Mean girl phone sex will have me and all my slutty girlfriends laughing and jeering at you and your pathetic excuse for a dick. Not only that, but we are so mean and vicious that your cock, balls and asshole won’t come out unscathed. Have you seen our ferociously long pointy fingernails? Any ideas in your stupid skull about where we might shove those? I doubt you are smart enough to figure it out, just look at you! LOL!!! We’re going to see how your small little semen slinger stacks up to the other poles we plan on pleasing, and if we aren’t satisfied with what you got swingin’, you’ll know it. We’ll torture your puny prick and dumb fucking balls, maiming and flaying them with our manicured french tips, then penetrate your puckered browneye so violently and with so many fingers that you’ll be shitting bloody, multi-colored acrylic chips for days. You better hope we like what we see. If at any point your little worm wants to sputter and spurt out a blob of jizz, let us fucking know because I don’t want that shit to fucking touch me.