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2 Girl Phone Sex: The Dirty Girl Scout with Tiffany and Samantha

I left my granddaughter home alone for a couple hours while I went to the store. As I was leaving, Tiffany, a neighborhood girl, showed up selling Girl Scout Cookies. I love those things. Crack in a box to me, especially the Peanut Butter Patties. I was in a rush, so I gave my granddaughter some money and  told her to buy 2 of everything.  When I came back, I noticed Tiffany’s red wagon that she was hauling the cookies in was still in my yard. At first I thought maybe she was out of something, and had to run home to get another box. But when I walked in the house, I found Tiffany and my granddaughter naked on the living room floor eating cookies out of each other’s pussies.

I was upset at first. But not for the reason you think. I didn’t want them to eat all the cookies before I got to enjoy some. I love that Tiffany was taking advantage of my young granddaughter. I have been licking her teen pussy for awhile now. She has an addicting cunnie. Pink, puffy and tasty. As much as I love my Girl Scout Cookies, her teen twat taste a lot better. I didn’t blame Tiffany for wanting to eat her out. I just wanted to join in.

I grabbed a box of the Carmel Delites and joined the teen lesbian fun. I placed a cookie in each girl’s pussy, and started eating, licking and nibbling my way to that Girl Scout Cookie. I positioned the cookie so each clit showed through the center. That way my tongue could flick it easily.  Of course a Carmel Delite tastes so much better with young pussy nectar saturating it. Tiffany’s pussy tasted almost as good as my granddaughter’s. I decided I had to try every variety of cookie in their young twats to determine which variety goes best with girl juice. The Thin Mint was hands down the winner. I think the chocolate on the outside started to melt into their cunnies, making a wonderful concoction that I called the Dirty Girl Scout. Mint, young teen  pussy juice and a little bit of Bailey’s Irish Crème. Can drink it straight from a pussy, or have your teen piss it out in a cup, warm it up, sit by a fire and savor that special taste.

Tiffany and my granddaughter had fun eating cookies out of my pussy too. They thought the Peanut Butter Patties went best with sexy granny nectar. Certainly made my pussy messy, but no need to worry about a sticky, messy pussy when you got two teen tongues to clean you up. When my youngest son came home, he decided he wanted 3 Dirty Girl Scouts and he fucked his mommy, his niece and the Girl Scout! Would you like a Dirty Girl Scout too?

I’ll Take Your Princess and Turn Her into Your Teen Slut Daughter

You are probably wondering what a mature granny like me knows about teen phone sex. I am a dirty mommy and grandma. I’m known as the neighborhood incest queen. Everyone knows it, no one thinks twice about it. In fact, many parents have come to me to help teach them how to be dirty parents like I am. I have a teen slut daughter, or three actually. You’d be surprised how many others want  their daughters to be whores also. Katelyn’s parents brought her to me for training many years ago. Of all the young girls I have worked with, Katelyn is by far my favorite. Why? There are many reasons. Katelyn is simply a gorgeous girl for one. Even when she was younger, she looked like an angel.  She tasted like one too. The sweetest tasting cunnie I’ve ever licked. In fact, my own daughters often got jealous that I spent more time buried between her legs than theirs!

Katelyn was and still is a princess. Her folks wanted her to be more giving. Daddy in particular. I had three strapping teen boys in the house who were more than willing to have a pretty princess learn how to deep throat a cock. I worked with her daily for months until she could take 9 thick inches down her throat without gagging. And I taught her how enjoy the taste of cum. Her daddy was very pleased. So were my sons. My boys still talk about how good of a cocksucker she became under my tutelage.  Before long, she was giving out blowjobs like I give out candy at Halloween. I turned that pretty prissy princess into a cocksucking, cum loving whore. I taught her how to lick pussy too. I sometimes have her come over to spend some quality time between my legs when my daughters are not around. They still get jealous. I taught them all the art of cunnilingus, but Katelyn just mastered it better!

You got a spoiled princess for a daughter? Want to make her a total cum slut? Give me a call. I have years of experience turning teen girls into teen whores.

