Hurry Up Spring

This cold weather is killing my hair!  I hate the cold.  It sucks unlike anything else that has the ability to suck does.  Bring on the spring time!  The warm air, the shorts, the crop tops, the bare legs!  My body is just to damn hot to keep covered underneath all these clothes!  Granted I will be working as an intern this summer, but I can still show some skin, and a lot of it at that! 

Mmmm when I think of that warm sun hitting my skin it just makes me tingle, instead of shiver.  Don’t you hate when pretty girls have to cover up their bodies?  I know you all do.  You love to sit on park benches, or on the sand at the beach and just look at our perfect asses, and tits.  Now in order to see that much skin you either have watch porn, have a girlfriend (who is more than likely sub-standard), or go to a strip club.  That is all just too much damn work if you ask me, except watching porn, that takes little to no effort.

Just a few more weeks of this crap and the flowers will come out, the birds will sing, and I will be sitting outside in the skimpiest attire I have and have the sun caress me in all the right places.

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