April Foolin’ Around

So it is not so much the April fool’s day pranks that I prefer as taking the day to thoroughly mess around with people. I call it April Foolin’ around.  So this year I decided with a Gal pal of mine to go around the mall and do a woody collection. What better way to do this than to go to the mall dressed like a couple of sluts? I was so excited to get out of the house with Nikki it was sure to be a fun time.

We started at the candy store, she got a sucker and I got one of those big jolly ranchers. After we paid we flirted and sucked on our candies. Poor guy was so hot he had sweat developing on his brow. One. From there we went and sat on a bench close to the playground where all the house daddies and mommies let their little brats play. That was an easy two, three, and four.

I do not know what I loved more the stay at home dad’s popping the seams on their pants or the way those thirsty moms looked at us. Their thoughts of ‘whores, whores’ traveled to our ears and made up laugh. As we walked through the mall we split, me on the left and her on the right. I hit my four stores; two of those got gigantic boners. Thirty minutes later we met by the elevator I had two and so did she. That added five, six, seven and eight.

We wanted to get at least to 10 and a bite to eat so we headed to the food court. We could not stop laughing, we looked like two drunks whispering and giggling to each other, arm in arm. When we got to food court we took a look around. There was this little no name place tucked in the corner. What was even better is that they specialized in specialty dogs. We both busted out laughing at the irony and went directly to the two men sitting behind the counter. Nikki knelt one knee onto the stool and leaned forward. The men stumbled on their words as she displayed her perfectly beautiful tits.  I came up behind her and slowly rubbed her ass from under her skirt. She ordered two corn dogs and they handed them two us. We mingled our arms and ate them seductively, trying not to laugh. Nine and ten. As we finished up they gave us their number and said they were DTF after work. I guess we will have to see where the night brings us, huh?

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