Cocksucking Phone Sex with Nyla and Samantha: Master Class is in Session

My son has this school girl friend, Nyla, who has been coming around the house a lot lately. Cute little thing. I know that when young girls start hanging around the house it is usually because they are fucking one of my boys, or want to be fucking one of my boys. My son assured me they were just friends. I asked him, “Are you guys just friends like you and I are just mother and son?” He chuckled, “Are you jealous of Nyla, mom?” Maybe I was bitten by the green eyed monster. Nyla is everything I am not. Young, perky, tight.

Last night I found out why she has been hanging around so much. My sons have all boasted that I am the best cocksucker they know. Even went as far as to say no one gives a deepthroat blowjob like I do.  Little Nyla has been hanging around for some lessons. She fancies herself a blowjob teen queen, but wants to hone her skills with a little help from the cocksucking master.

School is in session. I was happy to show Nyla how to give the best blowjobs in town. I tell all the girls, my daughters included, if you can suck dick with skill, you can rule the school. Guys of any age, love a gal who can deepthroat a cock. I have three boys, so I enlisted their help in Advanced Cocksucking. My living room became a classroom. I got down on my knees and showed Nyla how it’s done. She got right next to me to observe every technique. After a half hour of watching me work my son’s cock with my mouth, hands and tits, she decided she was ready to fly solo. She took on my younger boys. Both at the same time too. I guess she wanted to impress me with her newly acquired oral skills.

My boys shot  huge loads of cum down her throat. Turned her in to a little cum dumpster. And like a master cocksucker, she swallowed every last drop. That is one of the secrets to an awesome blowjob. Always swallow and never let a drop of precious seed go to waste. So, if you are in need of some of the best cocksucking phone sex around, Nyla has been trained by the best. She will drain your balls dry. Just ask my boys.

Eating Teen Pussy: Teen Twat Scarlett Shows Cougar Samantha How It’s Done

Eating teen pussy is something I enjoy as a p mommy and granny. However, I was not at all happy when I came home from grocery shopping and found my oldest grand girl being eaten out by the neighborhood teen whore, Scarlett. I heard moans from the bathroom, so I went in to make sure no one was sick. And there was Scarlett, on her knees, eating teen pussy!  My granddaughter’s barely teen pussy at that! My grand girl was in heaven. She was convulsing, making moans I had never heard her make when I licked her cunnie. I was straight up green with envy. What skills could a teen twat, barely out of school herself have over me?  I have been eating teen pussy longer than Scarlett has been alive.

I sat there and enjoyed the show, and seethed a little bit. My granddaughter was oblivious that I was even there. She looked like she was in ecstasy, even enjoying herself more than when her brother or father fuck her. Scarlett might be the Queen of teen pussy eating. When my granddaughter came, she actually squirted all over Scarlett. Sprayed her with such a force that teen whore fell backwards. That’s when they both realized I was watching. Scarlett looked at me, tilted her head, and said, “Jealous granny? I’ll eat your cougar cunt too.” She crawled over too me like a dog in heat and buried her face between my legs. Oh my! She did have mad pussy licking skills. Granted, I was turned on from watching her eat out my granddaughter with such fervor, but I was mainly wet from her tongue working magic on my old snatch. Little Scarlett got two generations of women to squirt on her face in less than 30 mins. Now that is skill.

Turns out my son, my granddaughter’s daddy, was watching this time. He was so turned on he wanted to fuck Scarlett. She loves cock just as much as cunt. He shot his load in her tight teen twat leaving a hot creampie. Well now it was our turn to eat teen pussy. My grand girl and I went to town eating her teen pussy that was filled with my son’s spunk. His cum tasted so sweet in her pussy too.

Scarlett could teach me, my offspring and my grand angels a thing or twenty about the art of eating teen pussy.

Babysitter Phone Sex with Juliet and Samantha

When it comes to hiring babysitters, I don’t have much luck.  Every little neighborhood teen whore I  hire ends up fucking my grand angels.  I was pretty  sure Juliet would be different.  My youngest son knew her, said she had daddy issues. She was  into older men. In fact he said she was banging two of her professors. I figured she would not be interested in my grand boys.

