Sooo, I went to this party tonight, and they had weed brownies. Yep. You know the ones. Chocolate on the outside, and a wild surprise on the inside, baby. Lemme let you in on a little secret: the munchies make me crazy horny! These slutty legs spread instantly and my sweet and sour sauce drips down these thighs for your enjoyment. Please, cum take a seat underneath me while I ride your stiff stick of milk-filled sausage like a professional butt-fucking bitch. There’s nothing better than a slutty party girl who is down to fuck in any way you want, anywhere you want, for however long you want. I’d even say that we’re the life of the party. Drugs and sex go naturally together, just like peanut butter and jelly. So how about you unbuckle your pants and pull out your slim jim. I’ll spread my little debbie oatmeal pie, and we can make some snack shop magic while we’re fucking and getting high. I do love a nice joint to finish off the evening of weed brownies and crazy, wild party sex.