Party Girl Phone Sex for the 4th!

What’s the fourth of July with no explosive orgasm…I mean fireworks. *giggles* I like the family friendly festivities well enough. Like watermelon eating contests and horseshoes and other boring shit like that, but what I’d really like is a raunchy Independence Day. I wanna see hot babes in their sexiest American outfits. I wanna be in wet t-shirt contest, win for best head given, longest keg stand, fattest blunt and most patriotic slut! Ya know the real fun?!?! And with all that booze in our systems, nobody will think to ask how old I am. It’s a day for fun and pleasure, not rules and silly laws. I’ll get all the freedom pole I could ask for! And maybe even some I don’t ask for, but I won’t struggle too much. Dick is dick, am I right? If they can keep it up, it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make for the best, fuck-filled Independence Day party ever!!! God Bless America and its sluts!

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