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Secret Santa

I had the WEIRDEST Dream last night. My best friend Amber was asking me how I got so many good presents from Santa. And I told her I would show her! It was Christmas eve and we got dressed up like dolls! I was dressed as Ragged Ann and she was Best Pals Janet. That is how Santa Likes it! And we waited for Santa to show up! When he arrived he was VERY happy to see us! He had me get on my knees and suck his cock calling it his candy cane! I sucked Santa until he was dripping wet and throbbing hard! Santa pulled Amber over to him and told her lick his balls… and she said NO! I was so shocked I had to stop sucking and whipped my head around to look at her. Amber was saying how she wouldn’t suck a old mans dick! I was SOOOOO embarrassed! And Santa was soooo Mad! Santa pushed me back and Grabbed Amber. Santa called Amber a selfish little Bitch! He was very mad Amber expected lots of presents and was to selfish to give Santa a present in return.

Then Santa sat down and pulled Amber over his lap and started spanking her ASS! Amber was begging me to help her… but I knew she was getting what she deserved! Then Santa pushed her on the floor and Said “ You better not pout, You better not cry.. You better not scream cause I’m going in Dry!” And he did!

Santa rammed his cock right inside of her. But Amber did scream. Amber begged for me to help her as Santa pounded her! Then Santa dropped his load right inside Amber’s tiny pussy! I was right there to clean Santa’s fat cock up! And Santa gave me so many good presents. Even some yummy cock shaped Santa chocolates. Amber got Coal and a sore ass! 

I’m a Ho Ho Ho for Presents

I am a total holiday slut. Maybe the better term is greedy ho. I will do anything for presents. I think I am a princess and want to be lavished with gifts, especially at Christmas.  I have a holiday tradition of my own that has just evolved as I have matured. When I was little, I left Santa milk and cookies and a list of all the presents I wanted that year. I was lucky if I got a couple items on my list. This of course annoyed me. I mean who did Santa think he was; I was a good girl all year long. Just ask Daddy and Grandpa how good I was to their cocks. I sucked grandpa’s old dick better than a vacuum cleaner. He looked like Santa too in his South Pole region. Gray beard around his rosy pole, couple of prunes for balls. Smelled like dirty old man. Sucking his shriveled up package all year long as a wee girl should have gotten me all the presents on my list.

After a few years of getting robbed, I thought perhaps I needed a new approach. Maybe Santa wanted some baby girl pussy. If my old grandpa needed fucked and sucked, certainly so did Santa. So I put on a slutty outfit and waited by the fire place with my Christmas list pinned to my panties. No sweeter present than my tight pink cunnie, at least that was what daddy always said. I thought if I gave Santa my pussy, I would get all the presents I wanted and then some.  My first time with the naughty approach, I fell asleep by the fire place, but woke up with a big fat cock in my mouth. I look up and I am blowing Santa. Santa ‘s dick was as fat as his belly. Before long I had a mouth full of creamy eggnog. But I also had more presents. I was on to something here.

I’m a greedy ho, and I wanted even more presents, so the following year, I invited some of my school girl friends over. Told them we could rake in the presents by being Santa’s little fuckers. We were really naughty as we waited for Santa. We partied our asses off. I got so high, I almost swallowed a Christmas bulb imagining it was Santa’s balls. When Santa arrived, he was not happy. We had been naughty elves. Fucking, boozing it up, eating his cookies, there may have even been a mishap or two with his reindeer. What can I say, I like big cock.  He bent us all over the couch exposing our asses. We got spanked by Santa. And not just a little playful slap and tickle. Santa paddled our tight perfect school girl asses until our bums were as red as his cheeks. Made Santa’s chubby pole very hard.

Santa then gave us his big present right up our pretty little rosebuds. Bad Santa indeed. He fucked our asses for hours too. Santa certainly got his jollies. And, there were some kinky reindeer games too, if you know what I mean. Santa was a total p perv. But boy, did we rake in the presents that year. Who knew letting Santa fuck  my ass while his reindeer watched would get me everything and more on my list. Pays to be naughty.

Of course, turns out Santa was just my dirty old grandpa and the reindeer were his furry companions. But I have been letting men fuck me anyway they want ever since I was a wee girl believing in Santa Klaus. Turns out if you are really naughty, you get way more presents. If I do ANYTHING you want, what will you give me?

