Dinner last night was amazing and it was all because I just happened to drive a different way home than I usually do. Traffic was terrible and I was forced to turn… but as soon as I did, I saw Lois. She was sitting on a bench, leaning to the side almost passed out… it was perfect, how could I turn down an opportunity like that? I pulled over and asked her if she needed a ride home, she couldn’t really answer me but that was ok, I just helped her up and put her in my car and drove her home. I knew that Rick would be so excited when he saw the surprise I had for him, it had been weeks since we had a yummy dinner like this! Lois was so drunk that she didn’t even start to wake up until I was struggling to get her out of the car, I almost dropped her but luckily Rick heard me pull in and came out to help. He was so happy with Lois, she was absolutely perfect, chubby but not super fat, drunk but not all doped up, she was going to be delicious! She came around fully while we were washing her, she was scared and kept asking what we were doing but all we did was laugh at her. We didn’t tell her she was going to be dinner until we started rubbing the oil into her skin, she screamed and tried to struggle but she was tied far too tightly to be able to escape. She went right into the oven and cooked for several hours, until she was golden brown and crispy… my mouth was watering already! It was a truly perfect dinner, Lois was cooked to perfection, it was definitely a night to remember!
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