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Does your dick hang low?
Does it wobble to and fro?
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
Can you throw it o’er your shoulder
Like a continental  soldier
Does your dick hang low?

Does your dick stand high?
Does it reach up to the sky?
Is it stiff when I am wet?
Will you fuck me till I’m dry?
Can you summon o’er your neighbor
With a minimum of labor?
Does your dick stand high?

Do your balls flip-flop?
Can you use them as a mop?
Are they saggy at the bottom?
Are they hairy at the top?
Can you use them for a swatter?
Can you use them for a blotter?
Do your balls flip-flop?

Does your dick stick out?
Can you waggle it about?
Can you flap it up and down
As you strut around the town?
Can you shut them up for sure
When you fuck a little whore?
Does your dick stick out?

Does your dick give snacks?
Can you stick it in my crack?
Can I eat it in the morning
Can I eat you in the bath?
Do you eat it with a scone
Or do you eat it on its own?
Does your dick give snacks?

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