Fishing with Daddy: Pink Snapper and Rods

When I was much younger, Daddy use to take me fishing all the time. It was special bonding time. Sometimes I would catch a fish, but mostly I just entertained daddy with my little pink snapper. That’s what he called my sweet bald beaver back then. I loved to play with rods, both my Daddy’s rod and the fishing rod. I would spread my snapper and insert the fishing rod and ride it thinking of Daddy’s cock while Daddy jacked his rod. I have such special memories of fishing with him.

Last year, Daddy rented a boat and took me and two of my school pals fishing with him. My friends know the kind of relationship I have with my Daddy. They were excited to be a part of the family fun.  I told them all about Daddy’s big cock. We got out to the middle of the lake and got naked. We started to play with each other while Daddy watched. He loves watching a little girl on girl action. What man doesn’t? We rubbed each other’s cunnies, licked them and played with the fishing rods. A fishing pole makes a great dildo. We fucked our cunts and asses with our fishing poles.

Of course Daddy was rock hard at this point. I mean wouldn’t you be seeing 3 teen girls fuck each other’s cunts with fishing poles? I told Daddy that no fishing rod could ever take the place of his throbbing cock in my tight pussy. A fishing rod can’t fill me with hot creamy jizz like I love so much. I let each of my friends ride Daddy’s big dick. And when he came in each of them, I cleaned up their cream pies. I love the taste and smell of tuna!!!!

We fucked and fished all weekend on that boat with Daddy. He said he preferred eating our fish to the fish he caught. Can’t blame him, I do have a tasty little pink snapper. At least according to Daddy and my girlfriends. Maybe you would like to take me fishing with you? I can work wonders with a rod!

The Dirties The Dare

 

The Dirties The Dare

I look forward to visiting my home town and seeing all my old friends this upcoming Thanksgiving weekend. As you know, the night before Thanksgiving is one of the biggest bar nights of the year because no one wants to sit at home and hang out with their parents! I especially can’t wait to see my three best friends from high school so we can play our game “The Dirties or The Dare.” The rules are simple. Tell us a story about when you were a particularly dirty whore or take a dare (where we usually have you perform an act worthy of a dirty whore). During my last visit to town our game of TDTD ended with my friend Melinda sucking the cock of a particularly cute bartender while the entire bar looked on, cheering! This time I plan on winning with a great story about what I did at a truck stop on my way to visit them.

The trip back home is a four hour drive, and I love stopping at as many truck stops as I can on the way. Something about all those weird, horny men looking me up and down while I pick out an energy drink or browse the novelty sections (for some reason those truck balls really turn me on) gets my pussy wet. I always make eye contact and wink when I see a trucker or two looking at my nice little tight ass or ample cleavage. But this time one really caught my eye.

He was younger than most of the truckers, very cute in a “wayward country singer” kinda way. I just got off the phone with my friend Amanda and she reminded me that I lost TDTD last year because my sex story was boring. Feeling irritated and horny I stood in line to buy a cup of coffee right behind the cute trucker I winked at. He glanced at me and smiled, he seemed shy but interested.  While he was buying his food and drink from the sales clerk I pushed up against his back and whispered in his ear “will you ass fuck me in your truck right now.” He dropped his wallet and soda flew everywhere.  I giggled and bent down to help him pick it up. That’s when I grabbed his wrist and said “now or never honey, you can fuck me in the ass right now or never.” I would like to see the security camera footage of how quickly that transaction went!

He tried to introduce himself as we headed out to his truck, I told him I didn’t care. He asked me my name and I rolled my eyes. He opened the door to his cab and I was relieved to see he kept his sleeper clean and the bed was actually made.  “This is so crazy” I thought.  He could be a killer, a weirdo, or worse, have a small cock.  As he slid in and took his jacket off I grabbed the front of his shirt and pulled him on top of me.  My hand started unbuckling his belt and jeans and I was twice relieved to feel a nice, hard, thick, cock springing to life and twitching. 

