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Balloons!!!

I get free stuff all the damn time. I’m not sure why, but I mean, who’s complaining?  Like the other day, I was at the park, and there was this hot dog stand. Tied to the handle of the cart was a bouquet of no less than four dozen shiny balloons in all sorts of vibrant colors. I immediately hopped on over and flirtatiously inquired as to whether or not I could have one. Batting my eyelashes seductively, I made a great impression on the shell-shocked college-aged boy. He was drooling like a horny pubescent guy over my smokin’ body. I giggled to add another level of anticipation, but I didn’t just want ONE balloon. I wanted all of them. So I took him behind the Port-O-Potties and I let him slide right between my balloons. Using those lady lumps to get him nice and worked up, I massaged his achingly tender flesh until he was ready to explode. Then I opened my mouth and he jizzed inside like a fountain. I licked my lips clean and released a loud ‘YUUUMMM.’ Safe to say, I walked away with all of those balloons that day. ;-)


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Jesus’s Divine Rod of Fucking

Following the word of Jesus like the cock-hungry disciple that I am, I quickly agreed to Mr. C’s requests. I mean, his thick, throbbing dong was basically a reincarnation of the Holy Staff what’s-his-name used to throw at a bush or something. Well, my pussy is shaved bare, but I’d pray to that dick for a million years to have it stuffed into my cunt.

Thing is, Mr. C and I were on a mission to position the King’s offspring in fucking pain. We quickly hopped into our  van with the P-cock prey hunting radar (white minivan with tinted windows, for all those unchurched), and off we went. Landing at the local park between Fresh Market and Threads ‘N’ Stuff, we pulled up to the curb and scoped out the sandbox. I could tell that Mr. C was already getting stiff, so we pulled out his Jesus-blessed, immaculately bestowed Divine Rod of Fucking and we aimed it at the baby blonde bitch with the little pigtails. 

 

Sure enough, Jesus seemed very adamant about using that slut, and wanted to borrow Mr. C’s cock to cleanse the demons from that little cunt. It’s all we could do, really–as good and loyal Christians to Christ–to follow his love and desires for us. We’re his loving little ones, and as he rocks us in his hands that hold the whole world, he whispers down at us to either rock a miniature, very young fuckdoll on Mr. C’s dick stick, or make that bitch go down on her ‘lil sis.

We decided to pursue both options.

Using our wild, seraphic imaginations, we quickly grabbed the blonde bitch and her younger sister, pulling them into our van and shutting the door with finality. Yay! Now we could play . . . and use Mr. C’s fuck pole to bless tight, young tiny holes with sanctified white cum. We dragged those sluts down, filled them up, and purified the inner recesses of their baby canals. We batted them around like cats pawing mice, and while I climbed on top of the older girl and muffled her screams with my soaked pussy, Mr. C was ramming the little one’s throat with Jesus’s best intentions. Finally, after rounds and rounds of the uninhibited fulfillment of our desires, we threw the little brats out of the van and drove away, knowing that we, as devoted Jesus-worshipping Christians, are making the world a much safer place.


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True Religion

So last Sunday, I truly did mean to go to church. That was totally my intention. Problem was, there was a HUGE sale at the mall and I figured I’d just bop into True Religion and get some jeans for 25% off + a $10 coupon. Their straight leg Becky low-rise pairs are just GORGEOUS. Anyway, I had a little run-in while in the dressing room. There I was, butt-naked from the waist down and clad only in a white lace thong, and the sales assistant was staring right at me. His dick was out, and he was jerking it like a madman. At first, I was like, UMMM, hello, what are you, like 70? But then I realized he was super well endowed and I wanted that cock in my ass. Also, he offered me some free pairs of bootcut jeans if I fucked him. I even let him touch my nipples and put his tongue in my mouth. Pretty soon, I actually got into the sex and started climbing up on top of him. After some wild bouncing action, anal-style, he exploded his load into my backdoor and I was totally exhausted and orgasmed over his deflating dick. I left that True Religion store with six pairs of $200 jeans. SCORE. Plus, that guy wasn’t half bad after all. The whole thing was basically kind of a miracle, actually.


