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Time to dieLook at all the “Sweet Teens” putting up St. Patrick’s day blogs. How fucking boring can you be? The little innocent sluts are saying “oh golly gee, please fuck me” and creating stupid fucking St. Patrick’s day innuendos and call themselves “creative”. The only thing we have in common is our young voices. That is where the similarities begin and end! I say today is a perfect day to go HUNTING. It’s the perfect time to KILL. What more could you ask for? A day where tons of people plan to be absolutely wasted. I see a bar full of opportunities. The great thing is, we don’t need to just pick one. We have ALL night to TORTURE them all. I think we need to remind these stupid fucks why going out and drinking can be DANGEROUS. I’ll be sure to play my part, looking so sweet and cute and innocent, until I reel them in for you. Too drunk to resist, too stupid to see where this is all going, they will follow us like lambs to the SLAUGHTER lol. Time to CARVE into some Irish meat this evening and turn this joyful night into one of FEAR. So drink up suckers and when you’re good and trashed I’ll be waiting. I’ll be watching you all night imagining new ways for you to DIE.

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Bloody Food Fun

Snuff Princess LydiaSo today’s blogging topic is “Making Food Sexy”. Of course all these other bitches are doing cutesy little cookies and muffin blogs. BORING!! Really?? That’s all you can come up with?! No imagination whatsoever.

If you really want to make food sexy I suggest you cum to the dark side and start with something young. The younger the flesh the more tender the meat I say. The fun part is the “Preparation” of the meal. I love my meat a little more on the rare side and no meat can be too tender so you really have to beat it really hard! Treat the little lambs like venison, nice and tender.I imagine quite the gruesome scene. The good news is, we don’t have to commit to just one right?!? We have so many dishes we can make let’s do them all! Female, male, let’s fillet them all up. Of course I want you to have your fun with them. No need in letting a perfectly good body go to waste right? Play with your food! Indulge yourself. It’s the “LITTLE” things in life that are important after all right? If you are looking for real imagination instead of this fluffer nutter bull shit then I’m the Sadistic Phone Sex Teen of your bloody nightmares! Badabababa. IM LOVINIT!

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