Look at all the “Sweet Teens” putting up St. Patrick’s day blogs. How fucking boring can you be? The little innocent sluts are saying “oh golly gee, please fuck me” and creating stupid fucking St. Patrick’s day innuendos and call themselves “creative”. The only thing we have in common is our young voices. That is where the similarities begin and end! I say today is a perfect day to go HUNTING. It’s the perfect time to KILL. What more could you ask for? A day where tons of people plan to be absolutely wasted. I see a bar full of opportunities. The great thing is, we don’t need to just pick one. We have ALL night to TORTURE them all. I think we need to remind these stupid fucks why going out and drinking can be DANGEROUS. I’ll be sure to play my part, looking so sweet and cute and innocent, until I reel them in for you. Too drunk to resist, too stupid to see where this is all going, they will follow us like lambs to the SLAUGHTER lol. Time to CARVE into some Irish meat this evening and turn this joyful night into one of FEAR. So drink up suckers and when you’re good and trashed I’ll be waiting. I’ll be watching you all night imagining new ways for you to DIE.
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