God Save… the Cocks!

Beefeater? Sounds like a job for me! Lol. Apparently, these guys guard the crown jewels and I think I’m pretty qualified because I’ve taken care of plenty of balls. ;) There’s only one woman beefeater and frankly, they need just a couple more. I do like the odds though. Think of all the dicks just the two of us would get to ourselves! I can see it now. It’s a late night on watch and a few of the guys are feeling randy. A distraction like that could be disastrous! So I consider it my duty to rid them of this problem… One by one I munch on those tasty British bangers and gulp down their salty loads. If they still have an aching, I’m glad to take it in every hole for the protection of the crown. I take my post on all fours ready to get fucked long and hard and repeatedly for the Empire. Everyone will get a turn shooting their thick streams into my tight, hard body. It’s my calling.

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