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Lost and Found

This college girl across the street, Tiffany, has a younger sister. Sweet little angel too. Well today her younger sister strolled into my back yard when I was having a special pool party with my grand angels. We were all naked, splashing about, when this sweet piece of candy walks right in. I asked her where Tiffany was, and she just shrugged her tan little shoulders to indicate she didn’t know. How could Tiffany leave her baby sister unattended? I mean it is a dangerous world out there; lots of predators would prey on such a sweet little thing as her. Well, being the nurturing mommy I am, I of course invited her to hang with us in the pool for some family fun. She was a natural at our pool games. She played with my big natural floatation devices; let my grand boy rub her sweet little smooth cunnie; and even licked my hot pussy. Something tells me Tiffany’s baby sister has played such games before or at least watched them played. After a few hours of family fun, Tiffany had still not come looking for her sister. So, I decided I better go see what the matter was. We got dressed and went to her house. No answer at the door. I could hear some moaning coming from the back yard, however. I knew those sounds. I picked up the little girl, nuzzled her between my breasts and walked around back. I called Tiffany’s name several times, but she never heard me. Finally, we just walked in, and there she was in all her glory, spread eagle rubbing her honey pot for some guy who was stroking a very nice big cock. So I see now what was distracting Tiffany. I called her name, and she startled. She was like, Ms Samantha, what are you doing here? I asked her if she was missing anything. She saw her sister in my arms and was like I thought she was sleeping. I told her she had wandered into my back yard and had been enjoying family fun time with me and my grand angels. Tiffany stood up, came over and kissed me, a long deep wet kiss and thanked me for returning her baby sister. I slid a finger up her juicy cunt, hit her G-spot almost instantly and she squirted all over the place. I almost came in my bathing suit feeling her hot juices spray my fingers and run down her thighs. Well, much to my pleasure, her sweet little sister jumped outta my arms and started licking Tiffany’s wet cunt. I gave both them a kiss on the head. I informed her that she and her baby sister were welcum to get lost at my place again very soon. And then I returned home to my eagerly waiting grand babies. I was happy to know that I returned that sweet little girl to a nice p family.

Junk Food Junkies

I love Katrina. She is cute as a button, chubby, kinky and down for anything. So when I suggested we have a junk food junkie day and mixed our cravings in with sex she was down like four flats on a Cadillac. She had no clue what I had in mind but she didn’t care, she was ready to have some kinky fun. I bought a case of her favorite chips, some lollipops, some Twinkies, some ice cream and all the toppings for sundaes. The first thing I did was invite some guys over who had no idea what was going to happen. I put Katrina in the tub and filled it with chips. I blind folded the guys and tied their hands behind their backs. Kneeling them by the tub I told them to eat their way to the prize. It was so hard for Katrina not to giggle or move as they leaned over the tub munching through the chips till they reached her flesh and realized there was something better under there. You should have seen how fast their dicks went from flaccid to hard. Then we went in the room with the Twinkies and lollipops, she and I began fucking each other with them and we made them  watch. Shoving Twinkies and lollipops up our pussies and asses and putting on a junk food junkie show. While they were beating their dicks and watching us, they had no idea that I was saving the best for last . Finally I let them in on the grand finale . We were going to make them our giant hot fudge sundaes and we were going to eat the ice cream and toppings off of them. When it was all over we would ride a cock and suck a cock at the same time insuring that they all would cum for us. Proving once and for all that junk food junkies rule! And a chubby girl can rock your world!

Cheap Slut

 

I don’t really ask for much when it comes to getting in this pussy. I think growing up I was never taught how a woman should value her body so I give it away for dime bags and algebra homework. I love smoking pot but I refuse to pay for it hence why I’m on a blowjob payment plan with my weed man. Weed isn’t cheap but I am so why not get high for free? There’s no denying it, I’m a dollar whore and proud of it! When I was younger I was taught that I was nothing but a cum bucket for my brothers and uncles. They used me whenever they wanted to and made me fuck and suck for any and everything that I wanted. Now that I’m a bit older things are still the same and I don’t give a fuck. Nobody complains when their balls are drained and their cock is soft. I think im doing women a favor to be completely honest. By being such a cheap slut men get their disrespectful rage out when there with me and then treat other women how they should. With that being said PSA to all the women out there: You’re welcome

