Last Sunday I taught Sunday School to the little ones. I was the only teacher there, filling in for the usual nun, so I had those itty-bitty girls and boys all to myself.
The first thing I taught them was about Born Again Sluts. Just because you’ve been a virgin most of your life, doesn’t mean you can’t have dirty, nasty gangbangs in filthy bathroom stalls, fuck your brains out backstage at concerts, and plow members of the opposite–and same–sex until you have so many orgasms you can’t even think straight.
The little boys and girls kept blinking at me, and their eyes got really wide. So I decided to just show them an example of what I meant.
“This is what’s called being a Disciple of Dicks,” I told them. I grabbed the little redheaded boy dressed in the miniature polo-shirt his mom had picked out for him. Then I undid his teeny trousers and shoved them down around his ankles.
Then I had a few of the little girls crawl on their hands and knees over to the little boy with his pants down.
I told them to hold his dick in their hands like it was a holy rod of Christ.
“Then you suck it, see?” I instructed them, putting the little boy’s mini-dick into my mouth.
They tried to protest at first, but I promised them lollipops if they could just shut their damn traps.
Then all the little ones got into it, and pretty soon there was a huge orgy going on, with the super young boys and girls fingering each other, pulling off their clothes, and giggling as they practiced all the things I’d taught them.
The only problem was, they just wouldn’t stop doing it.
Eventually I had to threaten to spank them with the ruler if they didn’t calm down. I told them to put their clothes back on, and if they told their parents or anyone else what had happened, they’d all go to hell and burn in the firey pit forever and ever.
That shut them up. They all walked out to communion in a single file, with their shirts un-tucked from their pants and skirts and their hair all mussed.
Oh my God! I am on a roll now. I just can’t stop doing really good deeds!