Category: Accomplice phone sex

Dreamin’ of the Future

So when I was little, I wanted to be like the Catcher in the Rye. No, I am not kidding you. How great would it be to hang out in a field of flowers (or wheat or rye . . . like, who actually knows?) and catch little munchkins all day! I know for sure that you P-cock pervert daddies feel the same way as I do about that. You’d all love to hang out with your pants around you ankles and have adorable little ones tossed into your arms–or onto your bulging dicks all day. It would be like a candy store for baby cuties. You could literally have your pick of any shape, size, height, age, and type that you could ever want. The plump, pig-tailed little brunette in the corner with the three freckles across her nose. The shy looking blonde with the itty-bitty titties, sucking on a pacifier in the corner. The tiny little boy jacking his miniature male package at the sight of YOU, Mr. P-Cock, shoving your entire meat stick inside of a 4-foot tall young bitch. The Catcher in the Rye sounds like a great occupation. You just have to think of it as dirty as I do. ;-)

Naughty Nursing Home Friends

At least twice a week the girls and I go round up all our hot and horny little fuck friends from the Young Ones neighborhood. The girls and I and our girlfriends from Young Ones love hitting the nursing homes. We all make sure to dress nice and sexy so we can watch all the old men get hard when we bend over and expose more of our tits then they have seen in a long time. Or when we let our fingers “accidentally” brush their cocks with a sly smile on our faces.
All the nursing homes are filled with a bunch of real pervs that don’t give a fuck about any thing but getting a little ass or coping a quick feel, from a hot babe. Young or old it doesn’t matter to them. The only thing that still works for most of them is their cocks. All we have to do is talk to them, smile and show a little flesh and they are eating out of the palms of our hands. You should see how they drool over our tight firm asses, young perky tits and the girl’s pink, bald and tight twats.
The old guys get so fucking kinky with us when we are out of sight of the staff’s prying eyes. We have seen more old dick and satisfied more kinky pervs. giving them a little taste of sunshine then you can imagine!
It isn’t that going to the nursing home is a noble thing to do, it is the idea that our pussies still rule these guys! It doesn’t matter what age they are, what their physical or mental capacity is, a man will be a man. Our pussies, are still in complete control! And that makes us wet as hell.

Messenger for Christ

     Hello my fellow Jesus lovers! Today I went to the Winter Parks Retirement Home (aka: old, almost-dead people place) to spread the word about our beloved Lord our Savior, Jesus Christ! Old people are like, gonna die soon. They need salvation MUCH more than we do. So of course I decided to put on my mini school girl skirt and go save some souls. It’s hard going, all this Christian fucking.

     I have reamed my pussy like no one’s business converting all these sinners to the side of good. Like, do you have any idea how many cream pies this snatch collects by the end of the day? It’s just like a living, breathing–(sticky, white, gooey)–example of all the hard work I’ve done to save people. When I walked through those doors, it smelled like old moth balls and ancient people’s dirty underwear. Plus, all the senior citizens walk SO slowly, clutching their IVs and everything. I quickly made my way past the cafeteria (mystery chocolate pudding, anyone?) and got to the section of private rooms.

     Technically, I wasn’t invited here or anything. I mean, I invited myself after hearing the Call of the Lord. I heard his calls & I came–and not just my dripping cunt, either. Yes, okay, so I had to lie to a couple of nurses on the way in, but I redeemed myself by getting into the sick lepers’ rooms. I gave them the Word. They were dying for a good fucking, too! Trust me, I recognize the look of lust anywhere, and I knew enough to climb on top of Mr. Peterson and ride that stiff cock until the cows came home! So, little oopsie.

     He accidentally had a heart issue or something from overexcitement. I mean, I am a VERY good looking young lady–which he even told me before I grabbed his crotch and shoved up my skirt. But I honestly feel much better knowing that I converted him to Christianity before his untimely death. I read him a passage from the Bible and everything! So it sucks that he kicked the bucket while I was in the middle of fucking him, BUT look on the bright side. At least he’s in Heaven, right?

For A Good Time…

Let’s get fucked up!!!

I am such a horny bitch. There’s nothing I won’t do to get off. I got completely smashed at a party last night, passed out, and didn’t even know my own name. Some guy had been hitting on me all night, and I was like…um, slip your dick in me.

You know that totally awkward moment when you wake up in bed with, like, two other people? Yeah, babe, it’s never bad for me. I get second helpings in the morning and shake my ass for that cock. It’s fucking awesome when another chick is there too. Party girl bitches have the best cunts–they’re soft & totally ripe for the plowing. 

It is so not a party until we forget our fucking names and can’t even stand up. When my blood content is 99% alcohol, I am willing to blow a tranny, fuck a dude’s dick upside down, and take it in the ass with three guys filming it. Gimme a strong drink, a hot wingman, and a nice set of heels, and I will throw you a party you won’t ever forget, baby.

Crosses To Bare

I can’t go to reform school. Think of all the poor, sex-craved adulterers with sinning hearts. They need my tight, round, perfect ass and dripping teenage cunny. I have to turn their evil thoughts away from sin. So I use my pert titties and toned, taut young body to help people in my community find Christ.

With a little gangbanging a whole lot of dick pleasing, I have become a Converting Cumdump. I take sticky, bulbous loads of thick white cum down my throat, up my ass, and inside of my dick-stuffed pussy. In return, my converts take communion and their souls are saved. So that’s why it spelled trouble when I heard Emily Sanders was gonna tell my parents that I’m a slut. NO! I’m not a slut stupid, annoying Emily.

