Category: Party girl phone sex

My Little Ponies

I babysat for some young little things last week and did we ever have fun! I was watching this TV show called Friendship is Magic, and I kept getting great ideas. I wanted to stick those pretty pony tail butt plugs right up my little munchkins’ rosebud assholes. Those tiny tots were under my care and I loved watching them crawl around the room.  The first thing I did was loop my thumbs into the waistband of their pants and tug them down, taking their miniature pairs of underwear off along with their plastic diapers and their leggings.  On their hands and knees, wearing only their tops, and bottoms exposed for all to see. Swishing back and forth from the second hole in their rear ends was a pony tail! Yay. I know it was hard for them to stick up there because their orifices are so tight and young. I mean, I didn’t even use any lube or anything. They didn’t scream much when I took off their diapers. That was nice of them. When I stuck the pony tail butt plugs up there, their tiny hands started grabbing for each other’s hineys and playing with them. I’m such a great babysitter, sometimes I want to post pictures of the little ones I babysit for so you can see how much fun they’re having under my care. So cute–they were like My Little Ponies!

Doctor shOPping Er

So last night I was lighting a joint and chilling out. Thinking about how tonight is youth group and all of that. I haven’t really been participating lately. That is such a sin. Thing is, I’ve been picking up some really dirty habits lately. I’m addicted to dope like the air I breathe. Thing is, I need a script for it. That’s right. Doctor’s orders. So I made an appointment today with my local family practicioner. When I walked through the door, people kept giving me weird looks in the reception room. I mean, what’s so weird about a red and white bikini made of plastic material? I mean, there are medical crosses on it and EVERYTHING! It’s like, totally Christian. Plus I have a cute hat and adorable boots to match! So I walk into the examination room, and this jealous (actual, legit, real-life) nurse gives me a dirty look. Envy is a sin! She’s just twisted up inside because I have a hot bod. Anyway, I’m sitting there waiting for the doctor, and when he comes in, he gives me a completely skeptical look. I just smile and tell him I have cancer and need a medical marijuana prescription. Yes, lying is also a sin, but it’s cancelled out by the fact that I am doing a good deed. I fully intend to share my dope with youth group tonight. That benefits the whole religious community of teenagers and also relieves their stress. He said he didn’t believe I had cancer, so I had to advance on him and pull my bikini top down. While he was distracted, I took advantage of his innocence by quickly pulling down his fly and shoving those khaki pants down past his butt. Those tighty-whities couldn’t conceal his erection beneath! I sucked that cock like a bitch in heat. I needed that seed to eat. I fingered his balls like Mary Magdalene before her redemption. I deep throated that dick like you’ve never seen before. I was a whore! And at the end, I got my prescription, adjusted my bikini top, and picked up my purse off the floor. Then I walked straight out that door without looking back. Doctor shopping at it’s best, everybody.

Pre-party with bestie

 

 

 

 

 

 

My bestie’s birthday was this weekend, and it was so much fun! I decorated my dorm room, and she walked in before everyone had gotten there. So, we had some drinks; and, I began feeling really horny. I love my bestie; and, since I’ve become such a wicked cum-slut, I decided it was time to make my move. We put on our party hats and started acting silly; we were both drunk before we knew it.

I hiked up her skirt and saw that delicious pink pussy, and I knew that I had to taste it! To my delight, she wasn’t wearing panties; maybe she thought she’d get laid at her birthday party. And she would, but by me first. I licked her delicate pink lips and spread them with my fingers. I grinned up at her; she was already wet. She blushed and I continued to flick her clit with my tongue. She threw back her head and moaned.

I played with her little hole with my finger. I could feel her eyes on me as I continued to suck on her cunt. She pushed down the top of my dress, and I pressed by tits to her leg. Circling my finger around her asshole, she scooted closer to me, forcing me to take more of her clit into my mouth. I shoved two fingers into her tight, hot pussy; and she instantly started rocking against me. I felt moisture build up; and, before I knew it, she had squirted all over my face! Her sounds were yummy, too! I licked her juices off of me; and, then, she tasted her own cum on my tongue.

Someone suddenly knocked on the door and we rushed to put our clothes in place. The party was just getting started, but what a hell of a way to begin! My bestie turned to me before opening the door and said, “This has already been the best birthday party ever!”

Chocolate Chocolate Mmmm Mmmm

 

Sooo, I went to this party tonight, and they had weed brownies. Yep. You know the ones. Chocolate on the outside, and a wild surprise on the inside, baby. Lemme let you in on a little secret: the munchies make me crazy horny! These slutty legs spread instantly and my sweet and sour sauce drips down these thighs for your enjoyment. Please, cum take a seat underneath me while I ride your stiff stick of milk-filled sausage like a professional butt-fucking bitch. There’s nothing better than a slutty party girl who is down to fuck in any way you want, anywhere you want, for however long you want. I’d even say that we’re the life of the party. Drugs and sex go naturally together, just like peanut butter and jelly. So how about you unbuckle your pants and pull out your slim jim. I’ll spread my little debbie oatmeal pie, and we can make some snack shop magic while we’re fucking and getting high. I do love a nice joint to finish off the evening of weed brownies and crazy, wild party sex.

