Balloons!!!

I get free stuff all the damn time. I’m not sure why, but I mean, who’s complaining?  Like the other day, I was at the park, and there was this hot dog stand. Tied to the handle of the cart was a bouquet of no less than four dozen shiny balloons in all sorts of vibrant colors. I immediately hopped on over and flirtatiously inquired as to whether or not I could have one. Batting my eyelashes seductively, I made a great impression on the shell-shocked college-aged boy. He was drooling like a horny pubescent guy over my smokin’ body. I giggled to add another level of anticipation, but I didn’t just want ONE balloon. I wanted all of them. So I took him behind the Port-O-Potties and I let him slide right between my balloons. Using those lady lumps to get him nice and worked up, I massaged his achingly tender flesh until he was ready to explode. Then I opened my mouth and he jizzed inside like a fountain. I licked my lips clean and released a loud ‘YUUUMMM.’ Safe to say, I walked away with all of those balloons that day. ;-)

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