I went out on a hot special date with my eldest son who is visiting with his wee ones for the holidays. We went a movie, even gave him a blowjob in the back of the theater. Juliet  checked in regularly. She sent texts and even  pics of her and the brats playing games. I thought to myself, “Finally, I hit the babysitter jackpot. ” When we returned home, my little ones were tucked snuggly in bed. The house was cleaner than when we left. Seriously, she was the best babysitter ever. I excused myself to slip into something more comfortable. I told her I would take her home. I wanted to take her home so my son and I could fuck our brains out like we did when he was younger.

When I returned, Juliet was on her knees giving my son a deepthroat blowjob.  Now my son was older than she was, but not as old as her usual type. I was not happy. My son gave me this look like he couldn’t stop her. I told him, “Let me guess, she tripped and her mouth just fell on your cock?” I wanted to pull the little teen whore  off his dick, but sadly he looked like he was loving it. Not going to lie, I was jealous.  He saw the look on my face and tried to push Juliet off his shaft, but the little slut would not let go! She was sucking his cock like her life depended on it.

Juliet then begged my son to fuck her ass. Hell no. My ass was the only one his dick was going to fuck. I looked that little twat in the eyes and said, “watch how a real woman gets fucked in the ass.” I bent over the couch so my son could shove his big hard cock up his mama’s ass right in front of her. I was a little perturbed that it was hard because of her mouth, but once he was fucking my ass, I forgot any feelings of anger or jealously I had. He knows how to please his mommy. He shot a big load up my ass too. I pushed that little bitch to the ground and sat on her face. I told her, “Since you are so desperate for my son’s cum, drink it out of my ass.”

Juliet turned into a cum guzzling whore. She got her tongue up my ass so deep and scooped out all that cum. My son got so turned on watching this, he was hard again. This time, he begged me to let him fuck Juliet’s tight little ass. How could I deny him? Juliet and I let my son tag team our asses that day. My son fucked all the dominant bitch out of her. We turned that babysitter into a submissive little cum dump anal loving whore. Oh she may never babysit for us again, but she certainly will play with us again. Next time I’m breaking out my strap-on on that tight coed ass!

Sissy Phone Sex with Samantha and Jillian: My First Sissy Encounter

My oldest grandson has a crush on his occasional babysitter, my step niece Jillian. She is a cutie. I caught him one day smelling and jacking off with her dirty pantyhose. It was actually quite a turn on, but I worried he may be a sissy. I decided to talk with Jillian about it. She assured me it was quite normal for boys his age to like a girl’s panties or pantyhose. She said all the boys she babysits for steal her pretty soiled undergarments. They do it to smell her sweet teen pussy. She then invited me to go shopping with her and her special friend. She said she wanted me to meet her friend, so I could rest assured that my grandson was no sissy.

 Jillian told me she met this rather special girl at the mall months ago. Apparently they were both shopping for frilly underwear and pantyhose and exchanged numbers. Jillian said she was a total sissy fairy fag and once I met her I would have no doubt that my grandson was just a normal hot blooded horny teen boy. I met them at the mall and Jillian introduced me to her Sissy Fairy Fag.  I was stunned. I could not help but burst out laughing. She was in a precious baby doll dress, wearing jingly jangly jewelry, and pumps and makeup. She was even in a diaper with one of those plastic protectors on the outside. Now this was clearly a sissy. When she spoke she was quite poised and articulate, which surprised me.

Sissy Fairy Fag wanted to impress me with her babysitting skills in case I ever needed help with my grand angels.  She informed me she has been taking care of her dollies for some time now and felt it was time to be in charge of live dollies. We were in a baby store shopping for some pacifiers and toys for her when she put her Hello Kitty doll on the changing table and demonstrated how to change a poopy diaper and feed a little one. I knew my grand girls would love her. She was a life size doll. A big old pathetic sweet sissy fairy fag.  They could dress her up, put make up on her, do her nails, style her hair, sing songs together, play Candy Land, laugh at her… I felt good confident about Sissy Fairy Fag’s ability to take care of my angels. She was sort of a faggy Mary Poppins. LOL.

