Ughh fuck nothing is worse than when I go to have sex with a guy and he’s so fucking drunk that his dick is like a limp piece of fucking chewed up bubblegum! Well, that stupid bullshit unfortunately happened to me last night! One of my fuck buddies and I went out to grab some drinks and he got soooo hammered! Learn to handle your liquor bro! We went back to his house and he had such bad whiskey dick, he literally couldn’t even get remotely hard! He should know better by now to not pull this fucking shit with me! He knows that I am a horny ass bitch, especially after i’ve been drinking and I expect to be fucked when I want to be fucked, no excuses! Sad little boy made a huge mistake by not abiding by the rules! While his lame ass was passed out in bed like a dead fish, I decided to whip out my phone and record him so that I could post it all over the internet for the world to see! I used ribbon to tie a bow around his soft, limp little dick! He was snoring so fucking loud and was completely knocked out cold while drooling all over himself! It was so much fun recording him and moving his dick and body around into funny different positions and angles, I even put a full face of makeup on him to make him look like a bitch covered in his own slobber! Haha! Hopefully he learned his lesson, but I really don’t give a fuck! That’s the last time i’ll ever fuck with his dumb ass again! Now that I posted the video of him, everyone can laugh at how fucking pathetic he is! Don’t fuck with me, i’ll seek revenge in the most evil of ways!
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