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Secret Santa

I had the WEIRDEST Dream last night. My best friend Amber was asking me how I got so many good presents from Santa. And I told her I would show her! It was Christmas eve and we got dressed up like dolls! I was dressed as Ragged Ann and she was Best Pals Janet. That is how Santa Likes it! And we waited for Santa to show up! When he arrived he was VERY happy to see us! He had me get on my knees and suck his cock calling it his candy cane! I sucked Santa until he was dripping wet and throbbing hard! Santa pulled Amber over to him and told her lick his balls… and she said NO! I was so shocked I had to stop sucking and whipped my head around to look at her. Amber was saying how she wouldn’t suck a old mans dick! I was SOOOOO embarrassed! And Santa was soooo Mad! Santa pushed me back and Grabbed Amber. Santa called Amber a selfish little Bitch! He was very mad Amber expected lots of presents and was to selfish to give Santa a present in return.

Then Santa sat down and pulled Amber over his lap and started spanking her ASS! Amber was begging me to help her… but I knew she was getting what she deserved! Then Santa pushed her on the floor and Said “ You better not pout, You better not cry.. You better not scream cause I’m going in Dry!” And he did!

Santa rammed his cock right inside of her. But Amber did scream. Amber begged for me to help her as Santa pounded her! Then Santa dropped his load right inside Amber’s tiny pussy! I was right there to clean Santa’s fat cock up! And Santa gave me so many good presents. Even some yummy cock shaped Santa chocolates. Amber got Coal and a sore ass! 

Santa’s Surprise

Mommy Patricia and I decided we would pay one of our sugar daddies that like girls to come over and play Santa for the girls. I guess one of the girls over heard us talking about him coming over because they were ready for him when he got there. We found out later that they found the song they sang to him in their naughty elf costumes on the internet. Watching them sing the naughty Christmas Carol while bending over in front of him and getting him all worked up was a sight to see!
In fact we loved the song so much that Patricia and I learned it!

Have A Hottie Naughty Christmas
(sung to have a Holy Jolly Christmas)

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It’s the breast time of the year!
Lotsa “elves”, With lovely shelves,
And red-furred white-trimmed rears!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when you walk down the street
Say hello, To girls who show, Their reindeer-rumps so sweet! Oh, ho! Your missile-toe!
Hung where she can see!
Some hottie waits for you – Kisses, from her knees!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
Ev’ry Star Trek geek’ll cheer –
“Oh my Scotty, beam me up a naughty Christmas, this year!” Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It’s the breast time of the year!
The egg-nog From your yule-log
Will fill her cup with cheer!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when your girl trims your tree
Stand below, Her ladder, So,
Her balsam fir you’ll see!
Oh, ho! Her Camel-Toe! Wondrous woman’s Vee!
Her stocking waits for you – Stuff it, once for me!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
With a case or two of beer – Get her crunk!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas, This year!

They danced around showing their rump, pushing up their titties and showing cleavage, sucking on Santa’s Yule Log, they didn’t miss a beat. By the time the song was over poor Santa was spent. but the girls weren’t done with him yet. They were going to make sure they earned every gift he brought. Unlike the real Santa, our Santa brings more presents the naughtier you are!
They got him so trashed and fucked him inside out.
When they were done with him they got together, put him in the car, deposited him in an alley and took a picture of what they had done for black mail, just in case they hadn’t done a good enough job.

* song found at https://jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/dirtychristmascarolsjokes.html

Princess of Every Party

I love being daddy’s little princess. All the men come to his fancy parties and I see their pretty wives with all their fancy jewelry and clothes. But I know that my Daddy could buy and sell all of them ten times over. And he loves his little girl and how much I drive the men crazy. I flirt and bat my eyes at them, and I know exactly what they are thinking. They can’t wait til I am old enough, and then they have a few cocktails and decide they don’t even care about that anymore.

I take my time flirting with all of them, and then I choose the one who I think has the bitchiest looking wife. They are always the most fun to fuck and they always shoot the most cum. I found my target, an older gentleman with a wife who was much younger than him – but not me. She was busy flirting away herself, and didn’t even notice when I began stealing him away. I knew he had a taste for young pussy and I whispered in his ear that I would meet him upstairs.

