Sooey Here Come Miss Piggy

Best thing happened to me yesterday, A friend of mine gave me her little sissy fagot bitch to play with. I turned that fairy fruit into a little piggy and took em to the mall with me or all of my friends to laugh at. Everyone did laugh too, there was hardly a second between us being stopped for him to get down on his fruity knees to crawl around and squeal for us. Anytime he lagged behind all I had to do was call out “SOOEY” and his faggot self came a skipping to me. He whimpered when we all spit on the floor and had him beg us to taste it off the ground while he oink, oink,oinked. It was the funniest thing you could ever see watching a fairy lick our loogies off the mall floor. People gathered around and stared and pointed laughin at little Miss Piggy. Before I knew it one of my friends’s whipped out his giant cock and pissed all over that fairy fucks face. Mascara drained down the sides of his cheeks and I fell on the floor laughing so hard. We decided that the mall was not going to be the end of it and we were going to make this hungry piggy a pig pin to die for. The guys got a couple used port a potties from last week’s game and rocked them till they spilled all over the parking lot. We kicked that piggy in the ass till he feel into the mud. He whimpered and cried while we mocked him squealing and playing in his own shit pin. When the game got ready to start the night everyone bitched and complained about how bad Miss Piggy smelled. I did not give a fuck how nauseating the fruit fly was I needed a foot rest for the game. Thousands of people spit on him and made fun of him for being a little dicked fuck and all he could do was stay on all fours and serve as my foot rest. When it was time to go I was sad, because I was going to be losing all that entertainment. I was in luck though I got Miss Piggy’s card to call the fag sissy anytime I wanted! Yay me!

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