Thanks to Jillian, I know understood what a real fairy is all about. My grandson was far more of a man than Sissy Fairy Fag could ever hope to be, despite the age difference. My grandson likes to masturbate his cock with Jillian’s panties and pantyhose, not wear them and prance around the house playing with his little pee pee singling pansy ass tunes. In fact my grandson at his young age has a bigger pecker than Sissy Fairy Fag. She pulled her panties right down in the store to show us what a tiny little clitty she has too. I am still laughing. I’m in awe though of how someone so pathetic could be so comfortable in her skin. She had a great sissy trainer. Jillian told me, Mistress Levi made Sissy Fairy Fag who she is today. Well kudos to her. But I am keeping that hot bitch away from my sons and grandsons! I want real men in household.

Two Generations of Blowjob Queens

Cocksucking phone sex is better with two girls. Especially a mommy daughter type duo. Now, Charlie is not my biological daughter, but she feels like family. I have known her since she was an ankle biter. She is a neighborhood girl who needed the extra attention of an a p mommy like me to become the little whore she is today. I taught Charlie how to suck cock. She was always at my house as a school girl. She walked in on me blowing my youngest one day after they came home from school. She was a bold little girl. Told me she does the same thing for her Daddy only she does it better.

No way Charlie was a better cocksucker than I was. I had been sucking dick longer than she had been alive. I am a good mommy, I let Charlie suck my son’s cock so he could decide. I watched her swallow his shaft, take her hand up and down until he pumped a load in her mouth. She was all proud with his jizz on her face. I kissed her, licked it up; then called in my middle boy for round two. I had to show Charlie how it was really done.

I told her that most guys will think any head feels good, even bad head. I pointed out where she could improve.  Two hands, for example, are always better than one. Use both hands to crank that shaft.  And twist your hands. The feel of two hands tightly gripped on a cock moving in unison up and down drives a man wild.  Also, twist the mouth, don’t just bob up and down. Variety of sensations drives the boys wild. I suggested she spit on his dick too, make it extra wet. Added to never forget the balls. Informed her she can take them in her mouth gently, nibble on them, role them in her hand, just never neglect them.

I explained the art of a rim job. I demonstrated with my other son. Pulled his ass cheeks apart, licked his taint, then flicked my tongue all around his anus. She saw his reaction. I even dipped my middle finger in my wet cunt and slid it in his ass to show her how to really drive a man wild. Charlie was all wide eyed in amazement that I could actually teach her a thing or two.  She gave my son an amazing blowjob incorporating a few techniques I showed her. I stroked her hair, told her what a good girl she was as she made my boy cum in her mouth. She said she was going to practice on her daddy when he got home from work.

Over the years I taught that hot little twat even more tricks. So, Charlie feels like a daughter to me. I ‘m so proud of the little teen whore she has become. In fact, her daddy often calls me just to say thanks for turning her into the best blowjob queen around. He thinks I need to start a charm school of sorts, Mommy Sammy’s School for Future Blowjob Queens. I kind of like how that sounds

Fat is the New Skinny: BBW Hottie Jenna

Big girls are all the rage now. Every man wants a girl with junk in the trunk. No wonder Jenna is so popular. Not only does she have a thick, juicy, curvy body; but look at those tits? So big, so natural. Any guy would kill to slide his thick shaft between those melons and give her an old fashioned pearl necklace. Fat is the new skinny. Jenna is one of those natural beauties. There is nothing she won’t do in bed. And that is not because she has low self esteem. It is because Jenna is in tune with her body; knows she is a freak in bed and wants sexual pleasure. Look at her. She is a fucking goddess and deserves all the pleasure she can get.

Jenna will fuck you better than any of those skinny teen queens not only because she has more push to the cush, but because she is not seeking approval; she is only seeking pleasure, for both of you. Most skinny twats are too concerned with their appearance to fully enjoy fucking. But Jenna rocks her curves, thus she will rock your world. Say goodbye to the skinny bitch who you could break in two with your cock, and say hello to the curvy beauty who can handle every inch of your cock in any one of her holes.  Jenna has more too love and more to give. Skinny is yesterday’s news; fat is where it’s at. Get with the times. Give Jenna a call.

