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God Save… the Cocks!

Beefeater? Sounds like a job for me! Lol. Apparently, these guys guard the crown jewels and I think I’m pretty qualified because I’ve taken care of plenty of balls. ;) There’s only one woman beefeater and frankly, they need just a couple more. I do like the odds though. Think of all the dicks just the two of us would get to ourselves! I can see it now. It’s a late night on watch and a few of the guys are feeling randy. A distraction like that could be disastrous! So I consider it my duty to rid them of this problem… One by one I munch on those tasty British bangers and gulp down their salty loads. If they still have an aching, I’m glad to take it in every hole for the protection of the crown. I take my post on all fours ready to get fucked long and hard and repeatedly for the Empire. Everyone will get a turn shooting their thick streams into my tight, hard body. It’s my calling.

Hot Fantasy Phone Sex With Exotic Jasmine

Your hot wild little fuck doll can’t get enough of your hard cock. This exotic young hottie has a one track mind and that’s getting my tight little snatch fucked hard by a thick hard dick. I can take whatever you have to give, however hard the fuck, I can take it.

My wet smooth cunt is aching for a long hard ride on your steel rod. I’ll climb up on top of you and rub your dripping stiff rod up and down my sweet pink pussy . Slap your big cock on my wet swollen clit, and I’ll pull open my juicy pussy lips and push your thick mushroom head cock inside. Push it deeper and harder, I’ll push back against you and grind down on you.

Mmm, such a good fuck baby, don’t stop. Take your tongue and lick my hard nipples, suck hard on them it gets me so crazy for you baby. I start to roll my hips faster and I can feel your thick cock throbbing and I know it won’t be long until you fill my tight wet cunt with all your hot creamy cum. Oh, it’s so fucking good, I won’t stop riding your dick until every last drop is drained out of you.

Cheap phone sex

Does your dick hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o’er your shoulder
Like a continental  soldier
Does your dick hang low?

Does your dick stand high?
Does it reach up to the sky?
Is it stiff when I am wet?
Will you fuck me till I’m dry?
Can you summon o’er your neighbor
With a minimum of labor?
Does your dick stand high?

Do your balls flip-flop?
Can you use them as a mop?
Are they saggy at the bottom?
Are they hairy at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your balls flip-flop?

Does your dick stick out?
Can you waggle it about?
Can you flap it up and down
As you strut around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
When you fuck a little whore?
Does your dick stick out?

Does your dick give snacks?
Can you stick it in my crack?
Can I eat it in the morning
Can I eat you in the bath?
Do you eat it with a scone
Or do you eat it on its own?
Does your dick give snacks?

On display

I woke up this morning to my dogs going crazy. It was 6:15 in the morning and they wouldn’t shut up. I was having one of the best sex dreams I had ever had. But I had to go find out exactly what they were barking at. Who knew it would be my neighbor, standing naked on his back porch stroking his cock with what appears to be his daughters’ panties. When I look back up at his face I see he is looking right inside my window. Watching me as I slide my fingers between my legs and start rubbing my dripping wet pussy lips. I watch him pulling and beating that big cock of his. And I knew  what I had to do. I opened the door and motioned for him to come over. He never stopped stroking his cock. As he came in the living room he threw me down on my couch bending my arms behind me. Then he pulled my hips and ass up in the air, putting me on display as he stroked himself. Finally he laid  the panties right next to me . Grabbed my hips and gave me just what I needed.

Help me get on the Naughty List!

I just finished writing my letter to Santa *giggles*. I don’t think Santa will mind that I’ve been very naughty this year. It was the good kinda naughty after all! Being a good girl for Daddy is all that counts right? I really love sucking on your yummy sweet candy cane Daddy! Especially the ooey gooey part at the end!

Little Girl Mona for Ageplay Phone Sex

This Christmas I have the bestest present for ya Daddy!! I’m going to give you ME for Christmas! I know you have lots of naughty thoughts about what kind of Teen Phone Sex scenarios you can cum up with for my little body. Your baby girl Mona will be the perfect Ho Ho Ho for you! I’m super great at Ageplay Phone Sex and Family Fun Phone Sex. But my Daddy taught me VERY well. He taught me how to please Daddy any way HE sees fit *giggles*!

I can be your good little girl, your dirty little fuck slut or your tiny little doll it’s all up to you! I’m eager to get an early start at Santa’s naughty list next year! Can you help me Daddy?