Category: Barely legal phone sex

Spastic Fuck Lord

I HATE these pictures.  I will tell you why.  Not long ago I met a guy online.  He wasn’t perfect, but he wasn’t all jacked up either.  I tend to stay away from guys whom seem too good to be true, because I think there is something seriously wrong with them.  Anyway, I met this guy online.  We start to chat, we Skype, we have mutual masturbation sessions using Skype. 

He called me almost every day, and I would get all excited when I would get a text from him.  After I did a background check on him; oh hell yes I did and I ran one in every single state! I decided since he came up clean, that I would ask if he wanted to meet.  He was more than willing to do so. 

I drive my fine ass 876 miles to meet this guy.  I pay for a hotel room because I didn’t want to stay with him, just to be safe, because clean background check or not, you never know.  I phone him to tell him I am there and send him this pic to get him heated up before we go to dinner.

We meet for dinner, everything goes great.  We are getting along so well.  He is good looking and I’m sorry but it has been awhile since I have had cock because I’m seriously picky about whom I allow to fuck me, so I asked him if he would like to go back to the Hotel with me.  Now I want you to know that I procured two Hotel rooms, one where I was staying, and another at a different Hotel.  Again, just to be on the safe side.

I drive us there, I simply cannot wait to get him into bed.  We make out in the elevator, his hands are all over me, mine are all over him.  It was seriously amazing.  We get into the room, strip, jump into bed, and he goes to fuck me and he is fucking me like he is having an epileptic seizure.  I mean, I must of had this wtf look on my face because he stopped and asked me what was wrong.  I said nothing because I thought he was just over excited.  Nope.

That is just the way this spastic uncoordinated guy fucked.  It was horrible, his hips were going back and forth, side to side, he was making this crazy almost donkey like noise, he kept slipping out and poking me in the thigh.  I thought maybe his balance was off, inner ear infection or something.  It was crazy, it was like he was on a boat in a storm, and I was laying flat on the sand.  I couldn’t help it, I started to laugh.  I laughed so hard I couldn’t stop.  I couldn’t even believe how bad it was. 

Now every time I see this picture I think of this guy and his dick with no direction.  I started calling him Spastic Fuck Lord, I thought it was rather funny. He however did not.  The whole experience was crazy, weird, laughable and THE WORST SEX OF MY LIFE!

Chocolate Chocolate Mmmm Mmmm

 

Sooo, I went to this party tonight, and they had weed brownies. Yep. You know the ones. Chocolate on the outside, and a wild surprise on the inside, baby. Lemme let you in on a little secret: the munchies make me crazy horny! These slutty legs spread instantly and my sweet and sour sauce drips down these thighs for your enjoyment. Please, cum take a seat underneath me while I ride your stiff stick of milk-filled sausage like a professional butt-fucking bitch. There’s nothing better than a slutty party girl who is down to fuck in any way you want, anywhere you want, for however long you want. I’d even say that we’re the life of the party. Drugs and sex go naturally together, just like peanut butter and jelly. So how about you unbuckle your pants and pull out your slim jim. I’ll spread my little debbie oatmeal pie, and we can make some snack shop magic while we’re fucking and getting high. I do love a nice joint to finish off the evening of weed brownies and crazy, wild party sex.

Bake Sale

My friend’s and I decided to raise money for our new sorority! I came up with the idea of having a yummy bake sale. There are so many students on campus so we decided to have some of the members of Kappa Kappa Psi help us! They are THE YUMMIEST frat on campus and we all got dolled up to bake with them. I put on some short shorts and a sheer top so my perky nipples could poke through. The whole time the Kappa Psi’s would rub up against me trying to cop a feel. Then the unthinkable happened. The guys said they would handle it from there. We didn’t want to leave but they insisted so we went to the store to get more supplies for the bake sale. When we got back perfectly baked brownies and cupcakes were waiting for us. We all rushed to get a sample and were delighted by how yummy they were! Someone was about to get the blowjob of their life!! I brought one to the back room and began to unzip his pants. His cock was so ready It was throbbing! About 30 minutes into our little rendezvous I felt kind of funny. My thoughts were racing and my whole body began to really relax. The feeling was too familiar . . .HE PUT POT IN OUR BROWNIES !! I was so fucking high I couldn’t even get mad or curse him out. My body felt like it was getting brush by rainbows and cotton candy clouds. I just wanted his cock inside of me. I wanted to ease down on him and feel him fill me up … but I couldn’t move. Edibles give you the worst couch lock aka laziness.  I told him to just bend me over and fuck me hard! Mmm high sex is so wonderful. I could feel every inch of him sliding in and out. The sounds of my wet cunt gushing all over him was intensified by a thousand! He asked if I liked his secret ingredient and  all I could murmur was, ‘mmmmm pot brownies” LOL. We sold our brownies to everyone on campus and watched in amazement how much money we pulled in. We plan on doing another bake sale real soon with extra secret ingredients ;)  

 

BROKEN Insides!

