Cute, fragile, tiny little babies are so cute, don’t you think so? They’re God’s little ones, that’s for sure. He holds the whole world in his hands…
But I hold those little babies’ HOLES in my hands. That’s because I’m the youth group leader at my local church, and tomorrow, I have a fucking game plan to enact.
Ya see, there’s a little issue with my current congregation. They’re turning to black-hearted ways that I simply don’t approve of. I’m going to have to salvage the little boys and girls before their parents can defile them.
I intend to do this by defiling them first! That’s right. Tomorrow I will get our heavenly Father behind the fucking crucifixion and suck his cock til his rocks explode in my mouth with all their delicious white, sticky glory. Then, while he’s distracted, my new boyfriend is gonna get those nosy little brats from Sunday School all piled up in the back of my van. We’ll drive them off into the sunset, have our fun…and they’ll never cum back.