“Ummm, ma’am?  Are you sure you want it in your as- there?  I’m kinda big and I wouldn’t want to hurt you none!”  I laughed and kissed him. What a sweetheart!  I would let him find out just how much I love having cock up my ass and the aspect of him being a total stranger I just picked up in a truck stop only made it more of a turn on. He licked and bit at my nipples through my sweater and started pulling my skirt up around my waist. He made an appreciative grunt when he discovered I have a strict “no panties when traveling” policy, and started to finger my already dripping wet pussy. I let him work me like that for a moment or two, and then I turned my back to him and stuck my ass in his face. “Lick it or fuck it, honey.”  I almost came when I felt his tongue stabbing into my little pink asshole.  He licked me while fingering my swollen clit until I screamed. He sat up and took hold of my waist.  I realized at that point I would need some proof so I grabbed by phone from my purse and handed it back to him.  “Take some pictures!  I’ll send them to you but I need a few with your cock in my ass.”  He paused, probably in shock over the luck of getting a hottie like me in the first place, but now one that wants to make some amateur porn with?  Happy Thanksgiving indeed!  I could hear him snapping away with my phone while he slowly shoved himself into my aching anus.  I could hear him moaning and whispering “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit” over and over.  As I came, the muscles must have tightened up enough to squeeze all the cum out of him.  He exploded inside of me and I could feel his jizz dripping down my asscrack and pussy. 

I sat up, pulled my skirt back down and grabbed by phone while he was still sitting there and panting.  I took a photo of him with his cock all slick and stick erect.  More evidence!  We traded numbers real quick so I could send him the photos later.  Who knows maybe he will call me?  Random anal sex with a total stranger, in a truck stop?  I’m sure to win this year!

 

 

Lets get real nasty!

It’s time for a little toilet play fun, wouldn’t you agree? I get a lot of these calls, so I know you are waiting for me to post a blog about how much I’m into the same fetish as you are…and here it is! You’ve been playing out your little fantasies of me covered in both of our shit, piss and puke. Surprise or not, a girl like me has been into toilet play since I can remember. Something about mixing all the juices we can get out of our body together makes me get soaking wet and ready to show you what I have been waiting to give you all day. I’ve been holding all my fluids in, and it’s been so hard with all the junk I’ve eaten and drank. I just know though, once you let me release it all it will be the start of one of our biggest orgasms. I’m ready to shit all over your fucking face and rub it all over your chest. And once I’m done doing that I know you’ve been waiting for my golden shower all damn day. So open your mouth I’ve got a long lasting stream for you, and I want to see you drink it all up so very greedily. Yum, look we aren’t even half way done and you look like you’re about to cum! That means it’s time for me to sit on that shit covered cock of yours and cover it with my shit even more! Once your shit covered dick cums in my ass I might even get extra nasty and give it a little suck. This might make me puke, but I know you’re into that too. So enjoy as I cover you in even more delicious juices and now it’s my turn to get covered in your shit and piss. Yes I do both! What kind of toilet loving freak would I be if I didn’t?!

Fat is the New Skinny: BBW Hottie Jenna

Big girls are all the rage now. Every man wants a girl with junk in the trunk. No wonder Jenna is so popular. Not only does she have a thick, juicy, curvy body; but look at those tits? So big, so natural. Any guy would kill to slide his thick shaft between those melons and give her an old fashioned pearl necklace. Fat is the new skinny. Jenna is one of those natural beauties. There is nothing she won’t do in bed. And that is not because she has low self esteem. It is because Jenna is in tune with her body; knows she is a freak in bed and wants sexual pleasure. Look at her. She is a fucking goddess and deserves all the pleasure she can get.

Jenna will fuck you better than any of those skinny teen queens not only because she has more push to the cush, but because she is not seeking approval; she is only seeking pleasure, for both of you. Most skinny twats are too concerned with their appearance to fully enjoy fucking. But Jenna rocks her curves, thus she will rock your world. Say goodbye to the skinny bitch who you could break in two with your cock, and say hello to the curvy beauty who can handle every inch of your cock in any one of her holes.  Jenna has more too love and more to give. Skinny is yesterday’s news; fat is where it’s at. Get with the times. Give Jenna a call.

I Will Tease the Boys

When I was a schoolgirl, I found myself being held after class more often than not. You see, I enjoyed violating the dress code. Catholic school girl outfits are sexy to older men, not so sexy to younger boys. I like to tease guys of all ages. I mean I do have a smoking body; why not show it off? I hemmed my skirt a bit, making it shorter than standard issue. I wore sexy panties, if I wore panties at all, instead of shorts or spanxx. I donned high heels instead of flats. And I dropped everything! I wanted my fellow school boys and teachers to see my hot ass, even my pretty pussy.