2 Girl Call Phone Sex with Samantha and Scarlett

My middle son and I were taking a drive the other day up to the mountains. Plans were just to hike, commune with nature and fuck in the woods. But we saw this cute little hitchhiker and gave her a lift. Her name was Scarlett. A little waif of a girl; had that road hard put away look about her. A look I love by the way. She was just hitching as far as she could get.  As soon as she got in the car, I knew Scarlett was trouble. But trouble can be fun sometimes.  She got in the back seat with my son and started sucking his cock. No my name is, how are you, thanks for the lift…..just unzipped his pants and started stroking his cock. I tilted the rear view mirror in such a way that I could see everything, then slid my fingers in my pants and rubbed my clit watching the hitchhiker give my son head. The formal introductions came once she had his load in her mouth.

Little Scarlett was so horny, I could have sworn we shared DNA. I just decided the safest decision was to get a little no tell motel and have some fun. I certainly needed a fuck. I found one off the beaten path that rented by the hour. I figured a few hours to let off some steam couldn’t hurt. I was hoping to fuck my son. But Scarlett pretty much pushed me out of the way to get at my boy’s cock again. Horny slut. I didn’t get too upset. He is my boy and I can fuck him whenever. Been fucking him about as long as Scarlett has been walking. I got comfy, pulled my pants down and let them give me a show. My son ate her bald little beaver, while I rubbed mine. I came  pretty quickly for me. She wasted no time getting  him to fuck her. I’m sure her cunt was real tight still. Not that  mine is bad. But I am in my 50s and have 6 offspring and more decades fucking than Scarlett has been alive. So, my pussy is not gonna be as tight as teen girl.

I was a bit jealous of Scarlett and her tight perky girl parts, but I know my son is a mommy’s girl. Always will be. Once he came in her, he called for his mommy. He looked at Scarlett and said, “Now mommy, show her how a real woman fucks.” That made me so hot. So wet. I got down on all fours and guided his still hard shaft into my snatch. I let out a moan that could be heard in the next state, I was so turned on. I glanced over at Scarlett and she was pouting lol. Poor little thing thought she would be a better fuck than m?  I am his mother, and mommies know how to please their boys better than any silly teen twat.

I started to feel a little sorry for the girl. Being on the sidelines is no fun. I signaled her over and started finger banging that tight snatch of hers until she squirted all over my face.  Now that I was jealous of. She had great trajectory with her stream! Some even landed on my ass and ran down my crack, over his cock and balls and gave us some more lubrication. Not that we ever have any issue there. When it comes to those young cocks, my pussy just puddles. Well we all were good and wet. I have never been much into sharing. I am a greedy bitch, but sharing your son with a cute squirting twat is  pretty hot.  It was like she shot a fountain of youth off on my face.

We all fucked for a couple hours, showered and got back on the road. We dropped off Scarlett at a little diner at a juncture near the park. She was gonna hitch a ride with a trucker. All I can say is, that’s one lucky trucker. She will rock his world.

2 Girl Call Phone Sex Samantha and Symone

I came home unexpectedly and found the neighborhood Lolita, Symone, in bed with my grandson. I was hot happy. He is so young still and he should be fucking a mature woman who can teach him things. Not some stupid little inexperienced neighborhood twat. I grabbed Symone by her pretty blonde hair and tied her up in the kitchen until I could figure out what to do with her. She definitely needed to watch. Needed to see how a real woman sucks a dick.

I made her watch me swallow my grandson’s young hard cock. Taunted her about how much better the mouth of experience would feel on his young dick. I had him convulsing in pleasure and shooting his young seed all over my big tits as Symone watched. Despite being tied up, she seemed to enjoy it.  I could tell she wanted to touch herself, like a cat on a hot tin roof. I went over and kissed her. I started to rub her little clitty. She got animalistic. Started grunting and shaking her leg as she came. I was turned on. She told me she had to pee, but I liked seeing her be all animal like, so I kicked the water bowl over to her, and sure enough she peed right in the pet bowl.

She was a wild animal in heat. No wonder she found her way here. I decided to untie Symone so we could all have some fun together. I don’t mind sharing my grand angels with the young girls, just I don’t ever want to be on the sidelines watching. Same with you! I’ll share that sweet innocent flesh with you, just don’t expect me to just watch.