So ever since my girlfriends got me hooked on The Girls Next Door, we’ve learned a lot about Playboy. I like totally want to be a Playmate or a bunny! OMG, and Hugh Hefner. Don’t even get me started. So basically I figured out that Kendra Wilkinson got her start in Playboy by modeling for a racetrack or something like that. Sitting on top of fast cars in tight spandex, ya know? I knew I could def do that. So last Sunday I went to a vintage car show in the little village an hour or so away from my house. I saw a flier at the local country club and I was like SO there! The only issue is, people completely discriminate against me because of my age. So I had to sort of not tell anyone about my real age. That way I could sign a modeling release by myself & didn’t need my parent’s signature.
But once I got there, everyone must’ve recognized how hot I was, because they ushered me over to where the photographers were at and told me to strip down. I am NOT shy. SO of course I peeled all of my clothes off and showed everyone what the good lord has given me. See these babies? Yeah. Full 34B. Just sayin’. It was a blast. There were a lot of men and women in their 70s and stuff who thought I was SO charming! They really were very kind to me and one guy even asked me where I bought my bikini. So of course I had to take off my top to read the brand name on my tag. He complimented my boobies and even said they looked very real. Like, that is just the nicest thing ever. The photographers kept snapping pics of me, so I am totally pumped to see them when they’re printed! I am def gonna be a star!!!