Frosty the Ho-man, was a horny happy soul,
With a big hard dick and a nice wet tongue, and two hands made out of coal.
Frosty the Ho-man, is a porno tale, they say.
He was made of snow, but the whores all know that he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that old blue vibe they found,
For when they placed it in his hand, he began to dance around!
Oh, Frosty, the Ho-man, was alive as he could be;
And the whores all say he could Fuck and play,
Just the same as you and me.
Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,
Look at Frosty go.
Humpety hump, hump, humpety hump, hump,
Over the hills of snow.
Frosty the Ho-man, knew the sun was hot that day,
So he said, “Let’s Fuck, and we’ll have some fun now, before I melt away.”
Down to the village, with that vibrator in his hand,
Running here and there, all around the square,
Sayin, “Fuck me if you can.”
He led them down the to the red light district, right to the local cop;
And never stopped fucking even when he heard him holler, “Stop!”
For Frosty, the Ho-man, had to put his dick away,
But he waved goodbye, sayin’ “Don’t you cry, I’ll be back again some day.”
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Good god Jadyn you get my cock so hard EVERY FUCKING TIME!
Love the poem. Very creative, little slut.
Damn baby I wish I could humpety hump that ass!
Oh you ho, I will fuck you till you cum
Young girls are so hot.
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Your pussy melts me