My snatch got all ripped up by the burglars that came in last night while I was fast asleep. Laying in my bed fingering myself, I didn’t even hear the front door opening downstairs. My loud moans overruled their footsteps, and before I knew it there was a hand cumming over my mouth. “Scream and I’ll kill you,” he leaned down and whispered. Then he ripped down my sleep shorts and shoved his hand in his pants. Taking his dick stick out, he shoved it up inside of me and used up my cunt like I’d been waiting there all night for him to cum fuck. “So good,” he told me in a gravelly voice. “I’m going to have a lot of fun with you.” I was breathing so hard from that intense orgasm, I didn’t even hear the door closing behind him as he made his escape. My cunt hole was dripping with vag juice and dick stick sperm. It was gushing all up inside of me and turning me on all over again. I reached inside of myself and got as much of that magic sex potion as I could all over my fingers and then I licked at them eagerly and desperately like the bitch I am. I hope he comes back for more.

Totally D.T.F

 

I don’t know what it is about me but many people think I am not easy to approach. Guys tell me they get nervous before coming to talk to me because I’m so pretty.  Hehe, that made me blush.  I wish guys knew how nice I am! I’m a really sweet girl that’s always DTF. For those who don’t know, DTF stands for down to fuck . For example, if a guy approaches me in the hall and I see that he’s flirting with me, I’m going to see how far we can take things. Maybe we can be Thursday fuck buddies in the library at two. You can push my panties to the side and ram your swollen cock in my hungry cunnie while I’m bent over the card catalog. Or, I could be your personal cheer leader without a gag reflex before the football game. I’ll wrap my warm lips around the tip of your cock as you push it deep down past my tonsils. Mmm, I just love making new friends. The possibilities are endless! Just know, I never turn down a good fucking .  

 

Date Rape Fantasy

If there’s one thing I know how to do, its PARTY. Being that it was the end of the year I decided to really rock the fuck out all weekend. Something strange happened the next day when I woke up. My pussy was satisfied and swollen but I didn’t remember how it happened. The worst part is, I woke up completely naked in a lawn chair with no clothes and cum dripping out of my honey pot.  As I walked around fully exposed it started coming back to me bit by bit. I remembered smoking some pot while the school’s most popular dealer was all over me. He had his hand up my skirt, kissed all over my neck, and was basically drooling all over me. So, I got my drink and then shit went blank. Next thing I remember is Tommy Branford bringing me a drink. I used to flirt with him all the time so that he’d do my calculus homework. He was the biggest geek with glasses and big puffy hair. Haha . he always would ask if I would suck his cock like I did the football captains during the homecoming game ;) For some reason I remember how strong the drink he handed me was and then … I draw another fucking blank. Then I realized what happened. THAT LITTLE FUCKER TOMMY ROOFIED ME. Roofies are a  commonly used drug  that can make a person not fully recall their actions while under it’s influences. It’s a perfect drug to get bitches to fuck you… even when they haven’t agreed to it. I had clips of him dragging me to the back .. kissing me all over .. Then, there was my final blank. The last thing I remembered was waking up naked. I couldn’t believe it. I was furious and, honestly, a little turned on. The thought of Tommy pumping in and out of my sweet cunnie with vigor as I lay there almost completely unconscious turned me on. I never knew the dweeb had it in him! The next time I saw him I gave him a wink to assure him the next party I’ll bring the drugs.

Shopping for a strapon

My roommate and I have been having sex every night—and morning; and, then, sometimes during the day when other guys or girls stop by our dorm room. I just can’t get enough sex; and, now, my roommate wants me to go shopping with her. She wants me to get a strap-on—even though I’m not really sure how to use it (or even what it really looks like).