I remember one naughty day, when I wore these sexy red panties under my school uniform. Mr. Kerr sited me for dress code violation. Said I was teasing the boys and gave me detention in his office. He made me write “I Will Not Tease the Boys” 1,000 times on his chalk board. As I was doing my punishment, I started losing my clothes. Mr. Kerr was trying to be good, trying to get me to behave, but the bulge in his pants said he was not behaving. After my last sentence, I was just in a skirt and heels. My perky tits were erect, my pretty tight cunnie was wet. I seductively walked over to him, unzipped his pants and stroked his cock. After a few strokes, he bent me over his desk, and crammed his hard cock up my tight pussy. He fucked me hard with his balls slamming against  my ass until he shot a huge load of cum up my cunt.

I turned around, kissed him and told him no matter how many times he gave me detention, I was gonna keep teasing the boys, because every now and then it gets me the attention of a man. And I love men, not boys. Older men just know how to make a school girl’s pussy purr.

Fucked Raw

I love showing off my bald pink pussy to all my daddy’s friends, and tonight I decided to bump it up a notch. My Daddy had his poker buddies over, and they are all well aware that my bedroom is on the way to the bathroom, so they drink lots of beer and take lots of “potty breaks” – of course swinging by my room for a taste of my  sweet little cunny. I laid in my room, rubbing one out just waiting for the next man to come in for another turn.

My pink tight cunt was getting so much action, I decided it was time to get my asshole some pounding. I rubbed some good lube on, and the next man that came in got a sweet invitation to fuck me in my tight rosebud. He happily agreed and his cock was huge. He stuck it in my tight ass and pounded me good. He came all up inside me and it felt amazing. Once he left, he must have passed the word around the table, because the guys started comin in even more often on the way to the bathroom, and they all said they wanted a turn on my ass.

I lifted my legs and showed them how hard my ass had been fucked by the guy before – all opened up and ready for their cocks to slide right in. I think I used almost a whole bottle of lube that night, and my ass was still raw! I took this photo to show you how torn up I got – and I need you to come over and kiss it all better…

Daddy’s Girl Phone Sex with Summer: Swinging with Daddy

When I was younger, my daddy made me a swing on the three in our back yard. He would push me for hours . I loved that swing. In fact it is still there. Sometimes I still go over for playtime with daddy. But our time on the swing is a little different now. I love to get on it naked as daddy pushes me. I feel the cool breeze making my nipples hard. The cool breeze blows on my pussy as I swing out and spread my legs. Daddy pushing me from behind.

Sometimes I tilt my head way back and my long hair grazes his hard cock. Sometimes I can lean all the way back and take his cock in my mouth in an upside down move with his big balls on my face. Daddy will reach over and finger my tiny cunnie when I do this too. I get so wet with his hard cock in my mouth, tea bagging my face.

My favorite is when Daddy bends me over the swing so my ass is exposed and fucks me good. He loves seeing my puffy pussy lips glistening with my juice and my pretty rosebud. He can never decide which hole to fuck first. I bet you would have a hard time deciding which pretty pink hole to pound first too. I love that swing so much, I went out today and bought a sex swing. You can fuck in over 150 positions in it! I can’t wait for Daddy to cum over and put it together for me. He will help me break it in too. Just like he broke in my ass and cunt!!

Trick or Treat?

Last night was Trick or Treat on campus. Some of my girlfriends and I dressed up as slutty school girls. We have our own apartment on campus. It’s a complex for nursing students. We knew that the only people who would be knocking on our door would be other college students, primarily frat boys. So we thought we would deliver candy in a special way; make things a little more fun, a little hotter. We put the candy in a pumpkin basket and set it on my hot ass. I was on all fours with my pussy and ass exposed to the trick or treaters. Now if they wanted a treat, they got a piece of candy. If they wanted a trick, well they got to pay for one. We had a menu of available tricks. They could finger my cunt or ass for a mere $10. Or for $15 they could tongue whatever hole they wanted. Now, if they wanted to spend some real money, for $25 me or one of my hot roommates would blow him. For $50 you could fuck my cunt and $75 fuck my ass.

Rumor got out about our tricks, and the frat boys and even a few professors were lining up. We made several grand for our party fund and ended up with a lot of candy left over. Seems most men wanted our tricks not our treats. But really, when you think about it, our tricks are also our treats. I was covered in cum, all my holes well fucked, but I had one hot and profitable night of trick or treating. Would you rather have a treat or a trick?