I excused myself and went upstairs, my pussy dripping at the thought of how much he needed my little cunny. I heard his footsteps on the stairs and I laid down and began taking my clothes off as he rounded the corner. He stopped and stared, very confident, which I love. He watched me undress my little tight body for him and I watched his cock grow inside his expensive suit. I ran my hands over my pink nipples and spread my pussy lips for him to see, and he finally gave in and came to me.

I sucked his cock as we listened to all the guests downstairs. I know my Daddy knew I was missing, and what I was up to, and we would talk about it later. As the man fucked me, quietly so we didn’t get caught, he told me what a sweet princess I was. Those are my favorite words to hear, and I came all over him as he said them again…

Cocksucking Phone Sex

Can you believe I don’t have a boyfriend? I’m such a cock whore and I just love sucking guys off and tossing them aside moving on to the next one. I always took my time licking the shaft moving my tongue up and running it around the thick head. Almost every man has held my head there while they fucked my mouth, God I loved that. Though lately it has been so long since I’ve sucked a big ole cock. I’ve been through my old stomping grounds but no luck I guess I have to wait for them to come to me. Sometimes I just get tired of waiting and I miss having thick delicious cock in my small mouth. When I have one it makes me crazy, makes me so wet I can’t stop myself from playing with myself. When I’m alone I make sure I have a supply of big suckers with cream filling so I can keep in practice. Before each act I always make sure to put on my candy apple red lipstick, and my black eye shadow to absolutely put me in the mood. The taste of those sweet suckers makes me start vigorously sucking and the juice starts dripping from my soft lips becoming a sloppy wet mess. I clasp my hands harder around that juicy candy. The sweet taste reminding me of final finale of a guy squirting that hot sticky cum in my mouth. I can’t help but to I lick my lips eagerly, sucking it so hard, my hands just moving so fast on my clit I moan with whispers of ecstasy. I glance around to make sure my roommates can’t witness my remorseful performances and see I truly am a cock whore. I know you’re dying for some satisfaction. Why don’t you come help me with my addiction and get your cock sucking phone sex fix.

How I Get Ready To Give A Deepthroat Blowjob

Anyone who gives hella good head knows that there are little tricks that you can do to help you give the best blowjob a cock has ever had.  For instance, when taking a cock deep into your throat for a spectacular Deepthroat blowjob it’s a great idea to take a deep breath and hold it.  This stifles the gag reflex you are able to take that big dick as far as they can cram it down your mouth.  Another thing that is important is to keep your lips wet.  Have you ever given a blowjob where your lips are dry?  It’s not the most sexiest thing in the world.  It’s awkward to say the least.  To counteract this I apply plenty of lipstick with gloss on top, then I carry the gloss in my back pocket just in case I find a big juicy cock to swallow whole.

There are other tricks of course that a girl can use to make giving you head a very pleasurable experience.  If your wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend; or hell even yourself have trouble with gagging or dry lips while going down then share these tips with them.  I’m sure they will be grateful, I know your cock will be.

Daddy and His “Rod”

My Daddy told me that he was going to teach me how to use a rod today. I giggled and told him he had taught me that years ago! He laughed too, and said it would be a different kind of rod – we were going fishing. Fishing? It didn’t sound like very much fun, but then he showed me a brand new tiny bikini he bought me to wear on the boat. That was enough for me, so I changed into the bikini and we were on our way.

We were out on the boat, and my Daddy was helping me learn how to cast my line. My bathing suit was off in no time flat. Every time my line was in the water, his hands were all over me. I loved how peaceful it was out on the water, and how he could touch me everywhere in broad daylight without anyone seeing. We kept trying to fish, but me being naked was too distracting. I was pretty sure he had never had any intention of catching any fish today – he just wanted to watch me strut around naked on his boat.

I reeled my line in and told Daddy I was done with that rod and was ready for his. He took the fishing pole and stuck the end up between my legs. The hard pole was wet and hot from the sun, and I knew it was his favorite rod. I pushed my pussy down onto the handle and he twisted it up inside me. It may not have been the rod I expected – but he certainly taught me how to use a rod today!

