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Sooey Here Come Miss Piggy

Best thing happened to me yesterday, A friend of mine gave me her little sissy fagot bitch to play with. I turned that fairy fruit into a little piggy and took em to the mall with me or all of my friends to laugh at. Everyone did laugh too, there was hardly a second between us being stopped for him to get down on his fruity knees to crawl around and squeal for us. Anytime he lagged behind all I had to do was call out “SOOEY” and his faggot self came a skipping to me. He whimpered when we all spit on the floor and had him beg us to taste it off the ground while he oink, oink,oinked. It was the funniest thing you could ever see watching a fairy lick our loogies off the mall floor. People gathered around and stared and pointed laughin at little Miss Piggy. Before I knew it one of my friends’s whipped out his giant cock and pissed all over that fairy fucks face. Mascara drained down the sides of his cheeks and I fell on the floor laughing so hard. We decided that the mall was not going to be the end of it and we were going to make this hungry piggy a pig pin to die for. The guys got a couple used port a potties from last week’s game and rocked them till they spilled all over the parking lot. We kicked that piggy in the ass till he feel into the mud. He whimpered and cried while we mocked him squealing and playing in his own shit pin. When the game got ready to start the night everyone bitched and complained about how bad Miss Piggy smelled. I did not give a fuck how nauseating the fruit fly was I needed a foot rest for the game. Thousands of people spit on him and made fun of him for being a little dicked fuck and all he could do was stay on all fours and serve as my foot rest. When it was time to go I was sad, because I was going to be losing all that entertainment. I was in luck though I got Miss Piggy’s card to call the fag sissy anytime I wanted! Yay me!

Golden Showers Bring May Flowers

I am sitting here so bored and my gals are all out tonight. I was searching on one of the BBW Booty call sites to see if I could find something exciting. Something that would at least catch my eye, something nasty and dirty that would be so much fun right now. I came across this one guy who said that if a girl would let him give her a golden shower he could give her 20 bucks. Fat girls gotta eat right? So I messaged the dude and he was not bad looking at all. I told him he could piss right in this hungry mouth of mine and fuck me in any way that he liked. We arranged meeting at his place since I had carpet and didn’t want to have to clean any juices out of anywhere.
I packed some cute clothes and my mini shampoo and stuff so I could shower his piss from my hair before I came back to the girls that night. I did not mind if they saw me covered in piss because they already know I was a nasty ass bitch. I did however mind if the piss got all over my beautiful interior of my car. Anyhow so I get to his house dude is already buck ass naked. He hands me a 20 dollar bill which I immediately shove into my purse, and was quickly yanked into the house the door slammed behind me.
I didn’t even say two words to this horn ball before he had his tongue filling up my mouth. I was kind of in shock as I struggled for breath. He began to pull at my top and so I broke hold of his face lock and pulled it up over my head. He immediately moved from my face to my nipples. My pussy throbbed as his lips perked them up. I held my hand to his head holding it in place and he nibbled on them as he shoved his hands down my pants. He played with my chubby little teen clitty and I moaned removing my skirt from around my hips.
He knelt down and ate my pussy I was so wet and ready. He then told me he wanted me to shower myself too. So I lay on my back and tried to maneuver myself so that when I pissed I could stream into my mouth. I have no idea why this was making me so horny but I hoped he had a horse amount of piss stored and ready for my fuck hole of a face. He stood over me his dick in his hand. I started my stream and then he let his go. Warm, soothing piss filled my mouth overflowing it like a beautiful fountain. When we were both done I closed my mouth with a full load of urine in it and spit it out, up into the air. He was so turned on he left me in my position and stood over me fucking me in my pussy. I whimpered as my legs shook.
I came and then I came again. He has my pussy so swollen and so wet. He wound up flipping me on all fours and fucked me in the ass till he came deep inside me. I squatted over my own hand pushing the cum into my palm and then sucked it off of my fingers. I moaned because the taste was so good. We took a shower and then he kissed me on the lips again. I did not expect him to be this intimate but I did not think anything about it. He asked when he would see me again and I told him t o hit me up on the site. It was so much fun. I will have to line me up more April showers.

Cheap Phone Sex Sluts Rock

I consider myself a sophisticated whore. I am in grad school, and although I like to party, I’m smart and classy. I met this guy recently who claimed he could get me a major score of high end pharmaceuticals. There was a catch. I had to be a dirty trashy whore. He likes his girls from the trailer park, not park avenue. I was raised with a silver spoon in my mouth, so I needed a quick lesson in how to be a cum guzzling gutter slut. Luckily we have a new site, The Fornication Station, filled with trashy whores who were more than willing to give me some hot  pointers  on how to be dirty skank ho.

