Just look at you. Sitting there just drooling at me. It is disgusting! I can smell the desperation all the way over here. You know, guys like you make me laugh. You honestly do. You have no chance in hell with me or any other girl like me, yet, you keep trying. You are awkward, and have a pretty meaningless job that you haul your pathetic butt to every day. What good will that do for me? Nothing!
You see a Princess such as myself is worth more than what you can afford with that dish washer salary. I bet you have to help your Mom buy cat food for all those kitties that live in your trailer with you two. Gross. Mean girl phone sex is my forte. I like treating you like the absolute looser you are. Because I know that someone like you loves it when us Perfect girls are mean as fuck to you. You go home and whack off on your unmade bed while your Mother calls for you over and over again to come and scoop out the cat shit from the littler boxes. Again, GROSS!