Take a long, hard look at me, loser. I’m the epitome of a Princess phone sex girl. I know you want me, or you wouldn’t be sitting here staring at my picture. Are you trying to imagine what it would be like to fuck a Princess like me? I hope you have a good imagination because that’s as good as it’s gonna get for you. I would never let a guy like you fuck me. I almost said “man” like you, but let’s be honest – you aren’t a real man. You’re a loser who has to jerk off to get any pleasure at all because women won’t come near your dick.
I don’t even have to tell you why women won’t fuck you because you already know. But I’m a brat so I’m going to say it anyway. Your pathetic excuse for a dick is so small that you pretty much need a microscope to find it. Between that and the fact that you wouldn’t even know what to do with a woman if you had one naked in front of you – well, that makes you a loser that nobody wants. But I’d be more than happy to take your money and humiliate you, so call me.