Double Duty

Dad has me pulling double duty tonight. He thinks he is punishing me!  Only if he knew how much I liked getting fucked by those random guys. The first guy is pretty nice looking. He starts off with ” Take off your panties sweetheart. You’re going to be daddy’s bitch tonight. Lie back on your bed, lift that hood, and rub the clit. I want to hear you moan little girl. Show me that pussy! Slide a few fingers into your pussy baby. I want to watch you finger-fuck that pussy. Oh, daddy is pulling out his big cock. Do you want daddy’s cock? Of course you do. Open your mouth and take my cock like a good girl. It feels so good being balls deep in your mouth. No gag reflexes, so amazing. Stick your fist in your pussy and fist-fuck it for me. My fist is in. My pussy is stretched so far. I want to fill your pussy with my cum. Remove your fist and let my cock in.” He just slid his fat cock in my cunt, and started talking to me again “How does it feel?”  I could barely get out, “It’s so big. Your head is hitting my cervix. It feels so good” And he started cooing again “You like it when daddy fucks you like that? Squirt on my cock. Squirt right now. Oh, I’m gonna squirt. Drench me bitch! Oh FUCK.”   Then he shot a gallon of cum deep inside me!  “I just blew the biggest load of hot sticky cum in your cunt. You were the best baby”  I barely have time to go to the bathroom and clean up before daddy is showing the next guy in! It must be my lucky day!

Cheap phone sex for a taco

 

 

I went to the mall with my friend, who needed new lingerie.  She met one of the guys that she liked from her Geometry class, and I told them they could visit while I went to get something to eat.  I was starving!  I rushed over to the taco stand because it wasn’t busy.  The cook came to the front and took my order.  When it came time for me to pay for it, I couldn’t find my wallet!  All I had was my cell phone, and I didn’t see my friend anywhere.  I tried to bargain with the cook and told him that I could pay as soon as my friend returned.  He said that he needed payment now; but, then, he leaned over the counter and said that he could take a different type of payment.  His mischievous grin told me that he was flirting with me.  I signed and inquired more.  “A blow-job would be nice, wouldn’t take long, either,” he winked.  “Your tacos would still be warm, too.”
He opened the side door and led me to the back.  He pushed me up against the wall in the kitchen and began frantically unzipping his pants.  He had grease stains everywhere; and, then, I began to wonder if they were cum stains.  I  looked at his stubby, hairy cock.  I tried to be enthusiastic because I wanted my food; but, he was impatient and slammed his cock all the way down my throat.  I gagged and choked, but he seemed excited by my sounds and began pounding my throat.  I felt his pre-cum slide down my throat as he pressed my head against the sticky, hard wall.  I tried to keep my eyes closed so I didn’t see the filthy kitchen.  He shot his load down my throat.  I got up and took my tacos.  “Honey,” he called out as a I was walking away.  “You’ve got a little dessert on the corner of your lips.  I wiped it off, totally embarrassed and went to look for my friend who asked, “What the hell happened to your hair?”  I felt the back of my head and it was sticky and all pushed up.  I felt gross but even more hungry than before.  I tried to think about something else as we got back in the car and I began eating my tacos.

Shhhhhh Don’t tell Daddy!

 

 

The last few days, I haven’t felt like myself; my stomach hurt and I felt sick when I would smell the scent liquor…which is so unlike me! I guessed that I had the stupid stomach bug that was going around campus. My roommate sat down on my bed and seemed nervous; she asked me if I had recently had unprotected sex. It was funny because we both were on the pill; and I reminded her of that.  She said that maybe I needed to take a pregnancy test; I shot up in bed and screamed, “What?!” She reminded me about the party when I fucked the dork in front of everyone; she laughed nervously, saying that maybe he was really potent. Shit, I couldn’t even remember half of the party, so I decided to go buy a pregnancy kit.

At the pharmacy, I bought the kit and headed straight for the one-stall bathroom. I peed on the stick and waited; I was so concentrated on watching for colors that I didn’t even hear the door open behind me. “Hey, stupid little whore,” the voice said. I began trembling; those are the exact words that Reagan had used while a group of guys fucked me.  But, it had been dark, and I didn’t see any of their faces.

I turned around and he already had his hand on my mouth. “Do what I want and I won’t tell Reagan that you’re here.” He lowered me to the ground and unzipped his pants. He shoved his cock between my lips and I began sucking; he slapped my face, telling me that I was going too slow. But, my mind was on that little stick that sat on the sink. Was I pregnant? What was I going to do?

