EWW!!! What exactly is that thing?! No not anything behind you, that…THING…between your legs? Did you find it at the Good Will in the Infant section? Surely you do not want me to attempt to do anything with it. There is nothing even there big enough to try. It looks like a deformed naked mole rat. Just quivering, and peeking at me. Put it away! Nobody wants to see that. I bet when your Mom gave you a bath she wore HAZMAT gloves so she wouldn’t have to touch it.
Ooooooooooooooooooh, you know what? I have an idea. Since you are too small to even get near my smooth Princess Pussy, why don’t I just take MY panties off and you can wear them. Here. Take them. Go on. I don’t think they will be at all tight. *snicker* Just pull them right up. At least you will be able to feel a little better being able to have that skin anomaly near where my lips were pressed.
Look at you. A little dicked loser. You look humiliated, and you should. Now I think I will call one of my friends over. You know…a real man, and have him show you what a real dick looks like.