So, we pull up to the local sex toy store; and, I kinda blush as we walk to the door. I wonder if everyone knows that this is my first time to be in such a place. We walk in and people at the desk are smiling; and, guys are leafing through magazines and DVDs.

I’ve never seen so many sex toys—and costumes! I don’t know where to go or what to do—so I just follow my roommate. She seems to know where everything is; and, we end up at the back of the room with lines and rows of cocks…all colors and sizes. She seems like she knows exactly what she wants. She picks several up and squeezes it in the package. Finally, she decides on one; then, she chooses a leather harness.

I try to avoid his eyes, but there’s a guy who hasn’t taken his eyes off us since we’ve been there. My roommate walks up to him, says something, and then purchases our new items. I breathe a sign of relief as the guy disappears behind a curtain; maybe he works there, I wonder.

But instead of going out of the front door, my roommate takes my hand and pulls me into the dark room—where the man had disappeared. It’s like a closet, dark and reeks of sex. My friend yanks my panties down and expertly adjusts the strap-on dildo for me. I look down at this thick shiny object for only a moment as my friend jumps into my arms and sits down hard on my dick. Her soft breasts against mine, her panting, her full lips—and moans…how I love it all!

I close my eyes, feeling the base rubbing against my clit; but, when I open my eyes, I notice the guy behind my friend. I almost screamed but she sensed his presence and bucked against him. I knew that expression on her face: he had put his dick in her asshole. And, now, we were intertwined, each feverishly moving in order to cum—and make each other cum. We were animals—ravishing each other for our own pleasure; and, when I came, I came so hard that I almost collapsed on the sticky floor.

Shopping!!!

My adopted family took me shopping today and I was so grateful to be able to pick out some pretty clothes. Tight-high skirts, tiny dresses, and skin-tight jeans are my brothers’ favorites. They also like to keep me in short-shorts that graze my bottom. When I bend over, they watch my ass waving back and forth. Sometimes they grab it and bite it. You know how brothers like to play around with their sisters. When I was really young they found fun games we could play in the mall changing room. I dressed up in the lingerie they picked out for me and then they got to take turns cumming inside the changing room and playing with me. Now that I’m a little older, things are no different. I am still a very obedient submissive sister and daughter. I really like making my adopted family happy and treating them with all of the love that they show me every time. I thanked my Mommy for buying me all of my pretty outfits today by stroking her big titties and rubbing her Mommy cunt until she came all over my fingers.

Party Time

 

Memorial Day weekend, I am taking cock like no one’s fucking business! The music is pumping all around me, I slither up to the nearest good looking piece of ass, and I am grinding against that guy like I’m trying to rip his skin apart and get inside of him. No one is more intense than me when it comes to party fucking. There isn’t a limit I won’t cross to get that nice hard dick out, inside of my mouth, and slicked up with spit until I’m ready to push his hot, sticky chest back against the couch. In front of EVERYONE I take that dude, stick my tongue in his mouth, climb onto his lap and gyrate against that sweet jean-clad body. I want to get him nice and turned on until he can’t take any more. There are so many crazy parties on Memorial Day weekend. Shit gets fucking real. You wouldn’t believe how much my eardrums hurt when I’m on that dance floor, lights blinding my eyes, the smell of salsa and chips invading my nostrils. The scent of wild tramping is heavy and thick in the air . . . and I want nothing more than to celebrate this great holiday by memorializing the important stuff in life. Heavy petting & special white powder.

Shopping Day

Since the weather is beginning to heat up its time to do the same to my wardrobe. I want short skirts that show off my cute ass and tank tops that accentuate my perky tits. I went to the local mall and began to shop for new threads. While I was checking the price on this frilly white skirt a sexy older customer walked into the store. I asked if he needed help finding clothes for his daughter or something. He just so happened to need help and I was just the right size to try on clothes for her. He was so hot I couldn’t resist being extra flirty in the dressing room. He obviously felt the same because his dick nearly ripped through his jeans. Instinct made me grab a hold of it. I pushed him down on the fitting room bench and began grinding my clit against his solid member as I talked dirty to him. I couldn’t believe I was dry-humping but the stimulation on my clit alone was driving my body wild and he was getting closer to the edge. I told him how good it felt as he sucked my chocolate nipples. As he began to cum he grabbed my ass and pushed me down harder on his cock adding my pressure. He let out a growl and emptied his sack in his pants. The sticky mess between my leg left a stain as well!! We ended up having to shop for him too.