In order to pass myself off as a skanky bitch, they told me to tell my sugar daddy I troll for cock at the local truck stop; swallow cum in glory holes; sell my ass for crack; and shit and piss out cum after nightly gang bangs. Instead of wearing a Prada outfit, I needed to wear some daisy dukes, a tube top, and teeter on clear stilettos. I took their advice, told my patron that I wanted to be a cum dumpster for him and his friends. They started gagging me with their cocks, pissing down my throat and fucking my dirty cum drenched holes. I had a friend from school deposit some jizz in my ass and pussy, so I could give these dirty old men some sloppy wet seconds.

The girls at The Fornication Station rock. Those dirty skanks helped me score a shit load of party supplies.  I had a cock in every one of my holes begging to used as a cum dump. I went home with cum running down my thighs, and even matted in my hair. I actually enjoyed being trashy. According the  girls at our new site it pays to always be trashy, never classy. So if you like crack hos, lot lizards, trailer park sluts, dirty strippers, gang bang whores, trashy MILFs, toilet slaves, no limits prostitutes and cum dumpsters, check them out. And if you like making a classy slut, a trashy whore, give me a call!

My Little Pony Boy

My pony boy started out as a pathetic panty boy. This dude was like a frigging pansy assed white boy that just didn’t “get IT”. Seriously he was dunce, in fact I started making him wear a dunce cap when we would go to the mall.

On outings with my pansy Dunce boy things were very strict and very public. I made this pansy stand at a “time out” in whatever corner in the mall where we happened to be near. He had to do this every time pansy ass starts playing with himself as he watches girls go into Victoria’s Secret.

So Stewart, that’s pansy ass pony boy, would get really excited near lingerie shops that he’d start getting all Rain Man like with me. Seems pansy had gotten in trouble digging in mommies panties and getting caught. I found out he would be forced to strip, bend over and mommy would insert a pony tail butt plug in poor Stewies poo shoot.

Stewies mommy would take a riders crop out and make Stewart crawl around with his pony tail in and his dingle balls just hanging free in the wind. His mommy would then force her pony boy to beg for some “pony nuggets”. Pony nuggets were special and came from mommy’s nugget hole. Yep those round brown turds that mommy builds up for her sweet pony boy to feast on.

Yep, my pansy pony poop muncher would start mumbling about being a pony and how mommy made pony do bad bad things. He would pace in a circle and repeat parts. I finally got him a My Little Pony costume cut the ass out to better accommodate his hot pink pony butt plug. 

Teach me Daddy

Daddy was working late last night so I had to try very hard to get his attention. Work had been stressing him out lately so now it was for play! Before I walked into his office I put on my cutest outfit. It worked every time and this time was no different. Daddy loves my little shorts and crop top so much that they can distract him from anything. After just one short look he got so excited that he turned his computer off and bent me over his desk.
Daddy pulled my shorts down and told me how much he loved my new blue panties. Then, he peeled those off and ran his over my tiny naked ass. I had been bad recently and I thought that he forgot, but that was stupid because Daddy remembers everything. Before giving me my punishment Daddy reminded me why he was punishing me. Last week he lost a client because of me. I wouldn’t let him pee on me! It was a little gross so I thought Daddy would understand, but when I got home he was very angry.
The first part of my punishment was 20 spankings. 10 with Daddy’s hands and 10 with the wooden ruler on his desk. My ass was covered in small welts and bruises when it was over. It didn’t look so bad, but I had trouble sitting two days after. That wasn’t even the worst part, I wish it was though! After my spankings Daddy told me to get on my hands and knees on the floor and open my mouth wide. He stuffed my tight little mouth with throbbing cock and pumped it in and out.
He pulled his dick out of my mouth suddenly then told me to keep my mouth open and close my eyes. I wasn’t sure what was about to happen, but I did what Daddy told me. The second I felt my mouth fill up with warm, salty liquid I knew and it made me what to throw up. Daddy was peeing my mouth! He could tell that I wanted to spit it out, but told me I had to be a good girl and swallow every drop.
After that humiliation was over Daddy reminded that when a client ask me to do something I do it. He’s right, that is what I’m supposed to do. I feel so ashamed for letting him down, but Daddy is here to teach me. Daddy knows I’m a good girl, I just need a little more discipline.

Lets get real nasty!