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You know what feels really, really good? Kinky interracial sex play! I love to get rammed by asian men, white men, black men, and purple men! Hell, I don’t care what color you are. I don’t care what height you are, how much you weigh, or where you come from. I don’t even care if you’ve got a weird personality. If you HAVE A DICK, if it’s nice and fuckable, I want it! Doesn’t matter what size it is, doesn’t matter how wide or long it is, or if its circumcised or not. I just want to take that dick, get it nice and hard with a hand job motion, and stick it up my cunt hole. Does that sound good to you, baby? I’ll lube it up with my own spit if you want. Just give me that cock and stuff it in my mouth. Mmmm! Baby, that’s so fucking hot. Shove it in further, there you go. My pussy starts dripping like a river of cum when I start to gag on the meat stick of a nice strapping man like you. In fact, I think I get a better orgasm from face fucking then pussy fucking! But when it’s nice and wet, shove it in my pussy so you can cum in there. The thrill of the cream pie gets my clit off every time.

 


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Desired, DUH!

     My pussy is one hot topic. Every time I check my wall on Facebook, I have at least three new posts that prove I am sought after more than Paris Hilton. There’s this one dude, especially, who sticks to me faster than herpes on a hooker. I am telling you, this guy is WARM FOR MY FREAKIN’ FORM.

     So the other day, I was walking in the park, and I could swear I heard footsteps following me. I thought it was just my imagination, but then my iPhone made that familiar little ‘ding’ sound that proved it was totally real. Turns out, my status was just then ‘liked’ by that same guy who’s been commenting on all of my pictures. He started out writing stuff like “Damn, baby!” and “That’s one fine piece of ass!”

     I mean…I obviously hear that a lot, so it meant nothing major. But then he started creeping me the **** out! His supposed compliments turned to threats. One of the scariest things he wrote to me was “I am going to find you all alone and shove my cock in that pert little ass of yours. I want to hear you choke my name.”

     So obviously I am totally paranoid because I really don’t want to get hurt. But in a lot of ways, it turns me on thinking about how thrilling it would be to get forced into sex with my Facebook stalker.


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Messenger for Christ

     Hello my fellow Jesus lovers! Today I went to the Winter Parks Retirement Home (aka: old, almost-dead people place) to spread the word about our beloved Lord our Savior, Jesus Christ! Old people are like, gonna die soon. They need salvation MUCH more than we do. So of course I decided to put on my mini school girl skirt and go save some souls. It’s hard going, all this Christian fucking.

     I have reamed my pussy like no one’s business converting all these sinners to the side of good. Like, do you have any idea how many cream pies this snatch collects by the end of the day? It’s just like a living, breathing–(sticky, white, gooey)–example of all the hard work I’ve done to save people. When I walked through those doors, it smelled like old moth balls and ancient people’s dirty underwear. Plus, all the senior citizens walk SO slowly, clutching their IVs and everything. I quickly made my way past the cafeteria (mystery chocolate pudding, anyone?) and got to the section of private rooms.

     Technically, I wasn’t invited here or anything. I mean, I invited myself after hearing the Call of the Lord. I heard his calls & I came–and not just my dripping cunt, either. Yes, okay, so I had to lie to a couple of nurses on the way in, but I redeemed myself by getting into the sick lepers’ rooms. I gave them the Word. They were dying for a good fucking, too! Trust me, I recognize the look of lust anywhere, and I knew enough to climb on top of Mr. Peterson and ride that stiff cock until the cows came home! So, little oopsie.

     He accidentally had a heart issue or something from overexcitement. I mean, I am a VERY good looking young lady–which he even told me before I grabbed his crotch and shoved up my skirt. But I honestly feel much better knowing that I converted him to Christianity before his untimely death. I read him a passage from the Bible and everything! So it sucks that he kicked the bucket while I was in the middle of fucking him, BUT look on the bright side. At least he’s in Heaven, right?


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For A Good Time…

Let’s get fucked up!!!

I am such a horny bitch. There’s nothing I won’t do to get off. I got completely smashed at a party last night, passed out, and didn’t even know my own name. Some guy had been hitting on me all night, and I was like…um, slip your dick in me.

You know that totally awkward moment when you wake up in bed with, like, two other people? Yeah, babe, it’s never bad for me. I get second helpings in the morning and shake my ass for that cock. It’s fucking awesome when another chick is there too. Party girl bitches have the best cunts–they’re soft & totally ripe for the plowing. 

