I’m so happy that classes started back up because now I’m back at the university having all of the school girl sex my tight pink pussy can handle! Between the other students and all of the professors who want to get a piece of me, my back to school bone sucking and fucking schedule is completely booked. Thank God!
I’ve barely even had the time to hang out in my dorm room and get to know my new roommate, though we did do a little early morning muff diving before we took off for class today. She seems nice. I bet she’ll help me slob a slew of frat boy knobs or double team an old janitor if I ask her to. We’ll see!
My first class this semester is biochem. It’s really hard and there are lots of hot nerds in there that I just know are going to keep me distracted from doing any work at all, so I’m going to have to get in good with the prof if I plan on passing, I already know it. I’ll just take a bunch of dorky dick to get my homework done and make good with the weekly instructor blowjobs to keep my test scores up! I know the routine.
I’m going to have to take the same approach with calculus, only I’ll be eating old ass wolf pussy instead of choking down a fat chode. That’s no problem, I’ve had all kinds of practice munching down chafed and crusty loosemeat hairpies. I can tell by the look in her eye that the mathematical mistress needs to have her downstairs equation worked out in the worst way. Lucky for her, she has a hot little blonde whore in her class who loves to fuck and needs to make the grade!
Brit-Lit is easy, just a bunch of reading and looking for deeper meaning in whatever weirdly written words are in whatever dusty old story or book we’re reading. Yeah-yeah-yeah, I won’t be taking any teacher cock in there, I’ll breeze through that sonofabitch! There are a couple of bookworms in there whose cum I’d love to swallow, though. Maybe we can talk books and swap bodily fluids sometime soon! I should invite them back to my dorm room, for sure.