Today’s headlines: “SISSY BEGS AND PLEADS FOR HER HUGE GOLD HOOPS EARRINGS TO BE SOLDERED INTO HER PRETTY PIERCED EARS SO SHE MUST MODEL THEM FOREVER!!!” All I can hear is Sissy begging “Please turn me into a big hoop-wearing model, permanently out me as a Sissy Fairy Faggot.” Oh she keeps begging, begging to be outted! She loves to sing to me while I write blogs about her; I think she loves knowing I am writing about her while we are on the phone. She eats it up! Knowing that everyone can look up your name and see your shiny earrings flowing in the breeze. You’re looking quite pretty today in your lil outfit, with your earrings and necklace and pretty purple dress. So pretty that we just maybe we are going to have to solder those pretty earrings right on. We are putting you on display for forever and ever! You are going to be forced to model those earrings, even when you take off your pretty dress! When you put your fake-man clothes you won’t be able to hide who you truly are with those big flashy earrings stuck right on you! Oh I can’t wait for you to be a model for those big gold earrings; everyone can know you’re playing dress up for the rest of your life.