Santa’s Surprise

Mommy Patricia and I decided we would pay one of our sugar daddies that like girls to come over and play Santa for the girls. I guess one of the girls over heard us talking about him coming over because they were ready for him when he got there. We found out later that they found the song they sang to him in their naughty elf costumes on the internet. Watching them sing the naughty Christmas Carol while bending over in front of him and getting him all worked up was a sight to see!
In fact we loved the song so much that Patricia and I learned it!

Have A Hottie Naughty Christmas
(sung to have a Holy Jolly Christmas)

Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It’s the breast time of the year!
Lotsa “elves”, With lovely shelves,
And red-furred white-trimmed rears!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when you walk down the street
Say hello, To girls who show, Their reindeer-rumps so sweet! Oh, ho! Your missile-toe!
Hung where she can see!
Some hottie waits for you – Kisses, from her knees!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
Ev’ry Star Trek geek’ll cheer –
“Oh my Scotty, beam me up a naughty Christmas, this year!” Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
It’s the breast time of the year!
The egg-nog From your yule-log
Will fill her cup with cheer!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
And when your girl trims your tree
Stand below, Her ladder, So,
Her balsam fir you’ll see!
Oh, ho! Her Camel-Toe! Wondrous woman’s Vee!
Her stocking waits for you – Stuff it, once for me!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas!
With a case or two of beer – Get her crunk!
Have a hottie naughty Christmas, This year!

They danced around showing their rump, pushing up their titties and showing cleavage, sucking on Santa’s Yule Log, they didn’t miss a beat. By the time the song was over poor Santa was spent. but the girls weren’t done with him yet. They were going to make sure they earned every gift he brought. Unlike the real Santa, our Santa brings more presents the naughtier you are!
They got him so trashed and fucked him inside out.
When they were done with him they got together, put him in the car, deposited him in an alley and took a picture of what they had done for black mail, just in case they hadn’t done a good enough job.

* song found at https://jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/dirtychristmascarolsjokes.html

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