What is the most important meal of the day? My pussy! Ha! It is Breakfast of course. I love Breakfast. I would much rather have a huge Breakfast than a huge dinner. One of the reasons that I love that first meal of the day so much is because that is how I learned how to give such great blowjobs. I know that doesn’t make much sense but I will let you know what the correlation between the two is.
Several years ago, my cousin was spending the summer with us. I thought she was the coolest girl ever. She is a couple years older than me, so I would follow her around and try to emulate her in every way. We were at our Beach House and we only had cereal and bananas left to eat for breakfast. She brought the bowl of cereal over and I started to slice a banana into it. I told her that I hated bananas, she looked at me like I was crazy.
She stopped and said something like, “If I show you a trick using a banana will you eat one in your cereal? Fruit is good for your body, so you have to eat some, not just junk food all the time.” I let her know if she could show me a trick that I would eat the whole banana. She peeled a fresh one, then she told me to watch. She sat back, opened her mouth, then she proceeded to make the whole thing disappear down her throat! I was amazed!
She then gave me one and told me to try. I was gagging like crazy. My eyes were watering, my nose was running and I told her that I really didn’t think I could do it. She kept making me try. She would stop me and show me how she did it a few times, then finally I was able to do it. I was so proud of myself. She told me that we would practice every day and some day a boy would really like that I knew how to do that. I had no flippin clue what she meant. That summer I got really good at taking a whole banana into my mouth and holding it in my throat. She said she was proud of me.
It wasn’t until a little while later that I finally figured out what she meant when she said that some day a boy would really like that I could push that banana way back into my throat. We still hang out once in a while, and she always says something about me learning how to give blowjobs at the Beach house.