It’s time for a little toilet play fun, wouldn’t you agree? I get a lot of these calls, so I know you are waiting for me to post a blog about how much I’m into the same fetish as you are…and here it is! You’ve been playing out your little fantasies of me covered in both of our shit, piss and puke. Surprise or not, a girl like me has been into toilet play since I can remember. Something about mixing all the juices we can get out of our body together makes me get soaking wet and ready to show you what I have been waiting to give you all day. I’ve been holding all my fluids in, and it’s been so hard with all the junk I’ve eaten and drank. I just know though, once you let me release it all it will be the start of one of our biggest orgasms. I’m ready to shit all over your fucking face and rub it all over your chest. And once I’m done doing that I know you’ve been waiting for my golden shower all damn day. So open your mouth I’ve got a long lasting stream for you, and I want to see you drink it all up so very greedily. Yum, look we aren’t even half way done and you look like you’re about to cum! That means it’s time for me to sit on that shit covered cock of yours and cover it with my shit even more! Once your shit covered dick cums in my ass I might even get extra nasty and give it a little suck. This might make me puke, but I know you’re into that too. So enjoy as I cover you in even more delicious juices and now it’s my turn to get covered in your shit and piss. Yes I do both! What kind of toilet loving freak would I be if I didn’t?!

2 Girl Call Phone Sex Samantha and Symone

I came home unexpectedly and found the neighborhood Lolita, Symone, in bed with my grandson. I was hot happy. He is so young still and he should be fucking a mature woman who can teach him things. Not some stupid little inexperienced neighborhood twat. I grabbed Symone by her pretty blonde hair and tied her up in the kitchen until I could figure out what to do with her. She definitely needed to watch. Needed to see how a real woman sucks a dick.

I made her watch me swallow my grandson’s young hard cock. Taunted her about how much better the mouth of experience would feel on his young dick. I had him convulsing in pleasure and shooting his young seed all over my big tits as Symone watched. Despite being tied up, she seemed to enjoy it.  I could tell she wanted to touch herself, like a cat on a hot tin roof. I went over and kissed her. I started to rub her little clitty. She got animalistic. Started grunting and shaking her leg as she came. I was turned on. She told me she had to pee, but I liked seeing her be all animal like, so I kicked the water bowl over to her, and sure enough she peed right in the pet bowl.

She was a wild animal in heat. No wonder she found her way here. I decided to untie Symone so we could all have some fun together. I don’t mind sharing my grand angels with the young girls, just I don’t ever want to be on the sidelines watching. Same with you! I’ll share that sweet innocent flesh with you, just don’t expect me to just watch.

Party Girl Phone Sex with Summer: Doctors and Nurses Gone Wild

I went to a Halloween party last weekend that was so much fun. I looked like an angel but I was the devil in disguise. I brought some devil’s dust to liven things up a bit. This was a mixed party of sorts. Doctors, nurses, professors and  a few of us extra hot students. When I am high, there is nothing I won’t do. I got up on the bar and started fucking my pussy with a wine bottle. I got a few other girls up on the bar with  me and started fucking their cunts with booze bottles while drunk doctors cheered us on. I love leading innocent coeds to naughty behavior.

There were three of us on that bar doing all sorts of kinky things. There were liquor bottles in and out of cunts and asses; body shots; lines of coke being snorted off our bodies; party peanuts being eaten out of pussies. Eventually we opened the bar so to speak to our other guests.  We sat on the edge of the bar with our legs spread, letting the guys do whatever they wanted to us.

Doctors started penetrating us with bottles too and even whipped out their cocks. We kept snorting devil’s dust and drinking. Before long this Halloween Party was a full fledge orgy. Costumes were on the floor, cocks were out, pussies exposed, tits bouncing. The party was rocking. I remember entertaining 4 doctors on the dining room table. I was on all fours with two cocks in my cunt, one in my mouth and one in my ass. I was so high but I remember how good it felt having all those older men fuck me.

I ate quite a lot of pussy too. Some old nurse’s snatch tasted way better than I expected too. It was hairy and smelled kind of musky but tasted yummy. One of the doctors shot his load all over our faces as we  sucked him off too. I’m pretty sure I remember two male doctors fucking each other too. It was one of the wildest parties I have ever been too. In fact, I was so fucked up, I peed in champagne glasses and passed it around enjoying the fact that no one seemed to realize they were sipping on my piss.

