Twas the night before Xxxmas, when all through my house
Not a creature was fucking, not even my spouse.
My stockings pulled off, and my legs spread wide,I sit by the chimney without a care,
In hopes that St Dickolas soon would be there.
My Daddy was nestled all snug in his bed,
While visions of teen pussy danced in his head.
All day long I had settled into Daddy’s sexy lap,
So he definitely needed a long winter’s nap!
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the fireplace to see what was the matter.
Bare naked to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moonlight glowed on my breasts and the new-fallen snow
My nipples were so hard and I tingled below.
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight slutty “reindeer”.
With a little old driver, so horny and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St Dick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name!
“Now Bambi! now, Glitter! now, Pixie and Vixen!
On, Amber! On, Brittney! on,Brandy, and Kitten!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now fuck away! Fuck away! Fuck away all!”
As strippers who were meant to fuck for a living,
they met with no obstacles and mounted them all.
Then up onto my rooftop, they flew
With the sleigh full of Sex Toys, and St Dickolas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the rooftop
The fucking and moaning of each little thot.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St Dickolas came with a bound.
He was dressed not at all, from his head to his foot,
And his hard cock was all tarnished with ashes and soot.
A bundle of Sex Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a porn star, just opening his pack.
His eyes-how they twinkled! His dickie how merry!
He had asscheeks like roses, his cock like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the beard of his cock was as white as the snow.
The stump of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath.
He had a huge cock under that little round belly,
That was rock hard and ready to fuck, it was enough to make any man jelly!
It was chubby and plump, such a big cock for a jolly old elf,
And I spread my legs when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled up my pussy, then turned with a jerk.
Shoved his cock up my ass then blew his load on my nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose!
He sprang to his sleigh, to his whores gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Xxxmas to all, and to all a good-night!”