It is so not a party until we forget our fucking names and can’t even stand up. When my blood content is 99% alcohol, I am willing to blow a tranny, fuck a dude’s dick upside down, and take it in the ass with three guys filming it. Gimme a strong drink, a hot wingman, and a nice set of heels, and I will throw you a party you won’t ever forget, baby.


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Crosses To Bare

I can’t go to reform school. Think of all the poor, sex-craved adulterers with sinning hearts. They need my tight, round, perfect ass and dripping teenage cunny. I have to turn their evil thoughts away from sin. So I use my pert titties and toned, taut young body to help people in my community find Christ.

With a little gangbanging a whole lot of dick pleasing, I have become a Converting Cumdump. I take sticky, bulbous loads of thick white cum down my throat, up my ass, and inside of my dick-stuffed pussy. In return, my converts take communion and their souls are saved. So that’s why it spelled trouble when I heard Emily Sanders was gonna tell my parents that I’m a slut. NO! I’m not a slut stupid, annoying Emily.

So I had to do something about this. I’m not exactly proud of my actions, but it’s my cross to BARE, I suppose. And I bared Emily’s naked flesh to an entire gangbanging hord of nigga dick busters. They tore her apart from top to bottom. Pulled her strawberry blonde hair, kicked her in the gut, and stuffed her holes with BIG BLACK COCK cum. They impregnated her seven ways from Sunday, and then I walked away from that alley.

She hasn’t been to school for a few weeks and no one’s heard from her since. There was a story in the newspaper about her going missing, but I know nothing ’bout that. One lost soul is nothing compared to all of those that I will continue to save for penance!


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TIT For Tat

Cute, fragile, tiny little babies are so cute, don’t you think so? They’re God’s little ones, that’s for sure. He holds the whole world in his hands…

But I hold those little babies’ HOLES in my hands. That’s because I’m the youth group leader at my local church, and tomorrow, I have a fucking game plan to enact.

Ya see, there’s a little issue with my current congregation. They’re turning to black-hearted ways that I simply don’t approve of. I’m going to have to salvage the little boys and girls before their parents can defile them.

I intend to do this by defiling them first! That’s right. Tomorrow I will get our heavenly Father behind the fucking crucifixion and suck his cock til his rocks explode in my mouth with all their delicious white, sticky glory. Then, while he’s distracted, my new boyfriend is gonna get those nosy little brats from Sunday School all piled up in the back of my van. We’ll drive them off into the sunset, have our fun…and they’ll never cum back.


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Doctor shOPping Er

So last night I was lighting a joint and chilling out. Thinking about how tonight is youth group and all of that. I haven’t really been participating lately. That is such a sin. Thing is, I’ve been picking up some really dirty habits lately. I’m addicted to dope like the air I breathe. Thing is, I need a script for it. That’s right. Doctor’s orders. So I made an appointment today with my local family practicioner. When I walked through the door, people kept giving me weird looks in the reception room. I mean, what’s so weird about a red and white bikini made of plastic material? I mean, there are medical crosses on it and EVERYTHING! It’s like, totally Christian. Plus I have a cute hat and adorable boots to match! So I walk into the examination room, and this jealous (actual, legit, real-life) nurse gives me a dirty look. Envy is a sin! She’s just twisted up inside because I have a hot bod. Anyway, I’m sitting there waiting for the doctor, and when he comes in, he gives me a completely skeptical look. I just smile and tell him I have cancer and need a medical marijuana prescription. Yes, lying is also a sin, but it’s cancelled out by the fact that I am doing a good deed. I fully intend to share my dope with youth group tonight. That benefits the whole religious community of teenagers and also relieves their stress. He said he didn’t believe I had cancer, so I had to advance on him and pull my bikini top down. While he was distracted, I took advantage of his innocence by quickly pulling down his fly and shoving those khaki pants down past his butt. Those tighty-whities couldn’t conceal his erection beneath! I sucked that cock like a bitch in heat. I needed that seed to eat. I fingered his balls like Mary Magdalene before her redemption. I deep throated that dick like you’ve never seen before. I was a whore! And at the end, I got my prescription, adjusted my bikini top, and picked up my purse off the floor. Then I walked straight out that door without looking back. Doctor shopping at it’s best, everybody.


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