No one left the party that night without cum in a hole. Pussy, ass, mouth, didn’t matter, someone dumped a load of spunk in someone’s holes.  In hindsight, it was like a porn movie shoot. Everyone expects college girls to go wild, but this was so very General Hospital. Doctors and nurses gone wild!!! I cut the cocaine with some Spanish Fly to get everyone in the right mood. What’s the harm? Some of them needed to loosen up anyway.

I am what you call a good girl gone bad. I love to party and fuck. I still do well in school, but school comes last. Wanna party with me?? I can go all night on the right substance and I can help you go all night too!

2 Girl Call Phone Sex with Rosalita and Summer: Pretty Little Dirty Things

A girl in my dorm, Rosalita, and I decided to start a sexy cleaning company. What guy wouldn’t pay good money to see two cute coeds in naughty French maid outfits cleaning their homes? We are young, sexy, have kick ass bodies and will do anything for money. Now rarely do we go to the same house together, but this one guy, some software developer, requested both Rosalita and myself for his cleaning job. He has a 15,000 square foot beach house he wanted cleaned for a party at his place. Said he would pay us $5,000 for 6 hours. We weren’t passing that up!

When Rosalita and I got there, he appeared to be a nice nerdy guy. Well turns out he was a bit of a freak. Harmless, with money, but a freak nonetheless. Hey, we have nothing against freaks, Rosalita and I are freaks too. But the 5 grand was not just for cleaning. First, he wanted our pussies exposed while we cleaned. No biggie. A guy wants to pay to see our hot pussies, he gets it Second, he wanted us to eat each other out. Another request that was no big deal. Honestly, I will eat Rosalita’s pussy every day.  She tastes sweet like honey dew. We licked each other’s cunts and ass in every room he had, and I think that  was like 23. So lots of pussy was eaten.

The freaky thing was he has a bed ridden daddy living with him.  An old geezer who had a stroke a few years ago and is paralyzed. He can’t talk, but guess his tongue and fingers work. He wanted us to let his sick old daddy eat our cunts and finger our asses and pussies. For $2500 cash a piece, Rosalita and I were ready to give pappy a second stroke. I hopped on the bed and straddled his face, while he fingered Rosalita. The old man had mad skillz. Seriously, not sure even my own Daddy licked my pussy like that. And Rosalita was getting finger banged so hard she was squirting all over the place. When I came on the dirty old man’s face, Rosalita hopped on and road his tongue hard. Then I got the finger treatment. I almost felt bad taking the money he was so good at making us cum.

Escorts get paid less and have to fuck. We were getting paid to show off our bodies and be pleasured.  We decided to blow our generous boss for the day as a thank you. Not the biggest cock ever, but sure got hard. I mean what kind of house cleaners would we be if we did not polish knobs? He gave us an extra $1500 a piece as a tip. For that kind of money I would have let him and his old geezer of a daddy piss in my mouth. Rosalita and I thanked him profusely and said the next time he need his pad clean, we would give him a freebie and that including letting dear old dad do whatever he could to us. I hope we get the chance to go back. By far our most interesting client to date.

Toilet Play Phone Sex With Kinky Riley

 

I had such a new adventure today with one of my fuck toys. First it started off normal we were just fooling around. I was touching his fuckrod and he was tickling my little cunny. It was fun we were getting each other nice and ready for a good fuck session. Then out of no where you were like, “do you wanna try something new and dirty?” and you know me. I love trying anything new and especially if it is something that is dirty. I am not called Kinky Riley for shits and giggles.

 

 

 

 

While he sat and jacked his cock he told me he wanted me to finger my tight little ass and once I was fucking it nice and hard he told me to pull my fingers out. To taste them. You asked what they tasted like. My fingers tasted like my it was a little dirty and needed you to clean it up for me. You told me to bend over so you could lick my little rose bud ass and get it nice and clean.

 

 

 

 

Once you were done you made me shit in my hands and you said if I was a really kinky dirty girl I would eat it for you. I loved how dirty I was being and how kinky we were.Then you wanted me to be really dirty. You not only wanted me to eat my shit but you wanted me to stick my little hands inside of your ass and pull some of your poop out and eat it up while you were stroking your cock. I did just that. But then I wanted more so I started fisting your ass. It was  beginning to gape from the ramming that my fist was doing. The more I fisted you the closer you got to cumming. You just loved watching me eat our shit. You told me you were getting ready to cum and that you wanted to blow your load all over my face while you watched me clean your poop off my hands. And you did just that…. What a big load of cum. After you came all over my you then pissed all over me to clean me off… I guess we figured out what you really like… hehe