Do you know why I like accomplice phone sex so much? Because I learn so many new things! Like this one guy calls me all the time for accomplice phone sex and his fantasy is just simply amazing and very entertaining because he wants to actually eat his victims, not just fuck them. It’s really cool, see, we go hunting for them at college bars or parks and when we find the perfect one all alone we snatch her up. Once we get her back to his place the real accomplice phone sex fun starts, we strip her, bathe her and cut off all of her hair. Then it’s time to oil her up and season her just right so we can pop her in the oven and roast her all day long. OMG you have no idea just how good a girl like that tastes after she’s been slow roasted like that, it’s like heaven! It is definitely a meal you won’t ever forget!
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Laundry day can be fun!
Laundry day can actually be really fun… if you do it right! Me and Daddy have this game we play whenever Mommy is gone on laundry day, we get totally naked and don’t get dressed until all of the clothes are washed and dried and put away! Doesn’t that sound like so much fun? Trust me, all kinds of dirty things happen when you walk around naked all day! Daddy can’t resist touching me, teasing me, making me want his hard cock so so bad… but he never gives it to me right away. He makes me wait for it, beg for it… he makes me wait until I feel like I am gonna just die before he finally fucks this baby girl pussy! All that teasing makes me cum so so hard when he finally fucks me tho, all those feelings are so intense that I practically want to cry! Anyways, doing laundry with Daddy is really fun, I think everybody should do their laundry our way, don’t you?
Why should I say Happy Mother’s Day?
Why should I tell my big fat cow of a mother Happy Mother’s Day? Seriously, she doesn’t do anything around here ever, all she does is sit on the couch drinking her wine and bitching about how miserable me and Daddy are. She says that we don’t respect her or listen to her and you know what? She’s absolutely fucking right! Why should we respect her?? Isn’t that the kind of thing you have to earn? Whatever… me and Daddy are going to make our own plans that day, Mommy’s gift from us is to have a day all by herself to do whatever she wants to do. Me and Daddy are going to go someplace where we can be all alone, someplace where I can do all those dirty things that Daddy loves so much cus it’s not like his wife is doing them! I will suck his cock the way he likes and I’m not scared to let Daddy fuck my pussy and ass… unlike Mommy, she won’t ever let him fuck her ass. I give him everything she doesn’t and that’s why I’m Daddy’s favorite hot teen slut!
Dinner last night was amazing!
Dinner last night was amazing and it was all because I just happened to drive a different way home than I usually do. Traffic was terrible and I was forced to turn… but as soon as I did, I saw Lois. She was sitting on a bench, leaning to the side almost passed out… it was perfect, how could I turn down an opportunity like that? I pulled over and asked her if she needed a ride home, she couldn’t really answer me but that was ok, I just helped her up and put her in my car and drove her home. I knew that Rick would be so excited when he saw the surprise I had for him, it had been weeks since we had a yummy dinner like this! Lois was so drunk that she didn’t even start to wake up until I was struggling to get her out of the car, I almost dropped her but luckily Rick heard me pull in and came out to help. He was so happy with Lois, she was absolutely perfect, chubby but not super fat, drunk but not all doped up, she was going to be delicious! She came around fully while we were washing her, she was scared and kept asking what we were doing but all we did was laugh at her. We didn’t tell her she was going to be dinner until we started rubbing the oil into her skin, she screamed and tried to struggle but she was tied far too tightly to be able to escape. She went right into the oven and cooked for several hours, until she was golden brown and crispy… my mouth was watering already! It was a truly perfect dinner, Lois was cooked to perfection, it was definitely a night to remember!
I know how to get out of trouble every time!
Sometimes I am a naughty girl and I make my daddy mad… I know, I know, you’re thinking “Not Tiffany! She’s always a good girl!” but for real, sometimes even an angel like me messes up. It’s ok tho, I know exactly how to get out of trouble… all it takes is sex with this baby girl pussy and Daddy is all smiles and sunshine again! For real, it really works every single time! Like yesterday, I was out with my friend all day long and I totally forgot that I was supposed to have the kitchen clean and dinner ready for Daddy. He was so pissed when he came home and the house was a mess, there was no food ready and I wasn’t even home! OMG when I finally walked in the door I could tell right away that he was super mad so I just got right down on my knees in front of him and pulled out his cock. I knew that if I gave Daddy a deepthroat blowjob that he would forget how mad he was cus all he would be able to think about was my mouth on his dick, It worked too, I sucked his cock and as I felt it get harder and harder I could also feel Daddy’s anger just melting away. Once he flipped me over to fuck this sweet pussy I knew he was done being mad cus he was just fucking me super hard and telling me how much he loved my pussy. Plus since I jumped up just as soon as Daddy came and went and made him his dinner and started cleaning up like I was supposed to and Daddy said that it was all worth the wait too! He even promised to take me shopping for being so good… do I know how to get out of trouble or what?