Bake Sale

My friend’s and I decided to raise money for our new sorority! I came up with the idea of having a yummy bake sale. There are so many students on campus so we decided to have some of the members of Kappa Kappa Psi help us! They are THE YUMMIEST frat on campus and we all got dolled up to bake with them. I put on some short shorts and a sheer top so my perky nipples could poke through. The whole time the Kappa Psi’s would rub up against me trying to cop a feel. Then the unthinkable happened. The guys said they would handle it from there. We didn’t want to leave but they insisted so we went to the store to get more supplies for the bake sale. When we got back perfectly baked brownies and cupcakes were waiting for us. We all rushed to get a sample and were delighted by how yummy they were! Someone was about to get the blowjob of their life!! I brought one to the back room and began to unzip his pants. His cock was so ready It was throbbing! About 30 minutes into our little rendezvous I felt kind of funny. My thoughts were racing and my whole body began to really relax. The feeling was too familiar . . .HE PUT POT IN OUR BROWNIES !! I was so fucking high I couldn’t even get mad or curse him out. My body felt like it was getting brush by rainbows and cotton candy clouds. I just wanted his cock inside of me. I wanted to ease down on him and feel him fill me up … but I couldn’t move. Edibles give you the worst couch lock aka laziness.  I told him to just bend me over and fuck me hard! Mmm high sex is so wonderful. I could feel every inch of him sliding in and out. The sounds of my wet cunt gushing all over him was intensified by a thousand! He asked if I liked his secret ingredient and  all I could murmur was, ‘mmmmm pot brownies” LOL. We sold our brownies to everyone on campus and watched in amazement how much money we pulled in. We plan on doing another bake sale real soon with extra secret ingredients ;)  

 

Party Time

 

Memorial Day weekend, I am taking cock like no one’s fucking business! The music is pumping all around me, I slither up to the nearest good looking piece of ass, and I am grinding against that guy like I’m trying to rip his skin apart and get inside of him. No one is more intense than me when it comes to party fucking. There isn’t a limit I won’t cross to get that nice hard dick out, inside of my mouth, and slicked up with spit until I’m ready to push his hot, sticky chest back against the couch. In front of EVERYONE I take that dude, stick my tongue in his mouth, climb onto his lap and gyrate against that sweet jean-clad body. I want to get him nice and turned on until he can’t take any more. There are so many crazy parties on Memorial Day weekend. Shit gets fucking real. You wouldn’t believe how much my eardrums hurt when I’m on that dance floor, lights blinding my eyes, the smell of salsa and chips invading my nostrils. The scent of wild tramping is heavy and thick in the air . . . and I want nothing more than to celebrate this great holiday by memorializing the important stuff in life. Heavy petting & special white powder.

Getting Nailed on the Railroad!

So today I was hanging out with my sister and we decided to do reckless stuff. It’s always a thrill to walk alone by ourselves in dangerous places. We went to the old abandoned railroad past town and got ourselves in a lot of trouble. There were some other teenagers hanging out under the bridge, and they were smoking pot. One of the girl’s tops was off, and the guy was feeling her up. So I called down the them and asked if they had some extra crush. The guy said he did, but I’d have to work for it. So I laughed and told my sister to wait there for me. Then I went down and grabbed his thick package through his pants. “I’ll work for it baby,” I told him. Then I dropped to my knees; the gravel cut into my skin, and he took his hot cock out and shoved it past my lips. His hands curled into my hair and I gagged on his erect man meat, trying not to choke too hard. He kept slamming his dick in and out of my throat, face-fucking me completely until his hot thick jizz gushed down my throat. I swallowed it all, he called me a whore, and then gave me a rolled joint. I skipped up to share the pot with my sis, and we laughed and got horny all over again, so we just started messing around with each other up there.

Spank Me, Baby!

I love a good hard slap on my tight teen ass. Poke that dick head against my hot little holes and rub that nice long dong all over my warm meat pie pockets. It makes me feel so good to know that every time you pound into my tight clenching walls, you’re going to be serving that fuck up with a nice side of spanking. It’s such a kinky, erotic turn on, especially when I’m still wearing clothes. My little jean skirt, a tight tank top, and a super slutty thong is all I need to get myself a good ass fucking. This horny teen is ready to milk some cocks of their thick white spud. Now shoot it up my canals and pound it in hard. I want to breed your offspring and make lots of whore babies to suck the tip of your dick like a pacifier. Mmmm, yes. I’m a dirty girl . . . so who wants to cum spank me?

Over The Hill My Ass

Oh my goodness the party was out of this world, over the top, perfection. Avery good friend of mine just turned 50 so I decided to throw him a sex themed birthday party. We played several sex games. We played the old spin the bottle, good old strip poker, truth or dare, naked twister and several others. I gave out sex toys for party favors. The cake was a dick fucking a pussy and was very realistic looking. As a gag I gave the birthday boy a bottle of Viagra and told him he would need it later. But the best part of the night was when my five little slutty friends helped with the entertainment. They performed a hot as fucking hell strip show. I knew it would go over like a champ because these little hootchies love to fuck so I knew any dick that got hard, any pussy that got wet, would be well taken care of by my sexy little whores. It was the best party ever, thank you girls for helping to make it such a success!

I Love Anal!

I fucking love anal phone sex! I went to a party recently that quickly turned into an orgy. We had beer and liquor and wacky tabacky. Everyone got all fucked up and then started touching each other. It was so hot. There were hands all over me and my hands were all over everyone. My favorite part of the night was when I got a big cock in my ass. Of course I let more than one play in there. I think I may have had every cock there in my ass at one point or another. Some girls are scared of anal but I just laugh at them. They have no idea what they are missing. You need plenty of lube or you can just spit on my waiting asshole ( I like that a lot ;) ). Slip a nice big cock in there and then you can take your fingers and fuck your pussy while he fucks your ass or rub on your clit. I like to do both. I cum so fucking hard when I get fucked in the ass. I don’t have a clue why all girls don’t love anal as much as I do!