight. I bet she tastes like a candy. So sweet and juicy! I hope we can get closer after I switch to night shift!

Cheerleader Slut Does the Holidays

School had a serious theme today. We went over Christmas, and why it’s ok to say Happy Holidays AND Merry Christmas. Each class presented a different holiday that takes place between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Each culture and their customs and practices for their respective holidays was given a brief overview, and we even got to eat some food and have some drinks that were representative of each. My favorites were Christmas, Hanukkah, and Newtonmas!

I’m not sure the teachers were ready for me today. I smeared food stuffs all over my body, and told the class that I wanted to start my own tradition! I told them that I was willing to offer up my body for their holiday pleasures. Then, I lay down on the nearest table in each class, and I let them all eat off of me, and out of me, before they fucked me senseless. I bid each and everyone a happy holiday, respectful of the holiday represented in that class. They all loved my version of celebrating, and said they wanted to carry that tradition on. It was a fun time!

Teen whore!

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My parents have been asking me lately about what I have been wanting for Christmas. My answer has been the same for the past couple of years, and that is to go with my friends up to the Cabin.

I felt like this year was going to be the year that they said yes, that is if I am able to convince one of them. I dressed my self in just a bikini and a long trench coat.

I walked up to my dad and begged him to take me Christmas shopping so I could pick out a gift for my self. He agreed and off we went, once we we’re in the car I asked if he could take the scenic route since there was less cars, he agreed and I decided do something rather different.

I took off my trench coat allowing him to see my breasts and told him that I want to give him something since he has been such a great father.

He looked and admired everything he saw since I could see his cock protruding from his pants. I unzipped his pants and began to suck on his daddy cock. My father grabbed my head and began to help me bob on his cock. I licked up his head licking up all of his precut and then made my way down his shaft.

Once I was sure he was wanting more , I stopped sucking his cock and begged him to let me go with my friends to the cabin this year. He sat back looking at me with such a puzzled face and said of course only after I squeezed his cock with my hand.

He let out a moan and said that I was more of a freak then my mother ever was. I smiled since I got what I wanted. I guess all you need some times is a cock in your mouth and everything will work out.

Torture phone sex – Fuck Pig Briona – Part 1

Torture phone sexThat fucking nigger bitch. She thinks she’s all high and mighty because even in my fucking camps she thinks she’s better than me because she has the attention of HIM. Nothing I’ve been able to do has taken him away from her, no matter how much I scared or tortured her physically. No matter how much I’ve tried to keep them apart. They just seem to be drawn back together over and over. I know her fucking pussy isn’t made of gold. I’m sure that it’s full of ash and coal like her fucking nigger soul. I was on my last straw so it just meant to get what I’d want I’d have to torture them both. So I had him brought to my room. I had changed out of the harsh straight lines of the uniform and into a ivory silk slip, something shimmering and soft. My long wavy blonde hair fell around me and made me into the “innocent” girl that did so well in the Hitler youth. Everyone wanted a sweet, innocent, beautiful thing like me and they gave me all their secrets which I gave to our Fuhrer like a good soldier always did. He was brought to me freshly bathed and shaved, his form was athletic and lean… He was a personal pet project, and as such he was spoiled. He was fed and kept healthy while his comrades were experimented on, tortured, raped, and whatever else my and my companions saw fit. I smiled at him, “Hello.” I purred, my voice sweet and inviting. “Thank you for joining me in my chambers… I’m sorry for my state of undress” I said to him sweetly, letting my body press against his rigid and angry form. My perky and soft breast pressing against his muscled chest as my hands teased over the muscles. “I have an offer for you.” I pressed, his silence and lack of acknowledgement to my attempts at kindness aggravating me. No one ignored me and I could even hear the strain in my voice as I continued as my soft fingers played with the waistband of his trousers. “If you help me be a happy girl, I’ll make sure you’re a very…” my fingers dipped underneath the cloth as I leaned forward let my soft pink lips trace against his chest. “Happy…” my fingers moved, running through the treasure trail just before his cock.” Boy.” I said as I took his cock in my hands, infuriated that it wasn’t hard at all. Even as I squeezed and played with it, nothing happened. I screamed in fury, my anger uncontrollable at this blatant insult. Every man here, even my own soldiers would kill to be in my bed and this man couldn’t even acknowledge I was alive! I slapped him hard across the face, my hand hurting more than his reaction showed it had hurt him. “You fucking nigger. You’re a dirty, rotten, worthless waste of flesh that deserves to die with your comrades.” I spit on his face and he let the spittle slide down his cheek and off of his chin to plop onto the floor. I open the door and yell. “Bring the bitch!” and to my surprise he had finally turned around. 

In Shape

   bratty girl phone sexStaying in shape so my daddy can spoil the hell out of me whenever I have a craving for a pair of new shoes or some expensive ass jewelry I have to keep this nice round ass firm and these titties perky for him to suck on not to mention jerking off a nice big cock takes a lot of arm strength. You see this hot young body of mine all nice and supple with sexy mouth watering curves you just want to whip your cock out and start jerking it off right in front of me right? Maybe follow me to the ladies locker room and proposition me maybe some cash or a nice diamond bracelet in exchange for polishing off your cock with my sweet mouth. Yea? Well call me up and we can role play this and i promise your cock will be quite happy love.

Let me deep throat your cock daddy

Ageplay phone sexWould you like to have some Ageplay phone sex fun tonight? I would love to be your little slut, and your little fuck toy. I would love to deep throat your big daddy cock till my eyes are all red and watering because you keep shoving it harder and harder down my tight little throat. I just love feeling your balls tighten up when your close to cumming. I could even stick my finger up in your ass and rub your prostate so you can cum even harder in my pretty little teen mouth. I love just being a bad girl for daddy. I know you like it to don’t you? Having your personal little slut just rooms down from you, taking me in the middle of the night to bust your nut in.

Our New Hot Teen Slut Babysitter

hot teen slutThis hot teen slut Jasmine recently moved into the neighborhood. She is a hot little Latina gal. Doesn’t weigh more than a popcorn fart, but my grandson likes a little ethnic spice, so I hired her as a babysitter. All the women in our family are Nordic goddesses, so a raven haired beauty is a novelty to him. After the  first time Jasmine babysat, I knew he was intoxicated by her. No sooner had she left, did he run to his room to spank his little rocket. Later he asked me if she would taste spicy. Had me thinking about her baby girl pussy too.

baby girl pussyI invited Jasmine over for a family dinner. I was all prepared to spike her drink, but the little whore  needed no help to get in the mood for our kind of family fun. She dropped her fork under the table; the next thing I knew my youngest son was moaning at the dinner table. Jasmine was showing him her cock sucking skills. I felt bad for my grandson because he had eyes on the new babysitter. He isn’t that old. Every girl knows a boy’s dick only gets bigger with age, so likely she never gave him any thought.  He stormed off to his room. I left the cock teasing whore and my son to fuck, while I went to console my rejected little boy. I find that a blowjob from granny makes his troubles go away rather quickly.

cheap phone sexAs I was blowing my boy, Jasmine came into the room with my son’s jizz on her face. She wanted some of my grandson. She had a smirk on her face as she said, “I was just saving the best for last.” My grandson pushed me off his dick without even pausing. I was a bit jealous, but I want him to try new things and new whores. I fucked my son as I watched our new babysitter fuck my grandson. Turns out he loves hot sauce. He gobbled up her pussy like she was oozing liquid gold between her legs. I think Jasmine will be a regular guest in our house.