So I had to do something about this. I’m not exactly proud of my actions, but it’s my cross to BARE, I suppose. And I bared Emily’s naked flesh to an entire gangbanging hord of nigga dick busters. They tore her apart from top to bottom. Pulled her strawberry blonde hair, kicked her in the gut, and stuffed her holes with BIG BLACK COCK cum. They impregnated her seven ways from Sunday, and then I walked away from that alley.

She hasn’t been to school for a few weeks and no one’s heard from her since. There was a story in the newspaper about her going missing, but I know nothing ’bout that. One lost soul is nothing compared to all of those that I will continue to save for penance!

TIT For Tat

Cute, fragile, tiny little babies are so cute, don’t you think so? They’re God’s little ones, that’s for sure. He holds the whole world in his hands…

But I hold those little babies’ HOLES in my hands. That’s because I’m the youth group leader at my local church, and tomorrow, I have a fucking game plan to enact.

Ya see, there’s a little issue with my current congregation. They’re turning to black-hearted ways that I simply don’t approve of. I’m going to have to salvage the little boys and girls before their parents can defile them.

I intend to do this by defiling them first! That’s right. Tomorrow I will get our heavenly Father behind the fucking crucifixion and suck his cock til his rocks explode in my mouth with all their delicious white, sticky glory. Then, while he’s distracted, my new boyfriend is gonna get those nosy little brats from Sunday School all piled up in the back of my van. We’ll drive them off into the sunset, have our fun…and they’ll never cum back.

My Little Ponies

I babysat for some young little things last week and did we ever have fun! I was watching this TV show called Friendship is Magic, and I kept getting great ideas. I wanted to stick those pretty pony tail butt plugs right up my little munchkins’ rosebud assholes. Those tiny tots were under my care and I loved watching them crawl around the room.  The first thing I did was loop my thumbs into the waistband of their pants and tug them down, taking their miniature pairs of underwear off along with their plastic diapers and their leggings.  On their hands and knees, wearing only their tops, and bottoms exposed for all to see. Swishing back and forth from the second hole in their rear ends was a pony tail! Yay. I know it was hard for them to stick up there because their orifices are so tight and young. I mean, I didn’t even use any lube or anything. They didn’t scream much when I took off their diapers. That was nice of them. When I stuck the pony tail butt plugs up there, their tiny hands started grabbing for each other’s hineys and playing with them. I’m such a great babysitter, sometimes I want to post pictures of the little ones I babysit for so you can see how much fun they’re having under my care. So cute–they were like My Little Ponies!

Follow the Leader

This summer, I have signed up to become a camp counselor at One Way Christian Faith Camp. I went to the orientation yesterday, and those little boys and girls were racing all around! I can’t wait to spread those underdeveloped legs and get those sweet spots. The best part about messing with young ones is the fact that they don’t really know what’s going on. It’s so fun to play with innocent people because I want to teach them how to use their bodies to feel wonderful. They always fight me at first, but I intend to pull them behind the boathouse and shove them down. Maybe I’ll gag those little ones with frayed rope so they can’t scream while I’m molesting them. This is going to be a great summer. I take my responsibility as a camp counselor very seriously–I am going to make sure I treat those tiny boys and girls with the fairness of a responsible adult. I’m not selfish. I’ll make sure to rub those little coochies and suck those tiny dickies openly to give the pleasure back!

New addition to my family

OMG! Guess what?1 My Mommy and Daddy just told everyone that they are going to have a baby. This means that I will be having a new sister or brother to play with. *giggles* I just can’t wait to find out whether it is a boy or a girl. Either way this is going to be so much fun for me and the rest of my family. Oh and you can trust that we all will have so much naughty incest fun with our brand new family member. With all the kissing, licking, and dirty play touching we will give to our new addition will be completely full of lustful bliss for the whole family. Like if it’s a girl, I know I will have fun tasting her sweet mini muffin. If it’s a boy, I just know that he will be just like his Daddy and poke all of me and my sister’s wet holes in no time with his little pee stick. Oh I just can’t wait to experience the new arrival.

Born Again Slut

 

Last Sunday I taught Sunday School to the little ones. I was the only teacher there, filling in for the usual nun, so I had those itty-bitty girls and boys all to myself.

The first thing I taught them was about Born Again Sluts. Just because you’ve been a virgin most of your life, doesn’t mean you can’t have dirty, nasty gangbangs in filthy bathroom stalls, fuck your brains out backstage at concerts, and plow members of the opposite–and same–sex until you have so many orgasms you can’t even think straight.

The little boys and girls kept blinking at me, and their eyes got really wide. So I decided to just show them an example of what I meant.

“This is what’s called being a Disciple of Dicks,” I told them. I grabbed the little redheaded boy dressed in the miniature polo-shirt his mom had picked out for him.  Then I undid his teeny trousers and shoved them down around his ankles.

Then I had a few of the little girls crawl on their hands and knees over to the little boy with his pants down.

I told them to hold his dick in their hands like it was a holy rod of Christ.

“Then you suck it, see?” I instructed them, putting the little boy’s mini-dick into my mouth.

They tried to protest at first, but I promised them lollipops if they could just shut their damn traps.

Then all the little ones got into it, and pretty soon there was a huge orgy going on, with the super young boys and girls fingering each other, pulling off their clothes, and giggling as they practiced all the things I’d taught them.

The only problem was, they just wouldn’t stop doing it.

Eventually I had to threaten to spank them with the ruler if they didn’t calm down. I told them to put their clothes back on, and if they told their parents or anyone else what had happened, they’d all go to hell and burn in the firey pit forever and ever.

That shut them up. They all walked out to communion in a single file, with their shirts un-tucked from their pants and skirts and their hair all mussed.

Oh my God! I am on a roll now. I just can’t stop doing really good deeds!