I met a virgin today. He was telling me about Final Fantasy 7, his favorite video game.
“No-freaking-wonder you’re a virgin,” I told him.
He looked down at his shoes, apparently too intimidated to make any eye contact.
How pathetic! I decided to show him how we do it on the Volleyball Team.
We’re not chess club geeks, we’re fucking freaks.
By the end of the day, his glasses had fallen right off of his face, his hair was mussed, and his dick had been touched–willingly by a girl–for the first time in his entire life.
His little dick was only 5-inches long (hard), but cum on, nerds need to fuck, too!
Now, when he walks down the hallway, he’ll say “Yeah, I tapped that,” and point to me.
I’ll just blow a kiss and ask if his geeky boyfriends need me to blow anything else.
I am doing my part to fuck the whole school popular. After all, everyone knows that the only way to lose your status as a virgin nerd is to get laid by the School Slut.
~~Anastasia
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