Everyone I know is so excited about Valentines Day. Everywhere I turn there’s someone selling huge over priced bouquets, or some guy looking lost in the card section of the drug store. I love to see the entire nation going crazy over one day, like what is the big fuss about anyway. All the guys are just spending hundreds of extra bucks to get something the could get for cheaper the very next day. Pussy is over priced on Valentines Day, I just don’t understand it. Valentines Day completely over shadows a very important day that no one ever seems to acknowledge. International Condom Day is even more important to me than Valentines Day, I care more about a clean pussy than an expensive one. Since everyone will be fucking tomorrow anyway, we may as well all make sure we celebrate National Condom Day too!
All the couples will be out and about trying to find the love throughout the city. They’ll be some single women crying on their couch, with a tub of ice cream. The rest of the single people will be strolling through the sexy shops in hopes of an empty booth they can use to let loose. I’m sure no one will be thinking of National Condom Day tomorrow, they’ll all be focused on something love related. No one will be thinking of prevention, but they should be. Condoms go hand in hand with sex, it should be a must have, especially with a new Valentine. Instead of thinking love, we should all be thinking condoms, roses, and chocolates tomorrow!