They Call Me Kinky For A Reason…

 

I love being such a dirty little kinky slut. I can’t help it. I need all the cock I can get. There is not a day or night that goes by that I have to have something inside of me. Pounding my tight young cunny. I need you to come fuck me. Making moan and scream your name. Begging you to go harder and deeper. Don’t you love feeling your cock inside of me? Having my juices all over it. Feeling my walls wrap around your big fat fuck rod. Pound my sweet little kitty. Force me on my knees to clean up my juices from your cock. Make me suck your cock until you can’t take it anymore. Grab my hair and push my mouth further down your cock. Make me gag and choke on it. Please cum in my mouth. Shove your cock deep down my throat, let me feel the hot creamy liquid shooting down my throat. Use your cock to make me swallow it all.

 

Bubbly for Cunny

I have a craving for champagne – I know I am not old enough to get it myself so I am hoping you will get me some again? I remember last time you blackmailed me and tricked me into taking my bra and panties off for you while you watched. You’re my Dad’s best friend, but you sure didn’t waste any time trying to get into my clothes! My Dad was righr downstairs and you were supposed to be helping me fix my laptop in my bedroom. You asked me if I had ever had champagne before.

Of course I hadn’t, but it looks so glamorous and yummy and you said you would get me some if I showed you my bald tiny pussy and perky little tits. I was so embarassed but my panties got wet from how brave you were being. After some more coaxing, I slipped my panties and bra down so you could see. Everything bald and pink and tiny, and you said I was so pretty. You put your hands all over me and your fingers up inside my tight little cunny.

It felt so good, and I moved my hips down against your fingers. You’re such a dirty old man! My father would kill us if he knew what we were up to. You got me the bottle of champagne just like you promised and it was as yummy as I thought it would be. I just need to know what you want for payment this time to get me some more? Maybe you want to stick more than just your fingers inside me this time? Daddy is gone, and I have the house to myself, so why don’t you grab a bottle or two and I will “pay” you when you get here ;)

Robot Chair For My Birthday

My dad is an engineer and I remember when I was younger he asked me what i wanted for my birthday, and I told him “a robot”. He loved to build things, so he spent weeks at work and in the garage building me a robot for my special day. He wouldn;t let me see it until it was all done, so on my birthday he brought it out in a giant box. I couldn’t even imagine how awesome it was going to be to have my very own robot!

I unwrapped the box and he watched as I was so excited opening it up. He helped me pull it out and set it up right and I just looked at it, not knowing what to think. It didn’t look like a robot – there was no head or arms – it looked like a chair with a big didldo strapped to the middle. He saw the confused look on my face and told me that he had made me a sex robot. I was still unsure what he meant, and he reassured me that it would be super fun once I learned how to use it.

He told me to take all my clothes off, so I did, and then he lifted me up and placed my tight little pussy down over the big black rubbery dildo. It felt so good inside me, and I was feeling better about the present… but it still wasn’t what I expected. Thats when he told me that I am the “brains” of the robot, and I can make the robot do whatever I want to my pussy. He showed me that if I rocked back and forth with my legs, the dildo fucked me fast and hard.

The feeling was fucking amazing and my Daddy told me I made the hottest little robot he had ever seen in my new chair. I rocked and rocked and came so many times. It was so much better than a walking/talking robot – this was a fucking robot and it never got tired! Daddy watched me ride my new toy for years after that, and he would play with my breasts and put his cock in my mouth while I rocked back and forth. I loved being the “brains” of the whole operation.

Thier Night At The Castle

You might know that we had a wonderful little vacation get away last month with several of the Mommy’s and a few of our girlies. It was a wonderful time in St Augustine Florida and I wrote about one of our little adventures with Captain John (https://fuckaliciousfreaks.com/sunday-afternoon-in-st-auustine). There was a real castle just down the road from our beach house. Every night the turrets would glow a light blue in the dark night sky. The girls were enchanted by it, and I have to admit I was drawn to it as well. We tried to go see it but it was all closed up and surrounded by barbed wire but that didn’t stop them. When everyone was asleep, Summer, Delilah, Nikki, Heidi, Rebel and Tiffany all snuck out of the house and went to the castle. They threw a beach towel over the barbed wire and climbed the fence. They got to the turret and that is where they had a fuck fest like none they had ever had before. I can’t believe they didn’t get caught! They aren’t exactly quiet when they are playing together. When they told us about it the next morning it made all of us horny as hell and I was a bit jealous. We had a great time fucking each others pussies while they told us all about their adventure!