Ughh fuck nothing is worse than when I go to have sex with a guy and he’s so fucking drunk that his dick is like a limp piece of fucking chewed up bubblegum! Well, that stupid bullshit unfortunately happened to me last night! One of my fuck buddies and I went out to grab some drinks and he got soooo hammered! Learn to handle your liquor bro! We went back to his house and he had such bad whiskey dick, he literally couldn’t even get remotely hard! He should know better by now to not pull this fucking shit with me! He knows that I am a horny ass bitch, especially after i’ve been drinking and I expect to be fucked when I want to be fucked, no excuses! Sad little boy made a huge mistake by not abiding by the rules! While his lame ass was passed out in bed like a dead fish, I decided to whip out my phone and record him so that I could post it all over the internet for the world to see! I used ribbon to tie a bow around his soft, limp little dick! He was snoring so fucking loud and was completely knocked out cold while drooling all over himself! It was so much fun recording him and moving his dick and body around into funny different positions and angles, I even put a full face of makeup on him to make him look like a bitch covered in his own slobber! Haha! Hopefully he learned his lesson, but I really don’t give a fuck! That’s the last time i’ll ever fuck with his dumb ass again! Now that I posted the video of him, everyone can laugh at how fucking pathetic he is! Don’t fuck with me, i’ll seek revenge in the most evil of ways!
Tag: Bratty girl phone sex
Slutty Coed Phone Sex
I fucking love to get down and dirty while having filthy coed phone sex! The nastier and kinkier, the better! It gets my blood pumping when i’m getting fucked like the wild whore that I am! Show me how you stroke that thick fucking cock of yours baby, I have a huge dildo ready to penetrate my soaking wet pussy while you moan loud for me! One of my favorite memories is when I went to my friend’s coed college frat party! I was obviously the hottest, sluttiest and horniest little bitch there! I drank alcohol like a fish and was parading around the frat house like I owned it, all the guys fucking loved me! Of course the bitches all hated me with jealousy but what’s new!?!? A few of the frat boys took me to their room upstairs and locked the door behind us. I got naked and jumped onto one of the beds in the room, took my huge dildo out of my purse and put on a show for them! I was fucking myself so hard and good while they all stared in awe! My pussy was dripping wet all over the bedding! They’ve never seen a sexier bitch right before their eyes who knew how to work their pussy as good as I did! So fucking hott and a night that i’ll never forget!
Teen Whore Lucy For Incest
Lucy is a teen whore that loves daddy. I met Lucy at one of our parties, she is a friend of my sons. My son had some friends over as did I and the young ones were staying at a friends place for the night. I walked in my daughter’s room after hearing noises to find Lucy on all fours and getting pounded by one of my lovers. She was calling him Daddy as he pounded her sweet young cunt and I could not resist getting in on the action.
Her sweet young snatch was getting stretched by “Daddy” Marshall’s big black cock and I was salivating for a taste of that creampied sluthole. I got in there and grabbed Marshall’s cock as he started to explode and guzzled that pussy juice coated cock down deepthroating his BBC and sucking that succulent pussy nectar from it.
I then slipped my tongue in her honey pot and started licking that hole and swollen button having her sweet cunt squirting in minutes!
Bratty Girl Phone Sex: Scarlett is the Kinkiest Party Brat I Know
Bratty girl phone sex takes on a new meaning when you add Scarlett to the mix. This sexy little switch is a handful. I found out when I asked her to babysit my grand angels New Year’s Eve. I didn’t quite know the depths of her depravity until I discovered the nanny cam footage. Scarlett has been in my home before with my little ones, however, she was not liquored up. I didn’t realize I needed to lock up the liquor cabinet if Scarlett was in the house. I knew some shenanigans had occurred when I came home. The house was in disarray and my grand angels appeared passed out. I am no moral saint, so I didn’t think much of it. I figured she let them have some champagne. No big deal. It was New Year’s eve after all.
Last night while I was cleaning up the guest rooms, which is where my little ones stay when they visit grandma. I forgot about the nanny cams hidden in the teddy bears. I use nanny cams so I can watch my grand angels masturbate, undress or play doctor with their little school friends. I know. I am a dirty granny. But, I have nothing on Scarlett. Not only did I see her forcing champagne down their mouths, she was fucking her twat with a champagne bottle while blowing my teen grandson in front of his cousins and sister. When he blew his load she snowballed his boy batter with his sister. I was both pissed and aroused. Not pissed that she got dirty with my grand angels, pissed I wasn’t there to see the live show. She even fucked my granddaughters with the champagne bottle. They were liquored up so they didn’t feel much. Well that explained why they walked funny the next day.
I sat there masturbating watching the nanny cam over and over. Scarlett takes party girl phone sex to a whole new level.
Squirting Phone Sex Surprise!!
I was having a really bad day, and I was horny as fuck. I just needed to get laid. As I was eating a corn dog while walking back from the cafeteria, I ran across a lover I hadn’t fucked in a minute. I grabbed his hand and pulled him away from his conversation with whoever the fuck that chick was. He turned around, trying to yank his hand away from me in the process, before he realized who I was. Then, he just followed along like a good little pet. I got us back to my room and naked in record time, and I wrapped myself around him. Then, I dropped to my knees and started sucking him, but the strangest thing happened. My almost non-existent gag reflex decided it couldn’t take dick today. So, I stood back up and turned around. I bent over and rammed myself backward onto his waiting cock, which he loved. He grabbed my hips and started pounding into me, forcefully working my body over. The next thing I know, my stomach was not liking me, and I started to try to pull away, but he wasn’t having any of it. He held my hips more firmly, and within seconds, I was spewing from both ends. He initially pulled out and backed off, but I guess he’s really into that because he started stuffing his cock into my still spewing ass hole. I spewed all around him as he slammed home into me. The shit was just everywhere, all down our legs, all over our hips, and he was just going to town in there. I’ve never felt so disgusting, and oddly turned on, in my life!