He shot his load down my throat and wiped the remaining jizz in my hair. He walked to the sink and picked up the stick. “Well, at least Daddy’s gonna be happy. Stupid little whore…” he chuckled as he left. I looked and he was right: I breathed a sigh of relief because the test was negative. I exhaled loudly, thinking that now I could go back to having fun!

Good Time Girl . . . For A Good Deal!

I believe everyone should be getting sex for a good deal. It’s the Christian way! When I go to sleep at night, most people would suspect my thoughts are laden with the shortcomings of this world = stigma against homosexual people and a general lack of slut fucking perverts. YOU ARE RIGHT, KIND SIR AND MADAME. I feel that it is my sacred duty to stand up for those who cannot speak for themselves. All of the Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) cashier boys. All of the lifeguards sitting by the pool this summer making just over minimum wage. I CARE ABOUT YOU. You are the ones who relieve my sexual need when I am waiting for my chicken wings without any panties. The cum is pooling down my thighs and dripping all over because it’s so naughty to go without undergarments, and it completely turns this chickadee right on! That’s why my girlfriend Audrey and I are so passionate about our site specials. Now it’s that much easier to save up for the dirtiest, nastiest phone sex session your mind can fathom! Please let us know how we can please you. Customer Service is our #1 priority here at WBMT LLC. That means, whether it’s a blowjob behind the counter of KFC or a nasty strip show before your very eyes–poolside, we have got you covered. Now all that’s left is uncovering our naked, wet, and ready bodies!

 

Jesus (But Mostly My Pussy) Saves

The priest at my church has been talking a lot about outreach lately. “How can we reach the hearts of those sinners?” he asks us every Sunday.

Hearts?

No, no, no.

We need to reach their cocks and pussies.

You see, the only way to connect with a sinner is by using a sinner. I love debauchery. I’m the dirtiest whore in the entire congregation. But that’s because I’m so loyal to Jesus. Look at how much he loved Mary Magdalene. I’m just like her, except 10x hotter, much younger, and not quite as uppity. It’s for this very reason that I have so much success converting sinners to saints.

All I have to do is use my proven technique for success: pulling down my pants.

It always secures at least a ten minute conversation, and while the men are moaning and grunting and thrusting into me, I am spreading the word about my wonderful Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

Now all I have to do is keep it up and make sure that I’m touching lots of sex organs. The more ass I get, the more I can spread Christianity! Oh, and my pussy.

You see? Easy!

Kinky Sex on the Beach with a Stranger with Tiffany

I was laying at my favorite nude beach on my towel with my legs open, and looking for some action. I looked out and there he was stepping out of the water like a boss. I looked at him as I slipped my fingers to my clit and tickled it, so I knew I wanted him right there on my towel. Oh yeah it was gonna go down I thought as I drew him to me with my pussy play. He didn’t say a word and took over for my hand and rubbed. Sparks hit me the moment he touched me and I was sailing away on a sex trip. I reached up and took his massive cock into my mouth. I sucked him as I cupped his balls and played with as I fed on his meat stick. I looked up at him with total lust as his fingers had me soaking wet with sexual longing for him. I winked at him, and he nodded at me. I laid back on my towel and he slid his hard rod inside me. I gasped as I felt him enter me and begin to push. He found his pace quickly and went with it as I tug my fingers into his strong back with approval. I moaned with desire as my strong stranger kept his sex pace up as I came all over his erection that was pounding me faster at that point. His face let me know he was getting ready to cum. I had him pull out and I wrapped my lips around him as he shot his load into my cum thirsty mouth. After I gobbled his jizz up, I laid back down under the sun. I heard his friend ask him “who was that” I don’t know, but I wasn’t turning it down” he answered.

I’m Just Using You For Your Cock

Oh my God. Judgmental people get on my nerves. So apparently I’m supposed to feel bad because I like to spread myself around. Uhhhh, no. If I want to meet up with a guy, he had better fuck my against the wall, twisting his hands around my hair, and pounding into my pussy until it bursts a hot orgasmic explosion of cum all over his shaft. Those losers who want to go watch a movie without letting me jerk them off? NO THANKS. If you can’t indulge my public sex play needs, than I am better off without you. Like, geez, so maybe I like to walk into the boys’ locker room and sneak a little peek and their peckers once in awhile. Does that make me a slut? How about when bend over extra long at the drinking fountain because I can feel their eyes on my ass? All I want to do is get laid. If you can’t shove me down on the floor and tease me with your expert fingers while I wither beneath you, then the two of us just aren’t going to work out. I like fucking, not friendship.